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    Bummed is what you are When you go out to your...

    Bummed is what you are
    When you go out to your car
    And its been towed
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    Dunno, seems like a good way to end up with...

    Dunno, seems like a good way to end up with unwanted ingredients in your sammich.
  3. Thread: Drugs

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    Dilettante.

    Dilettante.
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    Flabby and hairy.

    Flabby and hairy.
  5. My youngest kid projectile vomited from the back...

    My youngest kid projectile vomited from the back set of the van to the front all over the most germaphobe person I've met. It was worth hosing out the van.
  6. Thread: What phone now?

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    Picket line crosser.

    Picket line crosser.
  7. If your in range of Santa Barbara there's a guy...

    If your in range of Santa Barbara there's a guy there who, among other things, puts Subaru engines in VWs. See if he's game to make your outback into an air-cooled rally car. I'm serious. Strip...
  8. You know, this might be just the project to see...

    You know, this might be just the project to see if you can put an air cooled VW into a Subaru. Folks usually go the other direction. Sounds like a hoot.
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    That's like dumping a box of M&Ms into a bucket...

    That's like dumping a box of M&Ms into a bucket of movie theater popcorn. Not surprising.
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    Oh, I will definitely post pics. Of my flabby...

    Oh, I will definitely post pics. Of my flabby ass cheeks hanging out of a pair of said short shorts.
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    Heh. Lots of folks played Johnny Potseed back in...

    Heh. Lots of folks played Johnny Potseed back in the day.
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    You know, I have a few pairs of cut-off jeans, I...

    You know, I have a few pairs of cut-off jeans, I might just have to turn one into Daisy Dukes for giggles.
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    Also not surprising.

    Also not surprising.
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    Not surprising.

    Not surprising.
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    This. I am wearing cut-off jeans at this very...

    This. I am wearing cut-off jeans at this very moment.
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    Not surprising.

    Not surprising.
  17. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    If you are there when they do it. So far all it...

    If you are there when they do it. So far all it does is get her off the table, counter, etc at that point in time. She goes back if you leave the room.
  18. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    My Kitteh is no Einstein. She outsmarts herself...

    My Kitteh is no Einstein. She outsmarts herself daily. Today's terrifying adventure is also a PSA. Don't prop open the cooler using the handles in order to let it dry. It makes a great cat trap. ...
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    $#&;@! NO! It. Does. Not.

    $#&;@! NO! It. Does. Not.
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    Fuck ya. Probably a honey pot psy op to build a...

    Fuck ya. Probably a honey pot psy op to build a DB of stoners. Oh well.
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    Noice.

    Noice.
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    Suck it. Times change.

    Suck it. Times change.
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    https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/15/australia/australia...

    https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/15/australia/australia-children-steal-car-road-trip-scli-intl/index.html

    Because it's someone else's kids and car. And they wanted to go fishing.
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    We go through basketball shoes like nobody s...

    We go through basketball shoes like nobody s business. They get expensive quick when the kid is outgrowing 2 pairs a year. And of course wants the latest signature model.
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    Bad Ass!!! Hope she kicks ass and takes names...

    Bad Ass!!! Hope she kicks ass and takes names and numbers.
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    Easiest fix is to make bro stay at the HIE out by...

    Easiest fix is to make bro stay at the HIE out by the Bus Stop, assuming it's still there.
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    Doug Flutie. However, he supported Scott Brown,...

    Doug Flutie. However, he supported Scott Brown, so that's a wash.
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    288468

    288468
  29. Yes, but what is it?

    Yes, but what is it?
  30. What's a Tiger?

    What's a Tiger?
  31. Thread: Drugs

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    Friends going to get charged as accessories? I...

    Friends going to get charged as accessories? I heard about someone that happened to around 89 or 90.
  32. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    288460 Lazy Sunday.

    288460
    Lazy Sunday.
  33. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    288459 A little help here?

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    A little help here?
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    288455 288456 288457 288458 Who doesn't...

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    Who doesn't like a kitten in a box?
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  36. Take 20% off the top there big shoots.

    Take 20% off the top there big shoots.
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    You actually need another reason?!?!?

    You actually need another reason?!?!?
  38. Bit of a deal breaker in the description. "Not...

    Bit of a deal breaker in the description. "Not to big, not to small". WTAFF????
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    https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/07/12/us/dolphin-impale...

    https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/07/12/us/dolphin-impaled-in-florida-trnd/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F
  40. Interesting. Maybe the wheelbase or the model...

    Interesting. Maybe the wheelbase or the model year makes a difference? I've never driven the connect. However, the delivery guys I've asked have all been unanimous that it, and I quote, "fucking...
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    https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/07/14/us/victims-escape...

    https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/07/14/us/victims-escape-doomsday-couple-arrested/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F
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    NTTAWWT

    NTTAWWT
  43. That combo worked for us. In the summer. No...

    That combo worked for us. In the summer. No desire to try it in the Winter. However, you definitely want a light trailer. Ours I think is a little on the heavy side and I am not that excited to...
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    Absolutely.

    Absolutely.
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    Kill whitey! Wait, what?

    Kill whitey! Wait, what?
  46. What he said.

    What he said.
  47. I thought it was clever and funny. Everyone just...

    I thought it was clever and funny. Everyone just take a deep breath. Group hug at the drum circle in 15 minutes. And if you got the Dank KGBs, bring 'em.
  48. That's the corollary to: I am always wrong, even...

    That's the corollary to: I am always wrong, even when I am right, I am wrong.
  49. Group hug?

    Group hug?
  50. Also, a full Transit not a Transit Connect. Those...

    Also, a full Transit not a Transit Connect. Those are probably good if you're 5' 0" and 90lbs. I hear they suck to drive in most conditions. My wife and I met someone who fits that description and...
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