When there's no paint, or glue handy....

There's actually some truth this. my din was at 5... I guess i'd reduced it for summer storage and forgot to reset.

Nope. that poor guy may still be looking. Mine happened yesterday.
and it has a happy ending.
I grabbed another pair of skis, retraced my steps and found my ski.
The gaper hook was how i managed...

Not so much a gaper quote, as making light of a difficult situation.

I was coming down backside on Yellow Trail and into the flat i was going to rock this little windlip. it held, my ski held,...

WHAT? please tell me he was making true tele turns on the single plank! That would be a site.
Also, thanks for steering us back somewhat toward gaper quotes and away from the fashion thread.

Can't. They don't support heli skiing over at AZ. It's not an option at Killington.

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Her hips don't handle the seated posture so good. sciatica acting up. and the rheumatism is gonna have her in fits well through bridge club.

Isn't a quote because no words were exchanged. But I was just cruising westbound on I-80 in the Salt Lake past Parleys when I look over and see the on-ramp a lime green vehicle parked just about...

If you look closely, you'll notice it is its own thread...

But they are the best. ever.

Best bindings ever...

for snow.

they are. it's eminent. only a few millenia separates you from an avalanche of rock and death.

I've got a few. Here's a vid...
It's me, so I'll add a gaper quote:

"oh fuck!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy8ZuJpgF-k

Shit. that must get expensive. I paid like 200 for my carbon poles with integrated selfy mount. I'd never light then on fire.

Dick! I hope there was a clollective stoning or at least passive aggressive dirty looks at that guy's nerve.

Funny till the no skis part. Assuming this is a late model suby, the rack bars pivot to rails. Driver is obviously thinking he can save a buck or two on gas with less drag. With skis in the car,...

^wow. Is that for fucking real? That's like buying a car that only goes to work.

i know it's kind of like kicking a puppy. but i couldn't resist snapping this photo of a snazzy Chilleno in the ski rental shop. The fact that it's a starter jacket AND Kansass University to boot. I...

A lot to wade through, but this is solid gold!

At bar in Brighton. "if the Ravens win I'll buy everyone's bar tab.". Not a gaper quote but totally worthy of sharing.

Not a gaper quote. More of a funny grom quote.

discusion between boy and girl re: what to ski leads to a choice poachable line
boy: let's take that and I can air over that fallen tree
girl: you...

Wolfe, You're sister in law isn't quite as dope as DK's is she?

This for the win.

So the locking biner is fine. Maybe he uses it to hold the camera mount while he's buckling his boots...:fmicon:

And the spot is just good responsibility for when he falls down underneath a truck...

This is awesome. Reminds me of the time my brother was visiting and walked out of my local college nightclub with a beer and was confronted by an officer who accused him of "stealing" the glass the...

Some gaper: "yada yada yada wide skis yada?"
Me:"yeah I'm so core."

Just trying to ensure that the oft repeated fat ski gaper quote is repeated.

The awesome part was that I was at cannon...

Patience. you're not the only one who thought his preseason routine was killer, only to be shocked at the results.

Anyone who doesn't wear one will give you shit. It's like the helmet thing. Don't need a helmet till you're laying next to a tree and drooling.

Heard on the chair at Stowe yesterday:

"Mid December is NOT the time to ski moguls. Stick to the groomers, work on some other things. When everything else is done, then hit the groomers."

He...

I have to share this one though it clearly betrays my gaper status.

Said by me, several years back, at Jackson... after a 14 year hiatus from skiing.

"I just go so fast.. My skis are longer...

NNNNNNNo they don't. The F-16 is an EXCLUSIVELY air force platform. The Navy flies the F/A-18B-D Hornets and Superhornet (e.g., F/A-18E/F).

The F/A-18A was a disaster. Boeing, in its infinite...