My advice to you, sir is to man the fuck up, quit whining and take one in the rear end for America as it might be the best offer you'll have all year! Why so fucking senstive? "Oooh, that nasty man...

Ooh, I can't wait! La Clusaz here I come!!!!!!!

Heading down next Sunday, staying near La Clusaz. Don't you lot track it all out before I get there!

Will anyone be in Engleberg/Andermatt next month?

Nice one, Geo. Glad you're finally getting some.

And how is Mini-Hayduke faring?

Yeh but I may out-jong your gape (or something)

You're on! I'll PM you nearer the time.

You do realise I'm the gaper of all gapers don't you?

I'm there on a backcountry camp with my pal from the 4th March till the 11th. We'll then be heading (somehow) to Alpes D'Huez to meet Roo and the boys to show them our new skillz!

The camp runs...

And the Italian alps. Woo hoo. Gressoney here I come (in 27 days).

We haven't had a nice snow dance in this thread for a while.

Is that Martina who works at Chamex? (Hard to tell with goggles)

I thought I may practice my skinning technique on Figg's Marsh. Tooting Bec common may have more incline.

Roo did a lovely snow dance on the Col du Lauteret in honor of TeleAl.


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Currently in Alpe D'Huez. Went up on Saturday. Boney!!!
Col du Lautaret yesterday was fun for a short tour but otherwise there are few options other than groomers. Roo spent today sunning himself in...

Withnail and I was not on my English literature curriculum

I think I should do them for plagiarism!

I don't think Roo has any Jamaican relatives!

Incidentally, I used a cunning and effective treatment intervention to cure the problem. Ultrasound therapy to the heel to block the laser and radar....

That reminds me of a patient I had once who came to have his heel pain treated. When I asked him what brings on his symptoms, he said it was when 'they' beam the laser and radar down from the...

Dammit, Edg! Can't you get a brillo pad to them or something?

I'm jigging as we speak

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That's a worry. We're coming out to Vaujany on 22nd.

Please snow, please snow, please snow, please snow, please snow, please snow, please snow, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!

I could have sworn it was Le Tour!

We welcome maggots of any type EVEN Canadians! ;)

Shirk- If you're bringing Roo's skis then I'm glad to do you a favour in return (though we would have offered you to stay anyway!)

It's a possibility as long as you're not an axe weilding psycho ;) . Me and my bud should have a sofa free. PM me.

Just had a text message from Bad Roo who reported a blue-bird day with some powder to be had. Sounds like they're having fun...................bastards!

You can guarantee the whole city will shut down so skis may be the best way to go. Shame about the lack of gradient.

It's snowing in London. Is this relevent?

Better cut down on those fossil fuels!

Excellent news!!!!!!!!!!!! I could kiss you!
(but I'd better not)

Only a week and a half and COUNTING!!!!!