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    from the online comments left on fark.com...

    from the online comments left on fark.com regarding the 5FLOORSOFFURY vid:

    "I don't do that much skiing, but I can't imagine it's good for your boots to be trekking for miles on asphalt in them. ...
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    this beauty showed up for sale just now. skied...

    this beauty showed up for sale just now. skied twice, although i think that's an exaggeration:

    http://i.imgur.com/ZY6wx0U.png
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    also "I didn't really get a chance to carve too...

    also "I didn't really get a chance to carve too much!"
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    every time i ride the lift with someone i don't...

    every time i ride the lift with someone i don't know on a pow day i complain about the snow being too deep. gets the jongs all riled up.

    (yes, i am a douche. why d'you ask?)
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    i covered this on page 1 of this thread, JONG! ...

    i covered this on page 1 of this thread, JONG!

    ps: Pulverschwein wins. thread over.
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    close, but no cigar. next you'll be saying...

    close, but no cigar.

    next you'll be saying you're the best skier on this forum.
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    you misspelled "snowblades" :p

    you misspelled "snowblades" :p
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    but so are clothing, goggles, helmets, stickers,...

    but so are clothing, goggles, helmets, stickers, topsheets, first chair, first tracks and that beer aprés.

    skiing is a narcissistic sport. the problem is the snobbery associated with narcissism.
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    for every snob who only wears their cam in the...

    for every snob who only wears their cam in the backcountry there are 10 kids in the resort who see a helmet cam and say "this is cool, i'd like to have that!". i'm with them.
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    ... and the latest incarnation of the ski snob is...

    ... and the latest incarnation of the ski snob is born.

    who gives a fuck if people wear cameras inbound? mind your own skiing. fucking twits.
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    ^ i like. "a fine blueberry day"

    ^ i like.

    "a fine blueberry day"
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    Colorado strikes again: "The latter part of...

    Colorado strikes again:

    "The latter part of this week I had to be in Calgary for a business meeting. I had one extra day to ski, Thursday. But I had to be back in Calgary for a 6:30 PM meeting,...
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    the most annoying part was hogging the left lane...

    the most annoying part was hogging the left lane on the highway for prolonged periods. people like that should be shot.
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    from the powder photo annual. distinctly visible...

    from the powder photo annual. distinctly visible above the "deer in headlights" look: gaper gap suntan.

    http://stk.tetongravity.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=86944

    it would be less...
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    i intentionally run over beginner snowboarders...

    i intentionally run over beginner snowboarders because they can't catch me, the flailing jongs!
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    what is this i don't even

    what is this i don't even
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    http://www.biglines.com/photos/normal/biglines_534...

    http://www.biglines.com/photos/normal/biglines_53439.jpg

    2 "Keeping It Real" pics - Page 2 - Teton Gravity Research Forums
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    i swear, the next person who claims a "bumps in...

    i swear, the next person who claims a "bumps in the summer" story as their own is going to get it.

    fucking unoriginal jongs.
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    In the last two weeks a personal locator beacon...

    In the last two weeks a personal locator beacon has sent Colorado’s Alpine Rescue Team into a frenzy only to be deactivated once they commence their search. The ACR PLB-300 MicrOFix is an older model...
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    i'm sure the kid had brought all his buddies with...

    i'm sure the kid had brought all his buddies with him to show-off his hardcore "hey, i'm a local now" knowledge of the "hard parts", eh?

    similar story from some time ago: a friend just starting up...
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    * avy bomb goes off in the distance * skier...

    * avy bomb goes off in the distance *
    skier calls his friend somewhere else on the mountain on his cellphone: "did you hear the avalanche? oh, just 20 seconds ago!"
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    "Of course I'm an expert skier: I post on TGR!"

    "Of course I'm an expert skier: I post on TGR!"
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