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    Poly. Ass. Asshat Jong.

    Poly. Ass. Asshat Jong.
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    He wasn’t country. Though he did twang. I would...

    He wasn’t country. Though he did twang.
    I would say folk rock.

    And not as earth shattering as Garcia passing To deadheads. .
    But such a great poet and songwriter, with a simple blue collar...
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    I’m confused. Why would you apply at three...

    I’m confused. Why would you apply at three separate banks?
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    Yeah well I don’t wanna pay it back. But now...

    Yeah well I don’t wanna pay it back.

    But now that I think about it. If I don’t rehire my employees. And hire the local prostitutes and drug dealers instead? Winning!
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    Wasn’t that Mave from the Big Lebowski?

    Wasn’t that Mave from the Big Lebowski?
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    Right? I keep yelling at the computer. There...

    Right? I keep yelling at the computer.

    There is no O in CUNT
  7. Take a cruise. Tickets are super cheap now....

    Take a cruise.

    Tickets are super cheap now. And the virus is a hoax.
  8. Are you by chance in advertising or marketing?...

    Are you by chance in advertising or marketing?
    If so. Just kill yourself
    You are satans spawn

    https://youtu.be/tHEOGrkhDp0
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    That’s how it starts. First hit is free. Next...

    That’s how it starts. First hit is free.

    Next thing you know he’s cunting up the board.
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    A Maul. You really need the right maul. Red...

    A Maul. You really need the right maul.
    Red ones are preferred. But after you maul enough innocent creatures, they all turn red.

    And tech talk
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    The actual application seems easy enough. The...

    The actual application seems easy enough.

    The shit show is going to be proving you didn’t spend it all on hookers and blow.

    And the real win is any biz that didn’t shut down. Schwing!
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    It’s crazy. My accountant said the ADP PPP custom...

    It’s crazy. My accountant said the ADP PPP custom report was wrong.
    Then he hounded me for so much more data. State unemployment. Health insurance. 401k match.
    I’m sweating bullets for two days,...
  13. Hicks did it first. In terms of back and to the...

    Hicks did it first. In terms of back and to the left.
    But the magic loogie was great satire as well



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aaqN7SqLpU
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    Illegal smile was his first song? That’s some...

    Illegal smile was his first song?
    That’s some good music trivia.
    And a great song.
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    Prophetic. Or just accepting death since he...

    Prophetic. Or just accepting death since he already had lung cancer.

    Gonna smoke a cigarette nine miles long.



    https://youtu.be/l0EiV423j0M
  16. Bonus points for connecting the Kennedy...

    Bonus points for connecting the Kennedy assassination, Bill Hicks, and Jackson hole.
    Well played. You’re voucher for your cruise ship is in your pm inbox.
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    A cigarette nine miles long. Fuck. Was hoping...

    A cigarette nine miles long.

    Fuck. Was hoping this thread bump wasn’t the end of the singing mailman.

    Have a cocktail, vodka and ginger ale in his honor.


    https://youtu.be/l0EiV423j0M
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    Not feeling the phish. Their live shows were...

    Not feeling the phish.

    Their live shows were great fun back in the day. Seen a half dozen or more.

    But watching this live fish broadcast, circa 2017. Itís so much musical masturbation. ...
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    A woman bitch slapping a bitch Can I watch?

    A woman bitch slapping a bitch

    Can I watch?
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    Clearly the bar tag and serial number need...

    Clearly the bar tag and serial number need replacing.

    Wtf dude. Describe the problem or issue.
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    Just saw that my towel ad I didn’t think there...

    Just saw that my towel ad

    I didn’t think there were bad towels. Other than those cheesy health club towels that are so course that you won’t steal them.

    And his Giza sheets boldly claim that...
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    I never pictured you as a suave gentleman I...

    I never pictured you as a suave gentleman

    I always thought you were a Yeti
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    Looks like a lot of fur under that bikini bottom....

