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    105, acidic, like my spa.

    105, acidic, like my spa.
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    It is proven fact that the toothpaste tube is...

    It is proven fact that the toothpaste tube is never completely empty.
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    What about the three steaks he ate before the...

    What about the three steaks he ate before the video?
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    well done

    well done
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    depends whose dick is in the bag.

    depends whose dick is in the bag.
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    Throwing things out is not wasteful. Buying them...

    Throwing things out is not wasteful. Buying them is.,
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    go to a jam band show, find some girl with hairy...

    go to a jam band show, find some girl with hairy legs and armpits and tell her you'd like to try her starter. Whatever else you do with her we don't need to hear
    . (Protip--works for making...
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    If Core Shot thinks it's so easy to leave how...

    If Core Shot thinks it's so easy to leave how come he's still crawling around the house in a dog collar and leash licking the floors clean. Come on CS--you don't have to put up with it.
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    Friend of mine had her GenZ employee come to her...

    Friend of mine had her GenZ employee come to her with a paper check, wondering if it was some kind of scam.
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    We all do stupid stuff. When you get rich enough...

    We all do stupid stuff. When you get rich enough people stop calling you on it. Yeah boss, that's a great idea.
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    The devil is in the details, what actual behavior...

    The devil is in the details, what actual behavior gets prosecuted in practice.
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    I've removed tumors that looked better than...

    I've removed tumors that looked better than that--but how it tastes is all that matters. (All of us who have had a pizza stick to the peel swear by that.)
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    if yatsie makes a post but he's on everyone's...

    if yatsie makes a post but he's on everyone's ignore list is it actually a post? What happens to a post that no one reads? Will it fly through space for billions of years until an advanced...
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    5000 cfm? Better keep the windows open when...

    5000 cfm? Better keep the windows open when you're running that. Or stop burning shit and get a smaller fan.
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    This mornings report: The Royal Fire has not...

    This mornings report: The Royal Fire has not grown overnight and has held within its footprint for over 24 hours. Yesterday, ground crews had success with handline construction. Containment was...
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    Around here we're supposed to have armored drip...

    Around here we're supposed to have armored drip lines to control runoff erosion--put the water into the ground right next to the foundation. Ours are fake. which the building inspector knew and...
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    I don't think you understand the spirit of this...

    I don't think you understand the spirit of this thread.
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    Me: I bought that thingamajig we talked about....

    Me: I bought that thingamajig we talked about.
    She: What thingamajig. You didn't tell me about that.
    Me: Yes I did.
    She: No you didn't.

    I was once told that the I told you/no you didn't...
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    How come most of the people doing the hard jobs...

    How come most of the people doing the hard jobs around here speak Spanish?

    T
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    My kid ruined the clutch on an Audi A5, so then...

    My kid ruined the clutch on an Audi A5, so then he got a Forester with a turbo and fucked up the engine (I forget what it was, head gasket maybe) and now the same Forester is having transmission...
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    Whatever else you think of Gregg Allman, truly...

    Whatever else you think of Gregg Allman, truly one of the great voices of rock, and Whipping Post is his Nessun Dorma.

    My old band played the tune and I have to say our singer did a creditable...
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    Well the mammoth died. I was talking about people.

    Well the mammoth died. I was talking about people.
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    Despite the name there apparently was no history...

    Despite the name there apparently was no history of people dying in Death Valley until automobiles made the place accessible to idiots.
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    Small woman neighbor had a Great Dane. She was...

    Small woman neighbor had a Great Dane. She was walking it on the little road out back. Our little yapper got up in its face, yapped at it and took off down the hill to our house. I yelled at the...
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    I was hiking Donner Peak this morning. The smoke...

    I was hiking Donner Peak this morning. The smoke plume seemed to diminish over the couple of hours I could see it. I didn't see any evidence of air attack.
    Dead calm, even on the peak. Hope it...
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    Note that this would only apply to California.

    Note that this would only apply to California.
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    Kinda like Donner Lake today with highs in the...

