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    Well shit, I always thought they were made out of...

    Well shit, I always thought they were made out of hay bails ???
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    now for some more of my unfunny ramblings ... ...

    now for some more of my unfunny ramblings ...

    local ripper young dude comes sledboarding with us. he throws a 30ft backflip off a cliff and has the time of his life in epic deep pow. as he...
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    Im so gaper I dont even ride a snowboard anymore,...

    Im so gaper I dont even ride a snowboard anymore, and resorsts r so 1990, s ...

    but today they kept sayn I couldnt make the side hill climb on my sled ...

    biatches please ... its a turbo, and...
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    yes, many probes carry on the outside of little...

    yes, many probes carry on the outside of little packs look like tree branch catchers ...

    such small packs tell me alot about the wearer ...
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    ok please explain wind chill effect to me as...

    ok please explain wind chill effect to me as clearly I don't understand ...

    butt someone who spends all thier time beyond the resort should ....

    ok ok ... r those water skis ... is that wot u...
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    so its -7c on the peak and wind is blowing ... ...

    so its -7c on the peak and wind is blowing ...

    buddy says ...

    its not that cold, its the wind thats making your thermometer read colder than it really is ...
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    have you ever noticed when doing carpentry work...

    have you ever noticed when doing carpentry work that your pencil gets shorter as the week goes on ...

    every day its harder to reach in the pocket ???
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    12 days without showering is a ski bum ... 12...

    12 days without showering is a ski bum ...

    12 days on hill all season is a ...

    new thread ...
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    just found this on my fone ... shit we laughed...

    just found this on my fone ...

    shit we laughed when we saw this ... canadian tire around $100 ...
    ...
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    one of the you tube commenters regignized the guy...

    one of the you tube commenters regignized the guy and said he was a total asshole at the restraunt too ...
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    at the ratbagger lodge ... chick says ... ...

    at the ratbagger lodge ...

    chick says ...

    you ride a 2stroke right?

    me ... yep ...

    so you say brapp right?
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    oh shit dudes ... I thought ye'all were gunna...

    oh shit dudes ...

    I thought ye'all were gunna call bullshit on me coz I thought bullshit when I heard it ...

    seriously, ME with a young couple from saskatchewan, I thought we got played but it...
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    summer quote ... lady buys bear spray and asks...

    summer quote ...

    lady buys bear spray and asks how much to put on.

    shop dude looks at her confussed ...

    she thought it was like bug spray you put on yourself to keep them away !!!

    shop...
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    oh the things we do for the woman we luv ...

    oh the things we do for the woman we luv ...
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    a couple of crackers from snowforever this...

    a couple of crackers from snowforever this weekend ...

    its way easier to hurt yourself on a sled than a downhill mtn bike ...

    riding a sled off a cornice is easy, its easier than a snowboard ...
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    its probably agood thing I don't ride inbounds...

    its probably agood thing I don't ride inbounds anymore, coz if a snowboarder sits down, its an invitation,nay, obligation to spray them and I recommend other do the same ...

    ...
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    I see your stupidity and raise your bet ... ...

    I see your stupidity and raise your bet ...

    gotta luv how shity his skills are at passing,
    and how he thinks he is in the right ...

    but the afct his buddy is on them blade-thingy's !!!

    ...
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    I know a mag who once wanted to buy oxygen for...

    I know a mag who once wanted to buy oxygen for ski touring ...

    I laughed and said perhaps you should get fitter. thats wot summer is for. seriously, you want to carry a another how many pounds in...
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    so another gaper quote by me popped into my head...

    so another gaper quote by me popped into my head reading the above ...

    back in the day at fernie, I know I know, me riding inbounds did actually happen ...

    (timber chair from the carpark feeds...
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    several years ago at lake louise (back when they...

    several years ago at lake louise (back when they had huge booters n shit) stupid warm Tshirt weather. we were all in sunnies, girls in bikini tops n shit.

    the pro's were there promo'ing next...
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    where do I start on Rodgers ... his arogance...

    where do I start on Rodgers ...

    his arogance has gone to a new level of powder snobbery ...

    trying to impress a hotty from saska-nowhere ...

    "the snow is thermo-ice-ik" ...

    I shit you...
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    buddy buys a sled ... "I'm not going to learn...

    buddy buys a sled ...

    "I'm not going to learn to sled, I only want to snowboard"

    well thats great and all, but I DON'T WANT TO DIG YOUR SORRY ASS OUT EVERY 5 FARKING MINUTES COZ YOU CAN'T HOLD...
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    thats a pretty good little story, some people...

    thats a pretty good little story,
    some people shouldn't go out side,
    tv will tell you everything you need to know ...
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    its abit like free base ...

    its abit like free base ...
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    sorry did this become the haters thread ??? or...

    sorry did this become the haters thread ???

    or haters site ???

    hate on me like your X-wife n shit eh ...
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    so I'll addmit it ... I'm the gaper .. yes...

    so I'll addmit it ...

