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10-08-2014, 02:56 PM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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06-03-2014, 06:44 PM
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I can't tell if you're insulting me or not.
I can't tell if you're insulting me or not.
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04-01-2014, 11:25 AM
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To add to that, the daughters getup was straight...
To add to that, the daughters getup was straight up purple head-to-toe.
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04-01-2014, 11:23 AM
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Okay, I've got one. At work in zeh Ski Shop the...
Okay, I've got one. At work in zeh Ski Shop the other day - this dude from out of town with a hanis rainbow colored jacket was looking at helmets. Every one he picked up, his bitch-of-a-daughter said...
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04-01-2014, 10:54 AM
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Surprised this thread has been a bit inactive,...
Surprised this thread has been a bit inactive, this is prime gaping season.
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03-20-2014, 09:56 AM
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Happens to the best of us. I am shit at...
Happens to the best of us. I am shit at predicting what layers I should wear.
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03-16-2014, 01:48 PM
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It's a gaper's paradise. I try to avoid them for...
It's a gaper's paradise. I try to avoid them for this reason - but at breck you have to use them if you want free parking. I will wait for ages just to get into one by myself to avoid the inevitable....
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03-16-2014, 01:42 PM
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Was riding the breck gondola - and was with a dad...
Was riding the breck gondola - and was with a dad and his son, the dad had a snowboard. They were clearly new at it. Anyways, all their gear starts immediately sliding around and falling all over the...
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03-16-2014, 12:24 PM
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Haha well you're clearly more aware then anybody...
Haha well you're clearly more aware then anybody mentioned on this thread. Was on the lift the other day and some people from Dallas asked me how long the resorts keep the snow around - as if it was...
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03-16-2014, 12:23 PM
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Yah - not sure where you guys are from - but here...
Yah - not sure where you guys are from - but here in Colorado they have them scattered about on the hill usually. They look like a normal sign for a run - but they're read and have a phone attached...
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03-13-2014, 12:00 PM
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Was coaching, and saw two women crowded around a...
Was coaching, and saw two women crowded around a maybe 13 year old kid who was sitting down in the middle of the run. I stopped to see what was the matter, and the mom said "he has a bloody nose! Can...
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03-11-2014, 02:11 PM
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@Underoos: Exactly! I can either tell - or you're...
@Underoos: Exactly! I can either tell - or you're nice enough to earn one anyways :)
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03-11-2014, 01:03 PM
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We give excellent service. Most of the time if...
We give excellent service. Most of the time if you're a nice person, no matter where you're from, you'll get a better discount then if you had asked for it. Often times skis go out the door for cost....
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03-11-2014, 12:39 PM
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I work at a ski shop. An Australian couple asked...
I work at a ski shop. An Australian couple asked for a locals discount because the apartment they were renting for the week told them "Don't forget to ask for a locals discount!" Fuckers....the...
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03-02-2014, 12:11 PM
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On the lift with two gapers - witnessed a couple...
On the lift with two gapers - witnessed a couple of kids (maybe 10 or 11) on the local big mountain team cut the rope to go huck some cliffs, and I kind of commented "that's not good" or something...
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02-17-2014, 07:34 PM
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Hahaha! And what did he say non-posers call...
Hahaha! And what did he say non-posers call moguls? I guess bumps...but really people use both.
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02-16-2014, 12:09 PM
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Most restaurants buy their "house" wine in bulk,...
Most restaurants buy their "house" wine in bulk, so the bottle they come in is huge. That's typically why you can't buy a bottle of house wine at restaurant. If it's a bar, anywhere, they'll have a...
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02-09-2014, 02:04 PM
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I work in a ski shop, a guy comes in with 70mm...
I work in a ski shop, a guy comes in with 70mm underfoot skis clearly from the 80's (along with his ancient jacket), and drops $350 on a new pair of bindings for them, and another $40 to mount them....
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01-31-2014, 10:27 PM
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Dammit now I look like an asshole.
Dammit now I look like an asshole.
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01-31-2014, 10:10 PM
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If you're implying what I think you're implying -...
If you're implying what I think you're implying - I'm a female. She was also middle aged white bitch, no thank you.
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01-31-2014, 09:48 PM
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Stopped in the middle of Black Bear Glade at...
Stopped in the middle of Black Bear Glade at Copper today because I was wearing too many layers and sweating and panting...was taking a quick breather leaning over my poles and this lady I had just...
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01-29-2014, 10:54 AM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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New here! I've got quite a lot of gaper quotes...
New here! I've got quite a lot of gaper quotes and stories, but heres one that happened recently:
Was riding up the main lift at Beaver Creek as a single with some tourists. Two probably thirteen...
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