While riding Gents Ridge at Aspen on Sunday, saw a fat, out of shape couple on their snowboards shimmying across the flats because they'd not had enough speed to make it to the lift:

Fat Guy: ...

At A-basin this weekend a guy in the lift line looks at my buddy's Freerides and says, "tele it up man!" We just shook our heads in silence.

Not a Damon jersey. Nothing on the back. And I don't have to take frustration out on Boston after the Pats were successful in deflating some of that Bostonite douchebaggery. I was merely painting...

Was riding Chair 4 at Telluride this weekend with a Gaper in a Red Sox jersey, backwards hat and shades. He said he'd hiked Bald Mt. 3 times. I asked him if he was by himself and he said, "Yeah, no...

Riding the singles line this weekend on Northwoods quad I'm behind a snowboarder who is next to go. He watches a double go by, then a triple. I say "yo, are you going to go? cause that was a double,...