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    Hung-Li Imports call it the Pangolin Party Pack.

    Hung-Li Imports call it the Pangolin Party Pack.
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    How can you be sure the owner doesn't beat his...

    How can you be sure the owner doesn't beat his wife and watch child porn? Benny found this out the hard way when he got his Full Tilts fitted.
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    I've been looking for an online purveyor of...

    I've been looking for an online purveyor of pangolin meat. My Chinese source dried up.

    Pangolin fetus is yummy.

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    If it's pangolin based a 1.1 nomenclature would...

    If it's pangolin based a 1.1 nomenclature would avoid confusion. For a new host species, 2.0.
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    You mean another release from the lab? On the...

    You mean another release from the lab?

    On the Tilex sinus cleanse, I should caution you might loose your sense of smell for a couple hrs. But eventually it comes back.
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    If you have an enclosed shower, spray Tilex on...

    If you have an enclosed shower, spray Tilex on the walls and floor, wait 5 mins and then take a hot shower.
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    Why not just move to a socialist country? Here's...

    Why not just move to a socialist country? Here's a list...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_socialist_states
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    in the second quarter.

    in the second quarter.
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    Just be careful pouring hot oil on your beavers. ...

    Just be careful pouring hot oil on your beavers. The last thing you need is a trip to the ER right now.
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    Rome is falling again....

    Rome is falling again.
    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-30/italy-risks-losing-grip-in-south-with-fears-of-looting-and-riots
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    Covid-20

    Covid-20
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    It stores fine for around 200 million years or so.

    It stores fine for around 200 million years or so.
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    "We think the cat is a side victim of the ongoing...

    "We think the cat is a side victim of the ongoing epidemic in humans and does not play a significant role in the propagation of the virus".

    Phew. We just got rid of our pet pangolin.
    The kids...
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    Busch is giving 3 months' worth of beer to people...

    Busch is giving 3 months' worth of beer to people who adopt or foster a dog during coronavirus crisis

    Great, trailer park alcoholics adopting dogs for 3 months.
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    I'm not sure whether to take a word which doesn't...

    I'm not sure whether to take a word which doesn't exist as an insult or a compliment. This place confuses me sometimes.

    Remember, a swipe of lime around the rim of the glass to kill the virus....
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    With a vengeance. Ok, but you don't need...

    With a vengeance.



    Ok, but you don't need to put yourself thru this torture alone.
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    Then pm the mods and ask them to take a vote and...

    Then pm the mods and ask them to take a vote and send me away. Do that for everyone you don't like here, and change the name to Meadow Skippers Tea Room and bask in the bliss of your hand picked...
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    For your own good, you may need to put me on...

    For your own good, you may need to put me on ignore.

    Why don't you pm KQ and find out how she's doing? Maybe she's busy with other stuff?
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    I apologized, so if you also want to quote the...

    I apologized, so if you also want to quote the apology feel free.

    Or just put the people you don't like on ignore. I think that's the way the thin skinned do it here?

    If it's a ban-able...
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    Still here, don't fret. Just have to take...

    Still here, don't fret.

    Just have to take care of some business in a zone with unstellar internet coverage, so if I'm out carry on without me.
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    You don't want to watch the 2019 season?

    You don't want to watch the 2019 season?
  22. Had he just cast off into the harbor and anchored...

    Had he just cast off into the harbor and anchored a safe distance away for a while as I suggested, he would still be with us.
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    I'm sorry for the comment that made you cry KQ. ...

    I'm sorry for the comment that made you cry KQ.

    I'll stick to making snarky comments on Benny's and Buttah's posts from here on. And Danno's too. Now that Spook is no longer here, I need a new...
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    Do you have any farm animals that depend on you?

    Do you have any farm animals that depend on you?
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    What would Chuck Norris do?

    What would Chuck Norris do?
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    Perhaps you are confusing "discerning" with...

    Perhaps you are confusing "discerning" with sarcasm?
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    I personally would not use one, but I could see...

    I personally would not use one, but I could see buying some and equipping mercenaries to protect my interests...should it come to this.
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    A proper spiritual leader would have packed up...

    A proper spiritual leader would have packed up and moved along.
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    As someone who just started my own religious...

    As someone who just started my own religious community (the Branch Covidians) in beautiful Southern VT, I've often wondered what Joseph Smith was thinking settling his flock in a place best...
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    OP, all these recommendations are pedestrian mass...

    OP, all these recommendations are pedestrian mass produced junk befitting a beer-drinking hillbilly. I would recommend going with something bespoke made by real craftsmen, such as a Purdey side by...
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    or an elaborate signalling system to relay...

    or an elaborate signalling system to relay pitches to the hitter.
  32. Not when aptX is compared to CD's......

    Not when aptX is compared to CD's...
    https://www.soundguys.com/the-ultimate-guide-to-bluetooth-aptx-and-aptx-hd-19914/
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    The NJ border town stores are the recipients of...

    The NJ border town stores are the recipients of all this displaced demand.
  34. The Mexicans swear by a bowl of menudo.

    The Mexicans swear by a bowl of menudo.
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    Coxsackie, NY got a bum rap then. I started my...

    Coxsackie, NY got a bum rap then.

    I started my own branch of Unitarianism in Londonderry. We have a bus.
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    All we need now is the Yellowstone supervolcano...

    All we need now is the Yellowstone supervolcano to erupt and a large asteroid impact and it will be historical.
  37. Fwiw. A study recommending not taking ibuprofen...

    Fwiw. A study recommending not taking ibuprofen if you have the rat flu.
    "ACE2 can also be increased by thiazolidinediones and ibuprofen"
    ...
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    Would you prefer he call it the Kung flu?

    Would you prefer he call it the Kung flu?
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    Poll: Be careful and lock your doors around those...

    Be careful and lock your doors around those people.
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    Danno, when I get frustrated with others I ask...

    Danno, when I get frustrated with others I ask myself, "How would Chuck Norris handle this?"

    I think the answer here is obvious.
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    And make sure to ask for no lime, it could kill...

    And make sure to ask for no lime, it could kill the virus.
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    I'm proud to say I have never had anyone on...

    I'm proud to say I have never had anyone on ignore. I can take whatever you bitches throw. Bring it on.
  43. He like wires. The picture of his setup reminds...

    He like wires. The picture of his setup reminds me of the underside of a '72 Fiat dashboard.



    AptX-HD if your phone supports it, is terrific.
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    That's great of you, but what if you depended on...

    That's great of you, but what if you depended on that income to provide for your family and kids and pay your mortgage? You can see how this gets a bit sticky at some point? And its easy to impose...
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    You may be right, but it's hard to take someone...

    You may be right, but it's hard to take someone named "Bozo T. Clown" from Funkytown seriously.
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    Does watching Ragnarok on Netflix count? ...

    Does watching Ragnarok on Netflix count?



    You just focus on maintaining a 6' distance.
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    When deciding between fucking the economy and the...

    When deciding between fucking the economy and the economic well being of the 95% of the people who would survive this thing, vs the 5% of the largely elderly who won't it's going to be interesting to...
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    Definitely a head gasket problem or the water...

    Definitely a head gasket problem or the water pump is going. Is there coolant on the garage floor?
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    There are plenty of deer laying on the side of...

    There are plenty of deer laying on the side of the road around here just waiting to be turned into soap.
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    What's wrong with the Irish Spring sitting there?...

    What's wrong with the Irish Spring sitting there? The Old Spice above it isn't bad either.
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