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    Fox news? Check. Meathead with hat on backwards?...

    Fox news? Check. Meathead with hat on backwards? check. Click? Nope.
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    We have a mini aussie shepherd (purebred we...

    We have a mini aussie shepherd (purebred we think, but he was a pound dog) who is an awesome small dog, athletic, ridiculously smart and trainable, just a cool little dog. Sheds like a fur factory...
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    Had no idea a tennis ball had gone missing until...

    Had no idea a tennis ball had gone missing until he puked up half of one.
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    Any interest in Ornithology? But TR brings up...

    Any interest in Ornithology?

    But TR brings up a good point, where's our atheist vet??
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    It just seems dead in Utah.

    It just seems dead in Utah.
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    Our young dog has had the shits for two solid...

    Our young dog has had the shits for two solid weeks and my wife's at the vet with him right now. Yesterday he puked up about half a tennis ball, I'm wondering where the other half is.
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    Did I know you're a Nova fan? I guess not,...

    Did I know you're a Nova fan? I guess not, because I thought you were okay until now.
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    I've had dogs basically my whole life, I do love...

    I've had dogs basically my whole life, I do love them, they are generally great but they can also be a giant pain in the ass and they are a big responsibility. I think your judgement on what the...
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    Technically, Bunny Wailer did not go to Utah on...

    Technically, Bunny Wailer did not go to Utah on this particular trip.
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    Haha I almost went and looked for that but...

    Haha I almost went and looked for that but figured somebody else would.
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    We have this exact scenario all the time. My...

    We have this exact scenario all the time. My theory is my wife deafened herself by constantly bellowing at the top of her lungs, which she does.

    On the bright side I get to say all kinds of shit...
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    Wait, what about Sicilians?

    Wait, what about Sicilians?
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    Dr. Seuss got banned?

    Dr. Seuss got banned?
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    Sounds like you gotta pay to play Bob. Price of...

    Sounds like you gotta pay to play Bob. Price of admission I guess.

    What happened to the 5th wheel?
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    Nice hat. edit: thought this was a joke about...

    Nice hat.

    edit: thought this was a joke about Benny and Utah that I wasn't quite getting.

    RIP 73 isn't very old considering all he was involved with, from where he started to where he finished....
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    it'll be even more like a donation than usual...

    it'll be even more like a donation than usual from me this year but I'm game.
  17. Thread: Lacrosse 2021

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    I watched the Hop-tOSU game last weekend, weird...

    I watched the Hop-tOSU game last weekend, weird not seeing Pietramala on the sidelines at Homewood. Maybe Hop will be pretty good when they get Epstein back, hard to say yet.

    I like the Terps but...
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    I washed dishes on the graveyard shift at the...

    I washed dishes on the graveyard shift at the Sambo's at the airport rotary in Hyannis Mass. and lived on purloined breakfast steaks and whippets for a couple months.
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    The stupidest thing I've read today. So far.

    The stupidest thing I've read today. So far.
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    I gave up somewhere between Jupiter and Saturn.

    I gave up somewhere between Jupiter and Saturn.
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    You go girl. btw I am in awe of your 82 WC...

    You go girl. btw I am in awe of your 82 WC victories.
  22. Thread: Tiger...

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    If he can't come back at a very high level I...

    If he can't come back at a very high level I think it's gonna torture him. If would have decided to call it quits after the '19 Masters it would be one thing but it seemed like he still felt he had...
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    My wife went and signed up this morning but I...

    My wife went and signed up this morning but I couldn't go with her. She drove me over there to sign up this afternoon around 4:00 and there was a National Guard soldier there who said they had extra...
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    We're so close to a good joke here but I'm having...

    We're so close to a good joke here but I'm having trouble with it.

    bears craven morehead

    we've got some building blocks
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    Craven County? Isn't that where Morehead City is?

    Craven County? Isn't that where Morehead City is?
  26. Thread: Tiger...

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    Well, what if Tiger heard some people were...

    Well, what if Tiger heard some people were kidding around about him on here? What then, huh?
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    who's the dummy who started this thread in the...

    who's the dummy who started this thread in the wrong forum?
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    A few years ago one of my dogs showed up with a...

    A few years ago one of my dogs showed up with a nasty, maggoty deer leg, obviously cut off and discarded by a hunter. We took it away and he showed up with another one and we took that one away. Then...
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    I gotta say, I expected a ittle more reaction out...

    I gotta say, I expected a ittle more reaction out of the freaky bunny story. Not even a "where's your maul??"? pfft. wtf.
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    the commentary is pretty funny but the work...

    the commentary is pretty funny but the work action is impressive. Wish I knew where this is.
    ...
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    Why do you need 3 supercans?

    Why do you need 3 supercans?
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    Some nice arcs already laid down there

    Some nice arcs already laid down there
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    I'm a couple days late but that's funny

    I'm a couple days late but that's funny
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    We don't get a lot of bodies in my hood. We have...

    We don't get a lot of bodies in my hood. We have an ongoing turf war between the crows and the sea gulls, though. It's kind of like the situation in Kashmir, lots of squabbles and noise but no...
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    Seems pretty, ummm....well, shitty, of them. ...

    Seems pretty, ummm....well, shitty, of them.

    Well if they don't get back just tell the kid you always hated that place anyways and he did what you wanted to do and high five him and move on.
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    It's not a tow truck though. Was he a repo man or...

    It's not a tow truck though. Was he a repo man or something?
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    Has to be.

    Has to be.
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    Pastis can eat a dick? Why? Guy always has his...

    Pastis can eat a dick? Why? Guy always has his heart in the right place. And I hadn't looked at the comments but they seem harmless enough. I'm not understanding the source of your vitriol.
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    edit: arrgh. Can't get this to post as image ...

    edit: arrgh. Can't get this to post as image

    https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2021/02/22
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    Another Wood Brothers cut ...

    Another Wood Brothers cut


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GPb5Xv_1I4
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    The Kashi Go Lean crunch is a known offender for...

    The Kashi Go Lean crunch is a known offender for horrendous gas and stomach problems for a lot of people (me included) and this has basically the same ingredients, I'd be careful letting her eat...
  42. Thread: Tiger...

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    cue Caddyshack theme

    cue Caddyshack theme
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    Yeah we followed all that but thanks.

    Yeah we followed all that but thanks.
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    What a scene. They just let class continue on the...

    What a scene. They just let class continue on the same mats where a kid had just shat? Seems perhaps a bit unsanitary.

    the thread title is killing me btw
  45. Thread: Boat Porn!

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    ^^ Some slick boat driving. "Everybody wants to...

    ^^ Some slick boat driving. "Everybody wants to be captain until there's captain stuff to do" is a great line. I wonder what those swells are 20'? 25'? Yikes. They must have had a good reason for...
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    oh man. you win.

    oh man. you win.
  47. Thread: NHL 2021 Season

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    Claude gets shown la porte in Montreal. I've...

    Claude gets shown la porte in Montreal. I've always kinda liked the guy for some reason.
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    Pendulum's bound to swing back some. Quite a few...

    Pendulum's bound to swing back some. Quite a few of these people are gonna wake up one morning in bumfuck when things are back open where they're from and look at each other and say wtf have we done?...
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    Another BS corp move. Fight PTC for years because...

    Another BS corp move. Fight PTC for years because it costs money to implement. Have people die because it wasn't implemented. Finally, kicking and screaming, move to install and implement it but then...
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    Typical fuckin corporations. Everybody's doing...

    Typical fuckin corporations. Everybody's doing okay but they have to try to grab a bigger slice so they fuck up the whole equation and then they wonder why shit's fucked up.
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