    I'm the gaper .. yes again ...

    coz all you fag skiers talkin bout skis n bindings n shit like its somethang we all should know ...

    like ... pivot bindings ... does that...
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    clearly its not tigger tom at the horse ... ...

    clearly its not tigger tom at the horse ...

    coz his girth is 4 times that and he can no longer zip up the back of the outfit ...
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    I kinda miss the gondy for such crackers ... ...

    I kinda miss the gondy for such crackers ...

    but the best gaper quote is not even a quote ...

    just the fact that the gondy cue at kicking horse can now extend into the car park !!!

    perhaps...
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    quite possibly the best quote in this thread or...

    quite possibly the best quote in this thread or even on this site ...
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    out here in the flatlands, everyone reffers the...

    out here in the flatlands,
    everyone reffers the their quad or sideXside as a bike ???

    which farking genius coined that term ???

    maybe bike is easier to pronounce than quad,
    coz there are...
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    its a pwoder day today in australia ... 5cm...

    its a pwoder day today in australia ...

    5cm ... hahahahaaa
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    yet another of my lame gaper quotes ... I'M...

    yet another of my lame gaper quotes ...

    I'M THE LAME-EST GAPER ON THE MTN EH ???

    so, our "challanged" friend is riding his sled and its making horrific noises.
    he just keeps the throtle open...
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    and I thought we all had a chip in the back of...

    and I thought we all had a chip in the back of our neck ???

    why don't they just use that to find people eh?
    coz I'm sure I saw it on some american tv show
    so that makes it true eh?
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    serious question ... how do those asian skis...

    serious question ...

    how do those asian skis ride ???

    turning radius of 2 meters ...

    no wait ... thats 7ft for you metricly chalanged americans ... maybe ... ish ...
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    quite the beer stash behind the counter ... I...

    quite the beer stash behind the counter ...

    I hope that was only 1 hour on the job's worth of bribes ...

    either way ...

    it would be unlikely one would be proud to be the dad of that kid ......
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    are yo talking american ???

    are yo talking american ???
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    wot is this yard sale you speak of ??? it must...

    wot is this yard sale you speak of ???

    it must be one of those flipy-spiny tricks you skiers do ...

    sux 2 b u ...
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    and he wants to be a dentist ??? dreams of...

    and he wants to be a dentist ???
    dreams of hookers and blow ???
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    how many ski resorts are gunna let me load with...

    how many ski resorts are gunna let me load with that thing in my hand?
    do I need a leash for it?

    I'm guessing at least $80 maybe $100

    but I'm stupid enough to try it ...
    but not stupid enough...
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    ok picture this ... it like hot tub time...

    ok picture this ...

    it like hot tub time machine ...

    its 1988 ...
    I'm riding pow !!!
    ok its australia and its 5cm of wet cement.
    I cant get my boot into my binding toe piece. (edit for ski...
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    drunken shit show at lake louise a few years back...

    drunken shit show at lake louise a few years back (imagine that from us!)
    buddy sticks his lift ticket to the nose of his board.
    every lifty and the ticket seller and just about everyone else said...
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    extreme snowshoeing brah !!! must be...

    extreme snowshoeing brah !!!

    must be Sssooooooo much fun shoeing down eh?
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    der poopenhousen ???

    der poopenhousen ???
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    ok, here's another of my not so funny stories =...

    ok, here's another of my not so funny stories = lame!

    check out lady and I start chatting about backcountry cabins.
    she gets on her high horse telling me how she and her husband know of every...
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    is sticking day ticket on snowboard incorect too...

    is sticking day ticket on snowboard incorect too ???
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    how can you tell a ski guide at the bar ... don't...

    how can you tell a ski guide at the bar ... don't worry. he'll tell you.

    wotz the diff between a ski guide and God ??? God doesn't think he's a ski guide.

    wot do ski guides and condoms have in...
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    yo Donkykong, you seemed to spend alota time...

    yo Donkykong,

    you seemed to spend alota time with your girlfriendz sister ...

    der poopenhousen ???
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    can I get an 'app' for which resort does the best...

    can I get an 'app' for which resort does the best nightly grooming ???
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    True story ... as usual I'm baked as a burnt...

    True story ...

    as usual I'm baked as a burnt cupcake,
    I hand my board to the hot lifty chicky,

    she says "are you a pro?"

    Before I could mumble incoherently,

    She says "coz I'm such a...
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    so huckin eh's uni buddies from Onterrible are in...

    so huckin eh's uni buddies from Onterrible are in town,
    they don't even know wot a corrnice is,
    or a split board.

    buddy has 2007 rossi bandits,
    and at both kicking horse and lake louise he...
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