FTW!

Yes.

Ok, inside the house and make it how to turn on the guest bathroom light.

It would be cool to have that be your doorbell button or some other mundane function that would give people pause.

Man Stoner: Hey, hey, don't take those, man.
Pedro: Wha...?
Man Stoner: I almost gave you the wrong shit, man.
Pedro: Hey, man, I already took 'em, man.
Man Stoner: [laughing in astonishment] Hoo...

I like the Sten Gun battery mount.

Need a launch system for those bad boys.

Hah.

I bought a Diablo for my table saw. Cuts like butter.

The space I estimate around an inch. Doorstop is a good idea, thanks, even if just to use to measure the actual thiccness, because I can't see it. Not sure about adhesive, it's going between copper...

In my mind the thing I want looks like a C clamp but has the turning handle inside the C.

I am trying to avoid perforating the wall. It's in a hallway. Right now it's behind a bookcase. However, in 4-5 years the kids will all be in college and we will be considering a downsize move. ...

I need a spreader device. It will be one use, so it has to be cheaper than ripping a wall apart and repairing the sheetrock. It needs to be about an inch long and I need to be able to operate it by...

Heh. Sausage stuffer. NTTAWWT.

West Virginia as fuck.

Who can afford that many smokes at today's prices? An engine is probably cheaper.

I've said it before, I'll say it again:. Magnetic sweeper. The garage often hosts projects that invariably result in small metal pokey bits all over the place. Flat tires suck. The sweeper is...

Right. So you missed Bruce Springskiin's adventures with My First Saw on the Christmas tree lot then?

My wife contributed a 20 oz hammer to our sum of the parts makes more than the whole. Thing is a beast. However it's got a waffle patterned face, which sucks if you miss and hit something nice. I...

Only if do yourself first to show me how.

You obviously weren't paying attention. Take a lap.

Right, I have better places to put buckets than I do to hang stuff due to layout. Plus the two big fucking heavy cords don't hang well. Looping into a bucket is also easier.

Only if I feel like it. On a side note, I have considered getting buckets to store the longer cords in.

Can I borrow an extension cord?

Btdt. And then there was the time I sucked up 50' of cord into the electric snowblower. I am not sure whether my wife or I will be the one to slay the first extension cord with the electric...

And which one was it?

Ok, forget bikes. Cars then. Just need recommendations.

^This. I am in need of same. Recommendations? I need to inflate tires more than I care to do so. Cars, bikes, basketballs, etc.

That's fucking hysterical.

See your magnet on a stick and raise you a magnet on a stick with wheels. The magnetic sweeper rocks. It is a must have for anyone does projects in the same space where they park their cars.

I was born with the best tool I own.