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    Also, that surgical cap appears to have the Ohio...

    Also, that surgical cap appears to have the Ohio State logo on it. As a Michigan alumnus, I'm not surprised.
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    Eliot Spitzer wasn't going to a motel with a coin...

    Eliot Spitzer wasn't going to a motel with a coin operated bed.
  3. I have a friend in Crested Butte who's in his...

    I have a friend in Crested Butte who's in his early 30's and he's a dead ringer for your adopted dad, TeleMike. I suppose I could have posted that in the "Shit that Amuses You" thread too. :D
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    Oof, no, I don't believe I've ever owned a pair...

    Oof, no, I don't believe I've ever owned a pair of Vans. It should also be noted that while I do have a style, there is irrefutable evidence out there that I don't have style.
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    Sounds like it's tailor made for people having...

    Sounds like it's tailor made for people having affairs or meeting escorts. Double check your pillows.
  6. Seems to me like we're in the clear then. Right,...

    Seems to me like we're in the clear then. Right, Ron?
  7. Oh I know I didn't come up with the...

    Oh I know I didn't come up with the Solitude/Multitude thing, but it seemed apropos.


    I still have a few of those "If you only knew" stickers sitting in a Ziploc bag in my childhood dresser in...
  8. Are they changing the name from Solitude to...

    Are they changing the name from Solitude to Multitude too?
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    Meh, good riddance to bad rubbish.

    Meh, good riddance to bad rubbish.
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    A man wearing shoes without socks is an...

    A man wearing shoes without socks is an abomination unless they're climbing shoes. I think I just threw up in my mouth.
  11. Actually lives in Gresham.

    Actually lives in Gresham.
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    FIFY. The "less impactful manner" is still...

    FIFY.

    The "less impactful manner" is still high-impact and resource intensive. Own it.
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    I'm convinced that KQ leases her handle on here...

    I'm convinced that KQ leases her handle on here to some sort of Spambot. If people on here had not met her in real life, I would fully believe that there's no person behind the name at all. She...
  14. Is actually 5'1" and childless.

    Is actually 5'1" and childless.
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    Then why is so much scorn heaped upon a single...

    Then why is so much scorn heaped upon a single individual? Why does Caroline catch so much shit when we should be most critical of film production companies (TGR and MSP both plaster their films...
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    Ah yes, "Rules are for Other People." The mantra...

    Ah yes, "Rules are for Other People." The mantra of the Washingtonian. :fuckyou:

    Any day now an off leash dog is going to get a big face full of bear spray from me when it comes charging through...
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    I'll go in on an order of those with you. Can we...

    I'll go in on an order of those with you. Can we add "Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us, selfish breeder," on the back?
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    I'm sorry, but you're just wrong here. You can...

    I'm sorry, but you're just wrong here. You can believe whatever the hell you want, but that doesn't make it a fact.

    Unless you're out there earning your turns in animal skin clothing you hunted...
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    Interesting take on paying it forward. :biggrin:

    Interesting take on paying it forward. :biggrin:
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    I have a general Canadian Rockies question, not a...

    I have a general Canadian Rockies question, not a ski specific one, but this seems like as good a place as any to ask. What websites do you look at for weather forecasts/models for the Rockies? I'm...
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    That's. Pure Michigan.

    That's. Pure Michigan.
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    Can we tell Zuckerberg to take a dive cruise...

    Can we tell Zuckerberg to take a dive cruise where Bromontana is assigned to the night watch shift instead?
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    Coffee

    Coffee
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    Yup. I burn my pajamas in the tub before I check...

    Yup. I burn my pajamas in the tub before I check out of a hotel too.
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    Pipe down, JONG. And to Skidog, I still have...

    Pipe down, JONG.

    And to Skidog, I still have the promotional VHS's(!) that I sent away for from Coombs' heli-skiing op when I was a middle schooler living in New Jersey. Even back then, they...
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    Unless you're going to posthumously shit on Doug...

