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    Well of course. I don’t think blurred ever...

    Well of course.

    I don’t think blurred ever had an original thought.
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    Ever since vail bought epic ski.com and shut it...

    Ever since vail bought epic ski.com and shut it down I feel lost.

    Pugski is nice. But it’s not epic
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    Winner

    Winner
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    Before I answer. Does the lion have covid?

    Before I answer. Does the lion have covid?
  5. Self felatio He’s very flexible

    Self felatio

    He’s very flexible
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    It’s badgering. Was anyone here ever...

    It’s badgering.

    Was anyone here ever baggered.
    Or double baggered?
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    Ahh bummer. I got sucked into the video hoping to...

    Ahh bummer. I got sucked into the video hoping to see Coombs send it.

    But anyways. Glad to bump. In a spring skiing drought. In memory of an amazing skier.
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    Jeff beck is fknawesome ...

    Jeff beck is fknawesome


    https://youtu.be/nmO0OZC6Ifk
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    Yes. Learn to grow a thick skin. Or get the...

    Yes. Learn to grow a thick skin.
    Or get the fuck out
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    That is awesome. 1997 skis. So Long and narrow. ...

    That is awesome. 1997 skis. So Long and narrow.
    And a pretty gnarly spring Corbett’s entrance.
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    Vibes fawn. When mauls are outlawed, only...

    Vibes fawn.

    When mauls are outlawed, only outlaws will have mauls
  12. Started the Wuhan rat flu by eating bat soup...

    Started the Wuhan rat flu by eating bat soup while furiously masturbating to lady boy porno
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    Dayyum camels on ice

    Dayyum camels on ice
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    If anyone knows jack handy in real life. We...

    If anyone knows jack handy in real life.

    We need to recover these images.
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    I miss gin and the roo’s

    I miss gin and the roo’s
  16. Would not hit it. Fake eyelashes. Fake...

    Would not hit it.

    Fake eyelashes. Fake eyebrows. Fake tits. Instagram fake smile.
    And Ganesha tattoo? Or maybe shiva the destroyer
  17. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Do you sleep with one eye open? Savage

    Do you sleep with one eye open?
    Savage
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    Agreed. A small ice cube or a few ml of water...

    Agreed. A small ice cube or a few ml of water does open up a whiskey.

    But that was just wrong to see.
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    Huh. I never pictured you as a midget That...

    Huh. I never pictured you as a midget



    That was awesome.

    “What the fuck is this? Is it a chair? Is it a bed?
    It’s like a furniture centaur!”
  20. Wait? Tennis unethical? Is it the smashing...

    Wait? Tennis unethical?

    Is it the smashing balls?
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    Poly. Ass. Asshat Jong.

    Poly. Ass. Asshat Jong.
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    He wasn’t country. Though he did twang. I would...

    He wasn’t country. Though he did twang.
    I would say folk rock.

    And not as earth shattering as Garcia passing To deadheads. .
    But such a great poet and songwriter, with a simple blue collar...
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    I’m confused. Why would you apply at three...

    I’m confused. Why would you apply at three separate banks?
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    Yeah well I don’t wanna pay it back. But now...

    Yeah well I don’t wanna pay it back.

    But now that I think about it. If I don’t rehire my employees. And hire the local prostitutes and drug dealers instead? Winning!
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    Wasn’t that Mave from the Big Lebowski?

    Wasn’t that Mave from the Big Lebowski?
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    Right? I keep yelling at the computer. There...

    Right? I keep yelling at the computer.

    There is no O in CUNT
  27. Take a cruise. Tickets are super cheap now....

    Take a cruise.

    Tickets are super cheap now. And the virus is a hoax.
  28. Are you by chance in advertising or marketing?...

    Are you by chance in advertising or marketing?
    If so. Just kill yourself
    You are satans spawn

    https://youtu.be/tHEOGrkhDp0
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    That’s how it starts. First hit is free. Next...

    That’s how it starts. First hit is free.

