Duuude, TMI.

Yes! It's crazy! Where does Vegas keep finding these goalies...

Bobrovski though makes $10 million a year so it's a stranger story to me.

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It's wilder than that. Bobrovski was essentially the THIRD STRING goalie before the playoffs. He got in as a starter because Spencer Knight was injured or needed help or whatever, but then Florida...

Kinda did with the call at the end there. I mean, it was a total trip and should be called, but historically anything outside of someone actually shooting someone in the last 2 minutes of an...

We in Toronto know all about having Freddy in net and being out-goalied... Florida will win the cup - it's just their year.

Canes are 0-12 in their last 3 visits to the Conference Finals. ...

Butts in seats isn't what drives revenue. It's people watching on TV and how much those contracts are worth, which is always lower the farther south you go.

With the projected 11 viewers for the next 2 rounds, this isn't going to help the salary cap increase at all.

#bushleague

Ordered a couple tanks for pool season. These, according to the manufacturer, are the same size:

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That seems like a pain in the ass for $10. Just use a couple McDonald's coupons over the next month or two - even Steven.

No shit.

The haters need some new material.

Hahaha this is great I've never seen this before! Did you make this?

Well this is the worst.

https://i.redd.it/uy2xdb2i7qx61.jpg

You've been added to my Steve Buschemi-style list of people to message once the Leafs <ahem> win everything.

Friend at work died last night. In September he was in my backyard enjoying a whiskey watching some football. February, gets a weird pain in his guts. From that point on it's chemo and the whole...

Nuggets means you're getting small pieces of breaded chicken that are plain, sold by the quantity, and you can dip them in some sort of ranch or sweet + sour sauce or whatever. Like McDicks.
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And here we are. What a fantastic alternate reality this is.



We are Round 1 Champions! Parade is at noon today, should be fun.



Welcome aboard, brother.

Holy fuck man I've heard some bad takes on Matthews' importance to this team but this one takes the cake!

1) Of course he sucks at fighting. He has never fought anyone, has had his wrists...

I've been subscribing to this guy for a couple years now. Super nice dude who just loves to get out and ski and have fun. Glad to see his subs are rising.

The cheap fucks cancelling the midstation really messed up the overall vibe of the place, and I've only heard that RCR is either just as cheap or worse. But I kind of like how the current lift...

He clearly does it before the sea turtles lay their eggs and doesn't squish any because they all lay their eggs on the exact same time of the exact same day. But for real this is what you get when...

Light looks a little flat. 2/10.

Saw Edmonton up 3-1 in the 3rd. What happened?? IT WAS 3-1!

Maybe get some hearing aids, grampa.

NYR/NJD should be a fun time.

Leafs/Florida round 2 will be entertaining as well.

He sounds very afraid. His solution is likely to arm every citizen so "they can protect themselves."

Living with his mentality must be exhausting.

This was my idea 50 pages ago!

There's a lot of pro-gun culture in the USA, a large portion of the population fucking love guns for some reason. How do you change that?

Here in Canada I've got a few friends who enjoy shooting...

Why's that?

Again - people complain "why do Leafs fans think everything is about them!??!! Waaahhhh!!!"
and then they make everything about the Leafs. One of the great paradoxes of our time.
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46.6 Helmets – No player may remove his helmet prior to engaging in a fight. If he should do so, he shall be assessed a two minute minor penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct. Helmets that come off in...

Mad River Glen is really cool how the runs follow the undulations of the terrain. Feels like a bit of an adventure on every run. Good beer, too.

In the winter months, the neighborhood rabbits (of which there are many) will eat my garden shrubs and plants. They will do some "damage" but the end result is always okay in the spring and they...

What actually happens: people looking to buy a home search online and find ones they want to go and check out - they do so, then pick one.

We have the internet now - there's almost zero reason to...

Skied with whipski (great guy, by the way) and his ex-patroller pals at Snowmass on a powder day once. They had the same intel; it was magnificent. I tell the story as one of them having a radio,...

Well wouldn't you know it - next year during march break my dad wants to take his grandkids to... you guessed it... Sun Peaks.

You guys would get along well I bet!

Sun Peaks is a place I would want to go and ski with my 73 year old dad and my 10 and 8 year old kids. It has it's place in the ski resort realm, no question. Amazing for families - well designed...

Plus, who doesn't want to put back a few and talk about skiing the day's blues with Nancy Greene! Us friends call her 'Nance.'

When did 'this is a JONG-ass thread' enter the skier's lexicon?

I'm a lame-o touron who struggles with the subpeak bootpack and I agree 100% with this. If tracking-out the North Bowl is the plan, then just run a lift right in there and eliminate the constant...

To be fair that is probably the least-flattering photo of her that has ever been taken.

No not at all. But you see, most of these gun nuts think otherwise. That's the trick!

You can call your guns, Death Dildos.

More tragedy. Just awful. Looks like the guns aren't going anywhere though, so have you guys tried making guns not-cool to those right-wing crazies yet? Like, just run ads making fun of them and...

Rebel News?? Yikes, I'd hate to see what else the algorithms are throwing at you.

Well, windstorm rolled through on Saturday night, and operations were shut down due to a power outage on Sunday.

"Thanks for a great season!" Yeah I don't think so. Maybe next year.

Yes but hard to get articles approved by your editor about Asian Pussy at Blackcomb.

I'm telling ya, my "bitch, puhleeaze" survey response was the final straw!

Happy to help!

Life is too short to ski in the rain. Well, the skiing part is okay, I just hate dealing with all that soaked gear when I get home.

Sunday is supposed to be sunny and 6C, so we'll see.

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Hell, sometimes my kids won't even ski up to the edge of something to just take a look.

'Articles' about instagram/twitter posts are the absolute worst.

I'd write them like this:
"This is irresponsible, JHMR should be ashamed!" wrote one user. "Joe Biden is the worst - TRUMP 2024!"...

They only exist to make it seem like a Realtor is actually doing something to sell your home.