A friend with weed is a friend indeed.

A fine pickle.

Fine until someone clogs the thing trying to flush an elbow in one go.

If Johnny Cash had written true to life lyrics:

I shot up with a man in Reno
Just to watch him get high

Hot young women who grunt arouse me.

He should play for the Miami Heat with Jimmy Fucking Butler.

Beverage. Out. Nose. Oh, the ironing.

Saw him last summer at the Champlain Valley Fairgrounds with my wife. She had no idea what a Billy Strings was and loved it. Sadly, our podunk little county fairground is not on this year's summer...

Useful technology.

https://youtu.be/wkUGDYjYgMs

Oh, right.

What is "veggie stardust"?

Ya, the noodles were a one off treat. Nobody should eat bang pow boom flavor dust on a regular basis, if ever.

I mean, they had me at Ka-blam, delicious dust. The rest was all gravy.

It's far out man.

491270

That is amazing.

"For example, soon after moving in, I noticed my blonde highlights and some of our laundry had a green tint due to our hard well water. To fix this, we installed a water filter...

LOL. You probably need to spend more time with people.

Amazing.

That made me laugh. And I'm not talking about a little giggle. I mean an actual belly laugh.

Not that anyone should be blasting anything on a speaker in public like that however, I fucking love me some Public Enemy.

He gets a nod and tip of the helmet in my book.

I land mine that dispenses beers. Nice.

Ditto.

Legend.

I suppose if nobody catches you, it never happened. Fap on, weird dude. Manually for life!

LOL

Glad I don't live in Utah. It was weird enough in a very liberal part of a very liberal state, VT. Thing #2 required IUF, not as involved as IVF. Still. We lived at maximum safe distance from the...

So hot

Whatever floats your boat.

And the pro-tip is if you live close enough, produce the sample at home. And get a handy from the Mrs. Unless your pullout game is strong. Only a weirdo wants to rub...

Had something like that around here a bunch of years ago after a windstorm. Was without power for a day.

It amuses me that kooks are still trying to get Fluoride banned. https://www.wcax.com/2024/03/06/rutland-rejects-fluoridation-ban/
What's not amusing is the number of people that supported the...

Yup.

True.

Right? That's why the US needs access to the Jimny.

Going back to bed is absolutely the right call!!!

Puppy bowl XX.

Awesome. Now turn them on to the good stuff. Anthrax!!!

The border with Quebec is the Poutine Curtain.

We thought thing #3 was going to be a drummer. He was always drumming on things with his hands nonstop. Especially entertaining at the dinner table. He had no interest in the drum kit we got and...

Send it!

I am a bad person. I laughed at that way harder than anyone should, especially because I was imagining Benny caught in that and then bitching about it here over how it ruined a whole bunch of pocket...

I probably would have pissed myself laughing too hard if i witnessed that.

That's one BADASS SHITBOX!

The show Loudermilk on Netflix.

I'm amused

The number of people using Panera as an office.

Thing #2 upon seeing me go into the bathroom: How long are you going to be in there??
Me: As long as it takes. [Evil laughter.]
Thing #2: [mumbles and walks away.]

Heh

Well aren't you a fucking stud, dawg. And no, I really don't want to know what the video is. Seriously.