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    8pm curfew in SLC, National Guard coming in....

    8pm curfew in SLC, National Guard coming in. Relatively tame riot though. Mom just moved near the riot area, fun.

    Bmills, my wife is from Buckhead, she is telling me similar things about how...
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    Some mainly white people flipped a SLC cop car...

    Some mainly white people flipped a SLC cop car and set it on fire this afternoon.
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    Black, for obvious reasons. Why?

    Black, for obvious reasons. Why?
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    Whoa whoa whoa, am I coming across like I don’t...

    Whoa whoa whoa, am I coming across like I don’t belong here?? Believe me there is some eye-bugging shit my wife does, but it’s not any of things listed here. Which is why I’m confused, greatly.
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    I’ll drop you like a bad habit! Took me a few...

    I’ll drop you like a bad habit!

    Took me a few years to get a comeback: Bad habits are hard to drop, Dad.
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    Very fair point, carry on, I won’t derail this...

    Very fair point, carry on, I won’t derail this then. And just for the record if you EVER said to my face I must have married a dude....I woulda laughed.

    What is really funny though was after my...
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    Eh, fair enough, but that sexist comment is still...

    Eh, fair enough, but that sexist comment is still spot on for some comments in here. Maybe I'm clueless though, as I said before some of these complaints are confusing, as are women in general to me....
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    Women can't figure out fans, huh? You guys (not...

    Women can't figure out fans, huh? You guys (not all in here) come across as sexist dumbasses. Sorry you chose the one ya did, there's plenty of them out there smarter than that.
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    These things are not even remotely universal,...

    These things are not even remotely universal, IMO. My marriage is not an easy ride, but I read so many things in this thread that are completely confusing to me.
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    That's not a chubby middle-aged white guy with a...

    That's not a chubby middle-aged white guy with a goatee.
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    What about one that locks the deadbolt to the...

    What about one that locks the deadbolt to the backdoor and runs away inside as I'm about to open it with an arm full of groceries?

    She loves locking us out.
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    This is from, I have no memory, maybe 1988? I...

    This is from, I have no memory, maybe 1988? I left a couple days before and missed this jump, I'd usually spend a week or two at the camps every summer with my friends who ran a camp. I was told the...
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    XXX-er would be red flagged then.

    XXX-er would be red flagged then.
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    I would recommend not approaching this subject...

    I would recommend not approaching this subject tonight. Cool-off time can be long, she might be simmering until 2021.
  15. Anyone seen booner lately? A bit worried that...

    Anyone seen booner lately? A bit worried that someone thiccc sat on his face and he suffocated.
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    makes me pucker up, maybe you have a weak stream.

    makes me pucker up, maybe you have a weak stream.
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    Is that the Minneapolis biker who rages at people...

    Is that the Minneapolis biker who rages at people on his YT channel? This is all coming together now.

    But I can't figure out how throw pillows tie this narrative together.
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    Do you still have to brace in anticipation for...

    Do you still have to brace in anticipation for the cold water jet to strike yer bunghole after pressing the button or does one get used to it?
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    Ha! A friend of mine told me a story of why he...

    Ha! A friend of mine told me a story of why he doesn't drink anymore. One day he 'woke' up in a Vegas hotel stairwell pissing in a corner. Naked. Only door that wasn't locked was a ground-level exit...
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    Wife was pretty psyched to see Lazuli Buntings in...

    Wife was pretty psyched to see Lazuli Buntings in our SLC backyard this year.
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    Cool, i wasn't taking it as knocking me, I'm just...

    Cool, i wasn't taking it as knocking me, I'm just mansplaining the obvious then agreeing I guess?
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    Parenting is a million times easier when all you...

    Parenting is a million times easier when all you have to do is parent. When that happens and you can focus, yes, it's hard work but awesome. my 3 year old is fucking hilarious, the 6 year old is...
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    Bubba is great, but specific to the...

    Bubba is great, but specific to the southern-type. Joeys aren't angry.

    Kenny?
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    Yes, the screaming and whining is really what...

    Yes, the screaming and whining is really what kills me too. Add screaming + hangover = hell

    Norse, all tramps are sold out around here last I looked, I would love a smaller one we can wheel away....
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    'usually' is a key word here. Absolutely.