    Next thing you know he’s cunting up the board.
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    A Maul. You really need the right maul. Red...

    A Maul. You really need the right maul.
    Red ones are preferred. But after you maul enough innocent creatures, they all turn red.

    And tech talk
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    The actual application seems easy enough. The...

    The actual application seems easy enough.

    The shit show is going to be proving you didn’t spend it all on hookers and blow.

    And the real win is any biz that didn’t shut down. Schwing!
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    It’s crazy. My accountant said the ADP PPP custom...

    It’s crazy. My accountant said the ADP PPP custom report was wrong.
    Then he hounded me for so much more data. State unemployment. Health insurance. 401k match.
    I’m sweating bullets for two days,...
  33. Hicks did it first. In terms of back and to the...

    Hicks did it first. In terms of back and to the left.
    But the magic loogie was great satire as well



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aaqN7SqLpU
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    Illegal smile was his first song? That’s some...

    Illegal smile was his first song?
    That’s some good music trivia.
    And a great song.
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    Prophetic. Or just accepting death since he...

    Prophetic. Or just accepting death since he already had lung cancer.

    Gonna smoke a cigarette nine miles long.



    https://youtu.be/l0EiV423j0M
  36. Bonus points for connecting the Kennedy...

    Bonus points for connecting the Kennedy assassination, Bill Hicks, and Jackson hole.
    Well played. You’re voucher for your cruise ship is in your pm inbox.
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    A cigarette nine miles long. Fuck. Was hoping...

    A cigarette nine miles long.

    Fuck. Was hoping this thread bump wasn’t the end of the singing mailman.

    Have a cocktail, vodka and ginger ale in his honor.


    https://youtu.be/l0EiV423j0M
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    Not feeling the phish. Their live shows were...

    Not feeling the phish.

    Their live shows were great fun back in the day. Seen a half dozen or more.

    But watching this live fish broadcast, circa 2017. Itís so much musical masturbation. ...
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    A woman bitch slapping a bitch Can I watch?

    A woman bitch slapping a bitch

    Can I watch?
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    Clearly the bar tag and serial number need...

    Clearly the bar tag and serial number need replacing.

    Wtf dude. Describe the problem or issue.
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    Just saw that my towel ad I didn’t think there...

    Just saw that my towel ad

    I didn’t think there were bad towels. Other than those cheesy health club towels that are so course that you won’t steal them.

    And his Giza sheets boldly claim that...
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    I never pictured you as a suave gentleman I...

    I never pictured you as a suave gentleman

    I always thought you were a Yeti
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    Looks like a lot of fur under that bikini bottom....

    Looks like a lot of fur under that bikini bottom.
    Times have changed.

    But yeah. Sexy lady in her day. It’s the eyes. It’s always in the eyes.
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    Ok. The original source is sketchy. But I...

    Ok. The original source is sketchy.

    But I said, how in the fuck did they mobilize two boats to corral and arrest a solo stand up paddlboarder.

    And it’s real news.
    LA times article confirms....
  45. So are we talking chord center. Ball of foot....

    So are we talking chord center. Ball of foot. Boot center. Or weighted balance point.

    #telemarktips
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    I thought we were punching the hump ...

    I thought we were punching the hump

    Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  47. I hear my wife furiously beating in the next room...

    I hear my wife furiously beating in the next room





    Oh wait. It’s just an omelette
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    Yes. But that was a huge plot mistake. The...

    Yes. But that was a huge plot mistake.

    The only thing better than pussy galore.
    Is gold pussy galore.
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    Mix the gorilla glue with the diesel. Take a...

    Mix the gorilla glue with the diesel.
    Take a few bong hits
    And report back
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    Muh Russia and muh Facebook fixed the erection?...

    Muh Russia and muh Facebook fixed the erection?
    Lol

    But yeah. Steve bannon tapped into the angry middle class and put words in trumps mouth

    Trump is an idiot. But his fake message spoke to the...
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