    Looks like a lot of fur under that bikini bottom.
    Times have changed.

    But yeah. Sexy lady in her day. It’s the eyes. It’s always in the eyes.
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    Ok. The original source is sketchy. But I...

    Ok. The original source is sketchy.

    But I said, how in the fuck did they mobilize two boats to corral and arrest a solo stand up paddlboarder.

    And it’s real news.
    LA times article confirms....
  25. So are we talking chord center. Ball of foot....

    So are we talking chord center. Ball of foot. Boot center. Or weighted balance point.

    #telemarktips
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    I thought we were punching the hump ...

    I thought we were punching the hump

    Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  27. I hear my wife furiously beating in the next room...

    I hear my wife furiously beating in the next room





    Oh wait. It’s just an omelette
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    Yes. But that was a huge plot mistake. The...

    Yes. But that was a huge plot mistake.

    The only thing better than pussy galore.
    Is gold pussy galore.
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    Mix the gorilla glue with the diesel. Take a...

    Mix the gorilla glue with the diesel.
    Take a few bong hits
    And report back
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    Muh Russia and muh Facebook fixed the erection?...

    Muh Russia and muh Facebook fixed the erection?
    Lol

    But yeah. Steve bannon tapped into the angry middle class and put words in trumps mouth

    Trump is an idiot. But his fake message spoke to the...
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    Vans checkerboard slip ons?

    Vans checkerboard slip ons?
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    Covid surfers

    Yeah it’s a weird source. But really.
    Arresting folks for surfing.
    What in the holee fuk
    ...
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    He meant Manny Ortiz

    He meant Manny Ortiz
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    Holy shit Are those Vans checkerboards?

    Holy shit

    Are those Vans checkerboards?
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    There’s a huge reefer at my local hospital. ...

    There’s a huge reefer at my local hospital.

    Shits unreal
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    Fucking robots bumping robots It’s like a...

    Fucking robots bumping robots

    It’s like a robot disco. Crisco. Fist O.
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    Fucking couches that are too short for a proper...

    Fucking couches that are too short for a proper nap.

    If I can’t lie down it’s a love seat. Not a couch.
  38. Is napping on the list? If so. I’m crushing it

    Is napping on the list?

    If so. I’m crushing it
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    Drove by the backside of our local hospital and...

    Drove by the backside of our local hospital and saw a big ass refrigerator tractor trailer.

    Jeebus.
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    Anal printing?

    You learn something new every day

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/science/smart-toilet-recognises-users-anal-21826965
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    324453
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    Yeah. Comcast always sucked. But xfinity! Boo...

    Yeah. Comcast always sucked. But xfinity! Boo yah. Best customer service evah
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    Dude she’s 90 in that pic. If you really hit it...

    Dude she’s 90 in that pic. If you really hit it you would break her hip.
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    That sucks. I love pussy galore. But it’s...

    That sucks. I love pussy galore.

    But it’s been years. I got married.
  45. Don’t do that INXS Or with Kate Spade?

    Don’t do that INXS

    Or with Kate Spade?
  46. Thread: Itís 4/20!

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    Good lord. I wish it were 4/20 I can’t wait 13...

    Good lord. I wish it were 4/20

    I can’t wait 13 more days. In isolation.
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    Iíd send you nude pics of my mom with Obamaís mom...

    Iíd send you nude pics of my mom with Obamaís mom but my mom wasnít there.
    But lee Ann Dunham was kinda hot in her day.
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    All the bots need to take a cruise. Or gargle...

    All the bots need to take a cruise.

    Or gargle bicarbonate.

    Plop plop fizz fizz gargle my jizz?
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    DNI is Do Not IntuBoozate? Better check the...

    DNI is Do Not IntuBoozate?

    Better check the medical coding
  50. Some of those postcards are in the Cody house...

    Some of those postcards are in the Cody house lobby. I want to steal them. But I’m too kind.
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