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  1. HIt up the Seaport, do the Harborwalk if its nice...

    HIt up the Seaport, do the Harborwalk if its nice out, then head to the Barking Crab for steamers, lobster rolls, fried clams, and crab legs/claws, then wrap up the day with an outdoor concert on the...
  2. Thread: Your TAXES

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    pretty much, yeah. what makes no sense to me...

    pretty much, yeah.

    what makes no sense to me is that her company allegedly changed her withholding status to "married filing jointly" (from what, IDK) at the end of 22, resulting in much less...
  3. Thread: Your TAXES

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    So just to add some closure (I'm sure you were...

    So just to add some closure (I'm sure you were lying awake at night wondering!), you were spot on. We checked our return from this year and compared it to last year. Yup, last year; ~24k withheld,...
  4. Thread: Your TAXES

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    It would certainly be helpful to compare this...

    It would certainly be helpful to compare this years return with previous years, and I appreciate the advice on what to look for, but since my wife does the taxes, and her filing/organizational habits...
  5. Thread: Your TAXES

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    So did your accountant shed any light?? We're in...

    So did your accountant shed any light?? We're in the same boat. Both have been in the same jobs 15+ years, same house for over a decade, same fucking EVERYTHING. Every year, we get a modest refund, a...
  6. Whats that got to do with the dash cam - that...

    Whats that got to do with the dash cam - that almost every department has nowadays - that is automatically recording the entire stop from the time the blue lights go on to the time when the cruiser...
  7. Lawyer would have a field day with that - PD...

    Lawyer would have a field day with that - PD protocol says body camera must be turned on for any traffic stop, and said cop did so for all his other stops that week EXCEPT for the one where the...
  8. Yeah maybe in 1988... now every cop has a body...

    Yeah maybe in 1988... now every cop has a body cam that gets switched on at the initiation of any public interaction and/or traffic stop, every cruiser has a dash camera that would be on for the...
  9. I suggest you just reach right across her while...

    I suggest you just reach right across her while she is driving and turn them on yourself

    This worked excellently with my ex-wife. I think.
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    Moissanite Joe? doesn't have quite the same ring...

    Moissanite Joe? doesn't have quite the same ring though
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    This is fucking bullshit. An "error" delayed...

    This is fucking bullshit.

    An "error" delayed the drawing?!? Yeah right! They were like oh fuck there's a group of dirtbag skier types who cornered all the possible winning numbers, we can't let...
  12. Thread: Insomnia

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    My doc gave me a script for Intermezzo, but...

    My doc gave me a script for Intermezzo, but they're pretty clear on not taking it if you have less than 4 hours left of bed time.

    I never looked at the clock before, to see exactly when I was...
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    $7 mil (after I buy a nice house and my CTS-V)...

    $7 mil (after I buy a nice house and my CTS-V) invested ultra-conservatively at 5% is $350,000 a year. I could live pretty damn comfortably on that.
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    I don't see any way we lose this time!!

    I don't see any way we lose this time!!
  15. Shows an Aleck Wired Audio Kit too - still...

    Shows an Aleck Wired Audio Kit too - still available? PM sent
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    Feel kind of the way J DeJong feels, so if...

    Feel kind of the way J DeJong feels, so if Blizzard is what you're looking for, I would say Bonafides; very versatile and pretty lively but also damp and composed when you push them.
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    If I hadn't caught Stowe perfectly in the middle...

    If I hadn't caught Stowe perfectly in the middle of that last storm cycle, this would have been the best morning of the year for me too, same place. Crazy that it happened on April 5th...
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    Probably not a terrible idea when you look back...

    Probably not a terrible idea when you look back through this thread and realize every 1b+ Powerball drawing has had at least 60 peeps throwing down
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    When the sales guy asks to run your credit, just...

    When the sales guy asks to run your credit, just show him the PDF of 70-odd Powerball tickets. We're a shoo-in THIS time!
  20. Couldn't be any worse than the army of nitwits...

    Couldn't be any worse than the army of nitwits out there texting and eating a bowl of cereal while trying to drive... at least you'd get the kids undivided attention, right?!?
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    Can someone with Venmo cover my PP luddite self?...

    Can someone with Venmo cover my PP luddite self? and I can PP you back the money?

    Or I can go the way of a Home Depot gift card direct to Dan
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    WOW. Just, wow. LETS GO AGGIES!!!!!!

    WOW. Just, wow.

    LETS GO AGGIES!!!!!!
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    Man I hate to parrot the announcers, but... had...

