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  1. Thread: FFI17.a

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    Not trying to sound like a know-it-all here...

    Not trying to sound like a know-it-all here (yeah, right), and it depends on personal preference, but you might regret that extra six inches. (insert penis joke here) (insert penis insertion joke...
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    Instead of a signature, mine says "give me a high...

    Instead of a signature, mine says "give me a high 5". It always takes me by surprise when the clerk smiles and puts their palm up, and everyone gets a kick out of it.

    Can't take credit for that...
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    Here's a video of me flailing. ...

    Here's a video of me flailing.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1KEXwzcYw4
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    Last shindig for the year. 13 dudes in the marsh....

    Last shindig for the year. 13 dudes in the marsh. The weather sucked bad and the weather was glorious. They made fun of my goggles, then were jealous of them. Good food and drink were ample. There...
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  6. Thread: Tenkara

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    Congrats. That statement is even more retarded...

    Congrats. That statement is even more retarded than tenkara.
  7. Thread: Tenkara

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    I'm all ears, pal. And if you're going to take...

    I'm all ears, pal.

    And if you're going to take a shot at me at least back it up with some damning evidence because I'm not sure what you're on about.
  8. Thread: Tenkara

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    Please tell us more about fishing for spawning...

    Please tell us more about fishing for spawning browns.
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    I donít get it. My hands just got soggy inside...

    I donít get it. My hands just got soggy inside the gloves when Iíve tried it. Then they rip and fall apart.

    Please explain.

    There are many other things I donít get, so this isnít really...
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    Way better than Pio's brookie in the grass. Nice...

    Way better than Pio's brookie in the grass. Nice work.
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    We did the thing again. Me, SFB, and a couple...

    We did the thing again. Me, SFB, and a couple weirdos that we know from the Internet.

    It was as you would imagine. They were all assholes, couldn't fish, didn't help around camp, real moochy.
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  13. Thread: FFI17.a

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    Yes, it was. But I posted it in the wrong...

    Yes, it was. But I posted it in the wrong thread. Reposted in the catch-all.
  14. Thread: Tenkara

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    When I saw Jimmy P was back, I was honestly...

    When I saw Jimmy P was back, I was honestly looking forward to him maybe participating in the fishing forum, since he claims to have fished once.

    Now I am disappointed that he is back.

    James,...
  15. Thread: Tenkara

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    I don't think you really fish at all. Post up...

    I don't think you really fish at all. Post up some pics. This is a dick waving competition, after all.

    I award you 2 points for proper use of "maroon."
  16. Thread: Tenkara

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    It's fishing. Shit talking is required. And...

    It's fishing. Shit talking is required.

    And quit hotspotting.
  17. Thread: Tenkara

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    Haha. I was wondering when you would creep into...

    Haha. I was wondering when you would creep into the fishing forum. Your first post being one defending tenkara was unexpected icing on the cake.
    Been fishing, Pio? Let's see some grip and grins.
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    And yeah. Fuck that trail. It's a shame it's so...

    And yeah. Fuck that trail. It's a shame it's so close to my house.
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    They look like street tires in the pic, but...

    They look like street tires in the pic, but they're not. They're just full of baby shit.

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    You meant pic 2, not pic...
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    New (to me) vehicle. Only one way to find out...

    New (to me) vehicle. Only one way to find out what she's capable of.
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    Someone once told me that sharks are mammals...

    Someone once told me that sharks are mammals because they give birth vaginally.
    That was maybe the only time in my life I've ever truly been at a loss for words.

    This person leads interpretive...
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    Snapped, I thought you hung up your fish poles....

    Snapped, I thought you hung up your fish poles. Glad to see that's not true.

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    I mailed something to Hemingway once. Denver...

    I mailed something to Hemingway once. Denver address.
    Kinda feel bad for leaking that clue, but I think the statute of limitations is up.
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    Rexfly. Duh. Ok, I'm actually going...

    Rexfly. Duh.





    Ok, I'm actually going to do this.


