Truth.

On brand? https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/12/politics/sam-brown-pac-debt-payments-kfile/index.html

Let me get this straight, to get that stuff off the wall in a hurry one has to undo not one but two buckles, at the same time, thus requiring two hands to avoid dropping it? Pass.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/09/politics/fbi-utah-man-joe-biden/index.html

Well, she is a go-getter, she's got that killer instinct.

Right? How does it even get to a 3rd time unless you have an actual death wish???

Just another entitled millennial. Kids these days.

Um, why isn't it on, you know, Halloween, like the rest of the known universe?

Awesome!

Holy shit, the guy got his license from a box cracker Jacks and his CDL from a correspondence course he find in a matchbook cover at some shady strip joint.

Am I a bad person if part of me is secretly hoping they conceived the old fashioned way and he knocked his mom up?

OMG. I can't unhear that. Need. Ear. Bleach.

Spider said FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Not worth it. And I'm not running an add blocker, I'm using DDG. The browser is the blocker. Got it before it was on TV.

Which brings me to an oldie but a goodie: Why do the Scotts wear kilts?

Tru dat.

More like you end up with burns on your lips and the counters, not necessarily a fireball. Sure, you can still burn your house down.

In Jeopardy you answer in the form of a question. The clue was things that result in a fireball in your kitchen for $1000.

Needs to be in the form of a question.

I was of course referring to smokable crystal meth, given the topic was things that result in a fireball in your kitchen for $1000.

The rocket fuel story is near and dear to my heart. YouTube however is full of dangerous things that should not be attempted unless you know what you're doing, and even then, sometimes not at all.
...

I meant to type cook ice in my kitchen. But that doesn't come off any less weird.

I wanna make ice in my kitchen.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/21/us/byu-rocket-fuel-fire-trnd/index.html