“Oh Jesus h Christ.... you don’t want to look like a noob with your ski boots on. Just get out of the fucking car and we will go up on the bus and check out the scene at the race before we come back...

At Beaver Creek today, two guys ski up to the beginner lift talking shit.

Oh man, just after I dropped in the snow was soft. Great run.

Dropped in? On greens?

I may have been the gaper this weekend. My son and I were at Beaver Creek, and were taking a break so we went to the newly named "Cookie Cabin". We were denied cookies and hot chocolate.... being...

Got on the lift with a family from Long Island, based on accent. About 1/4 the way up the young woman starts screaming... “ow, ouch, OW, OW!!! Oh god that hurts”

We all kind of pause and she then...

This was an Asian gentleman..... I think it was his actual name.

A guy got on the lift with me today..... introduced himself...”Hi! I’m Jong!, who are you?”

I kind of laughed quietly to myself.

After the recent purchases by Aspen/KSL I'm not sure that quote is too off the mark anymore.

Instructions: go that way, really fast, if something gets in your way, turn.

A guy walked up to me while I was putting my skis on after the walk to the wall on Snowmass.

"Hey man.... need any tips?"
Me: "nah... I'm good"
"Well, you shouldn't ski this alone.......

I was pissed as hell about this.... guy 2 chairs back was on of the overly loud tourons who was yelling loudly about how great a skier he is, which "jumps" he was gonna hit and how big of a bad ass...

If one of you guys lost this, it's at the Snowmass mall lost and found.
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Nah... I just ski Snowmass....

Was standing at the entrance to the wall at Snowmass. This guy and his crew ski up talking shit and laughing way too loud.

Just as I'm putting my skis together and starting to walk the leader of...

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Guy getting on the lift this weekend was constantly pushing to be 10" ahead of everyone around him, got on the chair with my wife and I, and proceeded to drone on and on about which mfgr makes the...

Woman on Village Express this weekend was laying into the guys at the rental shop she got her skis from. "The didn't know shit! I told them I wanted the best bindings, and they didn't want to give...

I kind of blinked.... I thought it might be some kind of code... Like "change for a nickel?"

I might have to make stickers..

"I own a timeshare, I'm a local"

Guy on the lift today asks..."so, you a visitor or a local". I say a local, I live about 10 mile from here". He says...."yeah, I'm a local too, getting tired of all these out of towers".

"Oh......

Shared a lift Saturday with 2 guys, they asked me to please get off at mid station with us so we don't fall. Both were wearing all new clothes, one was on DPS with touring bindings, the other on...