    Unless you're going to posthumously shit on Doug Coombs for his hundreds of Heli-assisted first descents, STFU about Caroline taking some wedding photos next to a chopper. I mean shit, the first ski...
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    This is the crux of my issue. I prefer a...

    This is the crux of my issue. I prefer a relatively thin, dense foam pillow. Plenty of nice hotels seem to only have the soft, highly compressible kind.
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    "Jesus Juice"

    "Jesus Juice"
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    Aww, thanks. Having grown up in New Jersey, I...

    Aww, thanks. Having grown up in New Jersey, I suppose I'm desensitized to people talking shit about where I'm from, and just assume it's like water off a ducks back to everyone.
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    Let's take it back a step further: why does...

    Let's take it back a step further: why does Facebook need to exist at all?
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    Eh, I do enjoy getting hyperbolic when I bitch...

    Eh, I do enjoy getting hyperbolic when I bitch and moan on here. After all, that's part of the fun of the place. Sometimes ya have to blow off some steam.
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    Heavy petting

    Heavy petting
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    You just described the Seattle Metro area as...

    You just described the Seattle Metro area as well. You never actually get where you're going out here, you get asymptotically closer to your destination as traffic gets worse and worse, and you...
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    splash

    splash
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    This is a perplexing thread to me, because I...

    This is a perplexing thread to me, because I never once slept in a hotel and found the pillows to be anything other than utterly shitty. And I've stayed at some nice places over the years.
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    This thread is about real estate and not me, but...

    This thread is about real estate and not me, but I truly don't mind the clouds and wet weather, it's the fact that the climate here is mind-numbingly temperate. And fuck eastern Washington. You all...
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    I just call it the way I see it. The truth...

    I just call it the way I see it. The truth hurts. And don't you worry, I'll be making my way out as soon as I'm fully vested in my retirement plan. Can't be leaving money on the table, even in an...
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    As someone who has lived in/around both, I would...

    As someone who has lived in/around both, I would live in the greater SLC area over greater Seattle every day of the week and twice on Sunday. Western Washington blows. Shit weather(and FTR, it isn't...
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    I've only ever heard it used in reference to a...

    I've only ever heard it used in reference to a workplace best friend/confidant.

    And while there would likely be humor in that for someone, I would rather sit in a bathtub full of scissors than go...
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    It wasn't his choice to be chummy enough with...

    It wasn't his choice to be chummy enough with this dunderhead to consider her his "work spouse?" So it was an arranged marriage? Indian company, I guess.
  41. Yes, we really are at that point. That seems...

    Yes, we really are at that point. That seems like a very reasonable concern to have as a single/dating man in 2019.
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    Well at least we can now state conclusively that...

    Well at least we can now state conclusively that Parvo has piss poor taste in women.
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    Did you move, or did all of the road salt they...

    Did you move, or did all of the road salt they use in the UP finally turn Lake Superior brackish?
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    If I ever have a son, this is the only...

    If I ever have a son, this is the only relationship advice I'll be giving him. Thanks for making me laugh out loud in a morgue quiet open office.
  45. Quick! Lock the thread! He admitted he...

    Quick! Lock the thread! He admitted he misunderstood SOMETHING.

    Let's call it a win and move on from this tire fire.
  46. Boy, you're a special kind of stupid.

    Boy, you're a special kind of stupid.
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    Yup. Ducks like it rough. Both the fowl and the...

    Yup. Ducks like it rough. Both the fowl and the University of Oregon Alumni, IME.
  48. Strong Bill Swerski reference.

    Strong Bill Swerski reference.
  49. I'll give it a chance, even though the...

    I'll give it a chance, even though the inaccuracies in the first paragraph were almost enough to make me stop reading.
  50. It's about time someone puts those entitled,...

    It's about time someone puts those entitled, judgemental Scandi cunts in their place. Who knew it would take an extra tropical hurricane to do it. Now if we can just find a way to flush most of them...
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