    Kinda like Donner Lake today with highs in the 110s in the valley.
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    Is it really blue or is it white reflecting the...

    Is it really blue or is it white reflecting the dark cloudy sky? I think the latter.
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    That's funny. I was thinking the same thing when...

    That's funny. I was thinking the same thing when I wrote that.
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    What does a photo of tourists taking pics of Old...

    What does a photo of tourists taking pics of Old Faithful have to do with a guy getting killed in a shootout?
    (Side note--does anyone take pictures of Old Faithful when it's not erupting?)
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    If you play it right you can get your friends to...

    If you play it right you can get your friends to whitewash it while you sit back.
  32. I'm so sorry to hear about your daughter. What a...

    I'm so sorry to hear about your daughter. What a nightmare, and of course the bill isn't the worst part. Medical bills are the number one cause of bankruptcy in America.

    When I broke my back...
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    Our cockapoo loves the water. She chases a flip...

    Our cockapoo loves the water. She chases a flip flop. Getting hit by big waves doesn't bother her. Getting smashed into the shore by waves doesn't bother her. She has yet to want to quit before...
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    Meanwhile a couple of people brought their dogs...

    Meanwhile a couple of people brought their dogs down to the lakeside to watch the fireworks and the dogs seemed fine with it. Our dogs have never been bothered. Is it the breed or individual dog?
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    AI has taken over TGR--the posts are replicating,...

    AI has taken over TGR--the posts are replicating, the posts that replicate the fastest will crowd out the others until all of TGR will be one post repeated millions of times.
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    The traditional way to get starter is from a...

    The traditional way to get starter is from a friend. Mine is from a deli where I'm a regular.
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    Donner Lake is comfortable for swimming. Normally...

    Donner Lake is comfortable for swimming. Normally that's in late August, if at all. And that;s despite a snowy winter.
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    Or maybe the school is the local program for kids...

    Or maybe the school is the local program for kids who were kicked out school and couldn't cut it in GED--mostly kids who've been involved with the courts. (I worked with some of them doing a...
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    Add closed stringers to cover the tread ends. My...

    Add closed stringers to cover the tread ends. My stairs between decks has closed stringers, no risers, I push the snow off the treads onto the lower deck.
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    Hey, you don't want to scare the guy to death,...

    Hey, you don't want to scare the guy to death, just insult him. Keep the speedo on.
  41. AI is making our lives so much better.

    AI is making our lives so much better.
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    My wife insists on buying cheapo printer...

    My wife insists on buying cheapo printer cartridges that don't work. The latest--I pull off the plastic shield and ink pours out on me and the rug. At least she cleaned the rug, If Trump promises to...
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    Euro soccer championship. German guy takes a...

    Euro soccer championship. German guy takes a pass miles offside and fires a hard shot point blank at the keeper. How does he do that and live. Guess I'm still in the Stanley Cup playoffs in my...
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    That's the last time I actually wait the 45...

    That's the last time I actually wait the 45 seconds and try again to post.
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    Glad you finally figured out the notary thing. ...

    Glad you finally figured out the notary thing. The mort reliable notary I know is an immigrant who owns a little dirtbag mail and package business. Always there, nof fuss no bother.

    Now wait...
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    Glad you finally figured out the notary thing. ...

    Glad you finally figured out the notary thing. The mort reliable notary I know is an immigrant who owns a little dirtbag mail and package business. Always there, nof fuss no bother.

    Now wait...
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    It's tough when you have a second opinion that...

    It's tough when you have a second opinion that disagrees with the first. At that point I would tend to go with the doc who gives the explanation that makes the most sense. You mentioned concern...
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    Kind of stretching the definition of human being...

    Kind of stretching the definition of human being but I guess there's no other thread for it.
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    Didn't work. I ran them through AI and got Saddam...

    Didn't work. I ran them through AI and got Saddam Hussein, Ronald Reagan, and Beyonce.
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    The hard of mris and cts for me is keeping my ...

    The hard of mris and cts for me is keeping my arms above my head--fucked shoulders. The last time they let me leave my arms at my sides. Better.
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