That's just a little too far, bruh.

Buttshflake triggered every time someone mentions butt sex. Butt sex. Butt sex. Butt sex. Butt sex. Butt sex. ...

It's starting to smell like butt-sex in here. Ewwwww.

Or CenturyLink if he gets fired from Alterra and doesn't have good references.

Being able to get there easily. And if it's a decent sized urban area, being able to get there easily on clean safe public transportation. FRA has some suck, because it's so huge. And good luck...

Asking for a friend.

The Colton Harris Moore bio doesn't fit with Fred saying he grew up in Ithaca.

In laymen's terms, doc, what's the pucker factor?

Bath salts!

Your brother isn't the barefoot bandit kid out in Washington state on one of the Islands, is he? That'd be a trip.

Giggle.

You have a loose definition of what fun is

Unlocked car gives unhoused people a clean and private place to go to the bathroom. Owners are doing charity.

Chuckle.

Move over law is interesting. I'm totally down with the concept from a safety point of view. You bring up the interesting case where one can't move over. Shedding a lot of speed, including coming...

Biden-Harris yard sign would be a good choice. ;)

I was gonna pass the drug test until I got high

Happy 4/21, national surprise drug test day!

I hadn't considered that possibility.

Got any more cooking videos?

Boston failed. Failed to choke that is. They did try it out for a bit though in the 4th.

What the fuck; s your problem? Are you just plain stupid?

I've related the story here before about sample cups and the fertility clinic for our IUI. The only thing that prevented the swap from being complete is the techs read the label that I had filled...

Quoted for safe keeping. I can dream.

Exactly.

Game 1 to the Cavs.

I found it. Not where I would stash it for the season. If it had teeth it would have bitten me.

Chuck roast at 143 after two hours. Stuck the probe in it anyway for the covered portion of the...

I bought a temperature probe for the grill last fall. I never took it out of the box because I got too cold for me to reliably use my old gas grill for cool smoke. Now I can't find it. I'm smoking...

Dante has a place for FedEx.

Try this:...

I must have had a free article.

Honestly though? 4/20 can be a lot like 3/17, total amateur hour.

https://youtu.be/_BtHxTZrqpk?si=iM47aJuPY6kEdWkT

https://youtu.be/eMK4cfXj5c0?si=E42wQSw56xOnl77M

You can't get to or from it but it's pretty now!

Here ya go Danno. There's only 3 sentences about getting to and from the airport. But if do get there, it's supposedly awesome! This might as well be ad copy: America’s most loathed airport is...

Maggot Brain! Hell ya!

I'm not completely convinced that electricity is as green as claimed. There are certain assumptions made,; including that a certain percentage of electricity is renewable and that renewable equates...

How about neither one? I can't argue about the landfill. That's definitely bad.

This doesn't have a good chance of ending well.

In! Does it come with free meth?

9 mos till I'm 55.5. The 401k is the emergency emergency backup. Breaking into that anytime soon practically guarantees that I'll be eating dog food in retirement, if im lucky, instead of most...

Bahaha.

Right?

Who do you think designed the damn thing?

One of the reasons I posted in that other thread about being at wit's end at my job: I inherited this billing report spreadsheet that is mostly voodoo and would probably work better if I sacrificed...

Cumberland county jail? Which rhymes with bail.

Who the fuck is Ben?

Enquiring minds want to know more.

Without a paycheck things dry up pretty darn quick. I'm not a dentist with reserves. And I don't want to use the meager "break glass" funds that we do have. Plus healthcare. That's through my...