    Man I hate to parrot the announcers, but... had the Aggies just been a LITTLE more cognisant of the 3 point line - just moved that foot back a fraction of an inch - it would be an 85-86 game right...
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    Man Purdue can do no wrong... guessing that 1st...

    Man Purdue can do no wrong... guessing that 1st round exit last year is still pretty motivating
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    DNR/Comfort Care/MOLST and make *sure* that no...

    DNR/Comfort Care/MOLST and make *sure* that no one does it to you, if thats what you want
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    Right?!? That's exactly what we were saying

    Right?!? That's exactly what we were saying
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    Samford comes back from down 19 but gets the...

    Samford comes back from down 19 but gets the royal bone job on the clean block "foul" call and falls to Kansas :(
  28. Thread: Insomnia

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    THIRTY DOLLAR OUNCES?!?! How does your dispensary...

    THIRTY DOLLAR OUNCES?!?! How does your dispensary make any money??
  29. Thread: Insomnia

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    You take Trazodone in the middle of the night...

    You take Trazodone in the middle of the night when you wake up? Any issues the next day?

    As a guy who works 24 hour shifts, the idea of "sleep hygene" or a sleep routine in my life is laughable....
  30. Thread: Ukraine

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    Yeah I rarely think its actually justified but...

    Yeah I rarely think its actually justified but that guy definitely should have picked up the mic and dropped it on the floor
  31. Dammit, I fixed it - figuring this exact response...

    Dammit, I fixed it - figuring this exact response - but you were too quick :mad:
  32. Buzz, just wanted you to know that as one of the...

    Buzz, just wanted you to know that as one of the true OGs around here, I've always respected you and your input and opinions.

    Just wanted to say a couple other things that came to mind also;...
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    Have a buddy who was in Army Special Forces, and...

    Have a buddy who was in Army Special Forces, and he said that the Polish Special Forces guys were some of the baddest dudes he worked with.

    .... there's a joke in there somewhere, but he was...
  34. FIFY

    FIFY
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    Good Lord.

    Good Lord.
  36. This is a not-uncommon phenomenon. I was informed...

    This is a not-uncommon phenomenon. I was informed earlier up-thread that it is called "The Path of Destruction". You can generally recreate your wife's day by following a path around the house of...
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    Milroe sprinting straight into the O line on 4th...

    Milroe sprinting straight into the O line on 4th and goal from the 3.
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    Well all right all right all right

    Well all right all right all right
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    Coolest flyover possible... 481345

    Coolest flyover possible...
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  40. With her? I'm not sure she had any clue how badly...

    With her? I'm not sure she had any clue how badly overcooked those bad boys were. It certainly didn't seem like it. If *I* had cooked those, I would have thrown them out and started over again. Or at...
  41. My wife offered to make brunch the other day...

    My wife offered to make brunch the other day (rare) - cheesy scrambled eggs and bacon. I said "sure, thanks"!! When I saw the eggs I physically cringed. She MURDERED these poor eggs. I mean,...
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    I just want to hang out with El Hefe one time in...

    I just want to hang out with El Hefe one time in my life before I die.
  43. Man twenty years here and you don't know how to...

    Man twenty years here and you don't know how to embed a video? ("signs we are getting old" thread?)

    To answer the question, I did not want to share my "number" with her (she had a steady boyfriend...
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    What does Arthur Smith have to do to get fired?? ...

    What does Arthur Smith have to do to get fired??

    Brandon Staley and Ron Rivera are applying for unemployment. But Arthur Smith gives the ball to his stud 1st round rookie running back SEVEN times...
  45. This ^ DishWASHERS work best when the sensors...

    This ^
    DishWASHERS work best when the sensors can pick up actual dirty dishes. Scrape food off, put in dishwasher, the end.

    Never understood people washing dishes, before they put their dishes...
  46. Joe Flacco = Elite

    Joe Flacco = Elite
  47. I mean the battery was just the most recent thing...

    I mean the battery was just the most recent thing I could think of to illustrate this phenomenon. Here's another:
    I always kept the little propane refill bottles for my mini-weber grill in the same...
  48. I mean, whether or not I find the original...

    I mean, whether or not I find the original battery is besides the point. I should really have two anyhow.
  49. Everything has a place in my house. This way,...

    Everything has a place in my house. This way, when I'm looking for something, anything, I can usually put my hands on it right away.

    My wife has a place for everything too. Its called "anywhere...
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    If, when you're down tying your shoes, you think...

    If, when you're down tying your shoes, you think "what else can i do while I'm down here"?? You're getting old

    If you don't even bother with pesky "shoelace shoes" any more and/or know what a...
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