...“I think snowboarding is one of the things in the world where there’s no rules, there’s no right or wrong way to snowboard...”

^^^...prolly one of * his* disciples...maybe the legend hisself?

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^^^ big in japan (whatever happened to them)?
Skiers need not apply.

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No...



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Splat got me going, *way back* in the day, at a Mammy mini.
On the 2way radio me and Cin used to use.
"This is mammoth ski patrol, you are not authorized to use this channel!
"Erm, oh, sorry, I...

What dina saw?

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^^^ prolly canadianian. That's how they pronounce it, apparently.

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You're doing it wrong

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Yes, there is...s...no guarantee.

"Isn't there a sanity clause?"
"Whadya mean? Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus"

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And no hood on his jacket!

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But why such short skis, for someone who prolly ski'd when jacket was new?

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Prolly on a *closed to bikes* hiking trail...


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Yeah clueless...shouldn't clean your goggle lens with tissues, it causes scratches...
(unless its optical cleaning tissues)
Can we call you mf'er for short?

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Sacré bleu!

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Yes, but way more annoying, imho, is the race kids and coaches who should know better, but seem to have no idea how to meet up before getting to load the chair. And can't just meet up at top...

And heavy old dynastar cham 97's
That's a clever pic

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Didya see the La Grave patrol video? Guy was saying clients from other countries take their advice.
Peeps from France argue about stuff, and stomp away in a huff.

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You know most of us have seen snowboarders doing just that...scraping all the fresh off a line, not making turns...so don't know why you're saying that.
RU splitting hairs about *deep pow* vs...

Really? [emoji848]
Ok. Let us compare the numbers of Jong snowboarders, versus the number of Jong tele/at skiers...
Like a million to one...

Runaway snowboards are common. And only happens 'cos...

It's amazing to me, the amount of new snowboarders who don't know (or care) that you need to turn the board upside down, and lay it on the bindings, when you remove it.

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https://youtu.be/fFqQOlYE4EE

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Powder Ribbons are not so much about fear of losing a ski for ever.
Mostly about NOT spending hours looking.
☆On a powder day☆
Downslope of peeps who want to rip.
(Great simple tech when it...

Ya, cos it is 1975...

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The answer is *Powder Ribbons*...

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Audi...duh.

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Dang!
*I have a season pass! Let me through!*
Lesson for me is, don't show up at 10:15...
Early if you're serious. Crack'o'Noon if you're mellow.



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Snap!
I was hoping he was an acolyte of the GSA

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QFT [emoji38]


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Oakland?

Do you know his left, too?

Word.
Plus it's a triple, isn't it?
3 of you in backpacks, one a snowboarder, man it sux to be in the middle.

With the runaway snowboard thing...

*You always lay it down on its binding side when you take it off*.

To avoid exactly that.
First thing you learn, if you ever take a lesson.

Did you get flashing lights when tow guy got it started?
(2000 Forester that played dead the last time we had snow).
For us it was:
Battery.
Wiring harness that supplies the spark plugs.
Check...

Clueless much...?
So, you did not notice that this thread is kinda about having a laugh?

https://youtu.be/78b67l_yxUc

Man, that is o.l.d.
UK *comedy*.

^^^ unlikely, if you think about it.
Look, if you are bored, head on over to SkiDiva, or 2girls1cup, whatev...

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Dude goes heli skiing, and immediately loses a ski.
Gaper!!!
*Approximately three seconds into his first heli-skiing experience, this dude managed to hit a rock and fall. While...

Heard it was steep and icy, and mostly good for race training...?
It did look steep the one time we saw it.

...and your point is?

"...u haff bin eine norty boy, und u vill be punished..."

Well, maybe he was a genuine Tibetan Sherpa, so it was no big deal?

Helps with the downforce...

Hmn...one guy whining about conditions.
All other peeps seem to be stoked on the day tho.
Hmn.
If'n you're gonna ride a new board(s) on first day out, stick to the groomers.
Benefit vs Risk....

Kind of...
Yesterday at NoStars Vista lift, in singles line. Get to front, dude calling peeps out:
"Are you one?'
Me, "well I'm in the singles line"
This seemed to phase the guy completely. Just...

Oh, do go on...

Muck Fe! Reilly?

What is so hard to understand?
You look like a frikking gorilla when you ski! Common in jongs trying to keep out of the back seat.
Do you need anything else explained?
...

Purloined from PaddedRoom.

^^^ my guess is an improvised case for shades/glasses.

It's a bit sketchy to use a whistle like that.
Whistle is best saved for last-resort, help/rescue situations.