    'usually' is a key word here.



    Absolutely.
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    Ha, great story. Do you uncontrollably whisper...

    Ha, great story. Do you uncontrollably whisper 'assfinder!' every time you see one on the road?
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    tgapp, there are stinkbugs, slugs and aphids to...

    tgapp, there are stinkbugs, slugs and aphids to watch out for where we live in Millcreek. We buy praying mantis and a bag of ladybugs, I'm not sure what to do with aphids though, anyone else have a...
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    Got turned onto Knxwledge, his new album is very...

    Got turned onto Knxwledge, his new album is very good. mostly instrumentals from a producer influenced by Madlib + J Dilla. If you don't like that hip-hop style, you won't like Knxwledge.

    ...
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    Of course it's a chubby middle-aged white guy...

    Of course it's a chubby middle-aged white guy with a goatee. These guys need a name like Karens do.
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    To be more articulate, you guys are giving me dad...

    To be more articulate, you guys are giving me dad advice based on logic. I live in a 3+6 year olds world were nothing is logical, my daily life with them is a string of absurd events, and they are...
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    So now dumb white trash are using 'Karen' to...

    So now dumb white trash are using 'Karen' to anyone who calls them out on their bullshit? Pretty sure my wife would have gone outside and given all those assholes the finger and yelled at them.
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    Why, itís just that simple?! Bless your heart,...

    Why, itís just that simple?! Bless your heart, thank you!

    Kidding...
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    Absolutely works for the 6 year old, yes, no...

    Absolutely works for the 6 year old, yes, no matter the mess she makes its worth it. The 3 year old is completely inept though, she doesn't pull her weight around the house, WTF.
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    There were multiple guys coming out with assorted...

    There were multiple guys coming out with assorted pillows and I can't wrap my head around it. I mean, sure, they are full of adrenaline and not thinking straight but how do you get distracted by...
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    We all know you as a man of fine, fine taste here...

    We all know you as a man of fine, fine taste here on TGR. So what is up with the obsession of acquiring an old POS Pathfinder? Did you get laid in one by Christly Brinkley in the 90s or what? There...
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    I love being asked to make a peanut butter...

    I love being asked to make a peanut butter sandwich 8x while saying, 'yes give me a minute' as I parse a dense work email. Brings out the best in me.
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    The first year in our house, we had 3 raised beds...

    The first year in our house, we had 3 raised beds that were falling apart. and that's it. Who cares, post a pic and let's see if we can help. not to say we have our shit together at all, but years...
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    Many more throw pillows were looted than I...

    Many more throw pillows were looted than I expected, are throw pillows a must-have out there? I was expecting 3, tops.
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    Don't forget the 'e'

    Don't forget the 'e'
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    Launch aborted, whaaaaamp...

    Launch aborted, whaaaaamp whaaaaamp...............over.
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    That's a negative, JongRider. Over.

    That's a negative, JongRider. Over.
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    Defintely cool, I didn't know either. I...

    Defintely cool, I didn't know either.

    I finished staining the garden shed door a few different-but-similar dark stains yesterday, to match the fence better, and I like it. Going from cedar stain...
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    Live link: https://youtu.be/rjb9FdVdX5I

    Live link: https://youtu.be/rjb9FdVdX5I
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    Awesome Joe!

    Awesome Joe!
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    her life is turning into a country music song.

    her life is turning into a country music song.
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    Mine too. I was 'crying' before a pretty scary,...

    Mine too. I was 'crying' before a pretty scary, big ski day in the mountains once and I don't think my friend was ever convinced my eyes were just watering that morning.
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    His job is to make videos, it's not free time.

    One of the best vids I've seen on YT.
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    The governments response, in March, made me think...

    The governments response, in March, made me think about buying a handgun, as I quickly realized I've been trusting the government too much to handle a crisis. The irony is amusing, a pro-gun...
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    Of course you were just kidding... Archery...

    Of course you were just kidding...

    Archery hunting is different I do agree. Although Doug Peacock would call any man using a gun for protection against grizzlies a pussy. But we all can't be...
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    Bears only attack when they know you can’t call...

    Bears only attack when they know you can’t call for help. MT side is safer, and camp near some obnoxious rednecks and you will be fine.
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