    Long leader. 14-16'. I fish a lot of water and fish like that, and I think the long leader is my biggest advantage. Super fun in...
  25. Thread: FFI17.a

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    Clearly. He's got the pose down and everything. ...

    Clearly. He's got the pose down and everything.

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    Are you a snowboarder, Lionel?

    Are you a snowboarder, Lionel?
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    Been doing things, but it seems most of it has...

    Been doing things, but it seems most of it has gone undocumented. Still got a few snapshots.

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    Pause at 1:15 at look closely.

    Pause at 1:15 at look closely.
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    Chris Ray. Southern Drawl Outfitters. Tell him...

    Chris Ray. Southern Drawl Outfitters. Tell him Ben sent you.
  30. Thread: Kauai

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    So, you're a guide? Can you get me a pro deal?

    So, you're a guide? Can you get me a pro deal?
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    Ok. Your loss, pal. Here's one from last...

    Ok. Your loss, pal.

    Here's one from last night. My folks have a strategically placed crick behind their house.

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    PM me your address. I'm eyeballing your gear and...

    PM me your address. I'm eyeballing your gear and I have something you need.
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    Just go to the same place you went when you asked...

    Just go to the same place you went when you asked this question before.

    Or you could fuck off and die in a fire.
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    Oh, good grief. I have a euro nymph rod that I...

    Oh, good grief.
    I have a euro nymph rod that I mostly bobber fish with.

    And that is a statement that I am conflicted about.

    I feel weird now.

    For the record all of my fish were caught...
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    We did the thing again. No kids this time, but we...

    We did the thing again. No kids this time, but we did have some out of town guests. Many more fish were squeezed this year, but I took zero pictures of them.
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  36. Seems like it's too late for that, no?

    Seems like it's too late for that, no?
  37. It's not. From here on out, please try to dumb...

    It's not. From here on out, please try to dumb things down a little for me.
  38. It's cute how you guys think you know what fish...

    It's cute how you guys think you know what fish are thinking and that this is all predictable.
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    Yet, you went ahead and told me anyway. I have...

    Yet, you went ahead and told me anyway.

    I have no desire to fish that bullshit. I have plenty of other places to catch big fish that aren't next to a highway or outlet mall.
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    Today has been fucking annoying. I needed some...

    Today has been fucking annoying.

    I needed some warranty work done on a vehicle. I didn't want to go to Denver, so the dealership told me I could take it to their affiliate in Silverthorne, I'm in...
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    Case in point, my friend Scott. ...

    Case in point, my friend Scott.

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    This photo was posted last summer. I hooked him in the lip with the rear hook of...
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    I prefer Bud Ice. I drank Bud Light all through...

    I prefer Bud Ice. I drank Bud Light all through high school, so I cant do it anymore, and Bud Heavy gives me the shits.
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    2017 fish squeezing and sundry images

    You were missed at the Luau, Dibs.

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    You should go to the Dream Stream.

    You should go to the Dream Stream.
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    Bought some new tires for my car. They showed me...

    Bought some new tires for my car. They showed me the itemized bill before they took the car back to the bay.

    $20 for nitrogen - yeah no thanks.

    $50 for pressure sensor rebuild - the car does...
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    I'm a hudge fly fisherman. My son caught his...

    I'm a hudge fly fisherman. My son caught his first fish yesterday. It was kind of a big deal for me. He's 3. It was all about finding the right spot and having a little luck, preceded by 3 years of...
  49. Thread: wading boots

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    ^^ Spoken like someone who only fishes one day a...

    ^^ Spoken like someone who only fishes one day a week.

    Try wet wading every day from June(ish) to November(ish), then take a picture of your feet and post it here.

    edit - i know what you mean,...
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    They're keying in on Bunyan bugs right now. It's...

    They're keying in on Bunyan bugs right now. It's on fire.

    If your guide tells you that you're going to fish nymphs you should immediately let him know there will be no tip at the end of the day....
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