^Guided squirrel missile^

sweet baby jesus.

PSA FWIW Not mine

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Cheerleader beer.

That's a "I'm gonna fuck those squirrels up" game face.

truth fucking bomb.

Look at that old mortise lockset. My wife and I lived in some 100 year old 700 sq ft shack near the beach and it had one of those doors on the bathroom and the door knob would fall off all the time...

Pro-tip: Hydrogen peroxide AND a turkey baster.

Dogs are great, better than kids. You can actually train them. They're always happy to see you and don't talk back. And you can feed them on the floor and put them in cages and not get a visit from...

Skiing and staff fighting. What a time to be alive.

"a bit of spice to your gear quiver"

:smoking:

Look at the rust just starting to peak through the outside of that Geo.

You just know it's a thousand times worse where you can't see.

speaking of dooshy, wtf is going on with that neck beard?

You're going to have to buy me a drink first, sailor.

That little bounce that almost took out the side of the garage has me more on edge.

Re: the skioff, shouldn't it be two runs? One with straps, one without?

Darling daughter's final conference season is cancelled. Her college sports career is over which is sad but now the campus is having an outbreak. Sounds like a lot of athletes ramped up the...

Yeah, that was out of line.

1700 a week more likely.

A gentleman never kisses and tells.

She just went to get me some coffee, I'll show her this thread when she gets back.

Yeah, some Swedish guys I was working with in Finland said you need to open it in a pot of water to knock down the smell. And then soak it.

I never got to try it, I was plenty happy with the...

Aren't you supposed to open that under water?

Ski-off.

One time I was working on campus here and I was alone and I had to get some shit up to the roof. It was pretty deserted so I loaded up the Telehandler and moved the load up to the roof and ran up...

Pretty common for ranch and farm kids to be driving at 12 years old here in Montana, but that's not around other cars and stop lights and signs and shit.

I do have to say covid was a saving grace when it came to the boy getting good time behind the wheel. Even though he got his license, he needed a lot of behind the wheel practice, and not just...

A beater with liability only. Trust me.

Another important skill parents need in regards to teaching teenagers to drive - finding and removing the ignition fuse.

Darling daughter - First car was a beat to shit salvage title Volvo wagon. Safe and going fast was not possible. Ran it into the ground and now drives a 2008 CRV. Going fast is still not an...

yessir.

It's not often when I want to ski on the weekend.

Speaking for me, I don't rebuild carbs anymore because they're cheap and I'm kinda lazy.

Anyhoo, I broke down and got her a real one to replace the times square special. Valentine's day you know.. She deserves it for putting up with my shit for 30+ years.

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FIFY

It's about time. 10 years overdue.

Yes, please use bath and kitchen fans. Attic moisture issues aside, it just breaks my heart to see nice wood windows/millwork get hammered by interior condensation.

Yummy yellow FTW.

We had a young cat get into our coop about this time last year, killed one of our girls shortly before my wife heard the commotion. I got home not long after and we chased it out, but it was kinda...

Such a great song

I mean, Aeroflot finds pilots. Still not going to get in one of those deathtraps.

Right? Speaking as a landlord, if you want to get rid of tenants, tying them up and dumping them somewhere ain't going to get the job done.

I know Allegiant was still flying MD 80's until a few years ago. They ran a Las Vegas route out of BZN twice a week for super cheap. And you had to be a gambler to fly in those, I don't think they...

Great video. I want to ski like you guys when I grow up.

Yeah, maybe you're right. How about the part where he tried to blame it on ambien when he was actually trying to get away from his pissed off wife with a golf club because she found out he was...

I mean, this one isn't that funny since there's no angry wife beating his eye shut with a golf club.

Jesus, look at that. That's from back when you had to chase the dinosaurs off the runway before you took off.

Twitter is a cesspool. Twitter is amazing.

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In the early 80's I took some classes at Long Beach City College, right across the street from Douglas. I was born in the LBC so I will always call it Douglas, even though it was McDonnel Douglas at...

Man, just fly like you're already dead. It really works.