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    Always wash your ass before your...

    Always wash your ass before your procto/gastro-ent appt. They're used to it and will just make a joke, but it's mortifying all the same.
  2. Thread: Water.....

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    Jeebus drives a dirty car.

    Jeebus drives a dirty car.
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    Here, here.

    Here, here.
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    Selling tickets ...... Unless you meant...

    Selling tickets ......


    Unless you meant "why" .......
  5. Thread: Ukraine

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    Whoa, whoa, FUCKING WHOA!!!!! On behalf of all...

    Whoa, whoa, FUCKING WHOA!!!!! On behalf of all stinking hippies, I must protest.
  6. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    I take back my negativity about long haired cats...

    I take back my negativity about long haired cats - Norwegian Forrest cats flat out RULE!
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    Hard snow you say? You need a Stockli WRT/WRT...

    Hard snow you say? You need a Stockli WRT/WRT Pro.
    And the Lasers are alive and well, just no longer include the AX and AR.
  8. Thread: Wildlife

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    RLY I'm flabbergassed neither of you came away...

    RLY
    I'm flabbergassed neither of you came away reeking.
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    Alternative Facts don't care what you think.

    Alternative Facts don't care what you think.
  10. That's criminally beautiful.

    That's criminally beautiful.
  11. Thread: Fkn remakes

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    Please note, I did NOT capitalize adaptation. My...

    Please note, I did NOT capitalize adaptation. My argument is that the best remakes are actually adaptations.
    Please be serious, Shirley.
  12. Thread: Climate Change

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    Isn't there anything we can do with CO2 besides...

    Isn't there anything we can do with CO2 besides store it under ground? Seriously, not talking about carbonated drinks here. I mean it's carbon and oxygen - two seemingly usable materials.
  13. Thread: Ukraine

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    You seem a little depressed; can I make you a...

    You seem a little depressed; can I make you a Perfect Manhattan?

    The puppet Chechen leader cracks me up.
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    Truly amusing! Seems like they're actually...

    Truly amusing! Seems like they're actually trying to see how non-tree like they can make them before we rise up in horror.
  15. Thread: View right now

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    OK ....now yer creeping' me out.

    OK ....now yer creeping' me out.
  16. Thread: Doggie stoke

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    Prime o' life right there.

    Prime o' life right there.
  17. Fred seems a little ....... threatened. I'm...

    Fred seems a little ....... threatened.

    I'm fine with the sugar, as long as every one's brutally honest ..... maybe a formal contract.
    Sounds like the OP's SD friend is not even honest with...
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    What's that got to do with it?

    What's that got to do with it?
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    Pass. Noir November sounds more appealing.

    Pass.
    Noir November sounds more appealing.
  20. Thread: Fkn remakes

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    Where does adaptation fit in?? ;)

    Where does adaptation fit in?? ;)
  21. Enough talk of the future and its potential...

    Enough talk of the future and its potential problems, time to return to the glory that is now.
    Shirley y'all must be experiencing a spectacular Fall up there, as it's the best one we've had in the...
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    Well, to be fair, he did come back from the dead...

    Well, to be fair, he did come back from the dead in the Frankenstein series.
    Sort of.
  23. Thread: Fkn remakes

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    Casablanca II - you know there' somebody trying...

    Casablanca II - you know there' somebody trying to sell this.

    While I would agree that 1982 version of The Thing was very good, I would hesitate to compare it to the original (also very good)...
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    This species is not worth the air it consumes. ...

    This species is not worth the air it consumes.

    Also, wrong thread, Japanese beetle.
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    Yeah, Sean Bean dying, like, that NEVER happens...

    Yeah, Sean Bean dying, like, that NEVER happens ..... :fmicon:
    You know nothing, OG.
  26. Thread: Neighbors...

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    Amen. If I start the final rotation around the...

    Amen.
    If I start the final rotation around the drain before my wife, however, there will be screaming in the senior facility hallways.
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    Soooo not funny; immediate nuking from Pluto...

    Soooo not funny; immediate nuking from Pluto required, vacuum pack the remains.
  28. Thread: Climate Change

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    Whoa .... who said anything about ferrets in the...

    Whoa .... who said anything about ferrets in the bathtub?!?!?

    Absolutley, anything that produces a net, however slight, reduction in green house gases, should be employed if possible.
    The trick...
  29. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    "stop looking at me!!!!"

    "stop looking at me!!!!"
  30. Thread: Climate Change

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    That was what caught my eye: too much CO2 to get...

    That was what caught my eye: too much CO2 to get a little H.
  31. Thread: Hurricane 2022

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    And operational maintenance of underground lines...

    And operational maintenance of underground lines aint cheap, and takes longer to carry out.
    I do think we could come up with better designs for above ground lines, however.
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    Is that a mouse that the guy on the right stomps...

    Is that a mouse that the guy on the right stomps on??
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    The pee ammonia is releasing chlorine from the...

    The pee ammonia is releasing chlorine from the bleach??

    I am not a chemist.
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    Agree it makes a reasonable Perfect Manhattan but...

    Agree it makes a reasonable Perfect Manhattan but I was very disappointed in it neat; seemed weaker than its predecessor. And the new label seems dorky.
  35. Thread: Ukraine

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    Do the Nigerians know about this??

    Do the Nigerians know about this??
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    You do realize that 100 proof means it's 50%...

    You do realize that 100 proof means it's 50% water, right?
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    Moderna's been a little harder to get than...

    Moderna's been a little harder to get than Pfizer; could have had Pfizer the week before last, but held out and got the last Moderna shot in stock for the week last Wednesday.
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    Which Rendezvous? Older or the current version?

    Which Rendezvous? Older or the current version?
  39. Thread: Cool Science thread

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    If it breaks open and releases a gigantic swarm...

    If it breaks open and releases a gigantic swarm of planet consuming mechanical mega-wasps, the conspirisphere will go nuts.
  40. Thread: Neighbors...

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    All discussions of neighbors sooner or later...

    All discussions of neighbors sooner or later devolve down to fences.
  41. Thread: House of the Dragon

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    Yeah, last season went out with a whimper, but,...

    Yeah, last season went out with a whimper, but, while I'm all in favor of T&A (not so much C) I;m more impressed with the interpersonal relations: Arya + the Hound, Jaime and everybody, Tyrion and...
  42. Thread: Lange girl 2022

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    Agree, not tree trunks, great definition. Would...

    Agree, not tree trunks, great definition. Would hit.
  43. Thread: House of the Dragon

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    "Get the gone/to a nunnery, evil dicks!!!" sez...

    "Get the gone/to a nunnery, evil dicks!!!" sez the dragon tragedy.
  44. Thread: View right now

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    Is that a kangaroo dog??

    Is that a kangaroo dog??
  45. Thread: House of the Dragon

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    HotD stimulated me to re-watch GoT. They're so...

    HotD stimulated me to re-watch GoT. They're so different it's not really fair to even compare them. but wow. May not watch any more HotD until I've finished GoT. The pacing, the action, the humor,...
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    Wait .... how can he be unnamed?? His names...

    Wait .... how can he be unnamed?? His names right there in the same sentence.

    And what Goat said.
  47. Thread: Ski Chile 2022

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    RLY I could die happy after seeing that.

    RLY
    I could die happy after seeing that.
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    Darwin sez, " I am disappoint"

    Darwin sez, " I am disappoint"
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    Queues ...... the one thing the brutal colonial...

    Queues ...... the one thing the brutal colonial overlords failed to transfer to the asian minions.
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    Ha!!! MOre practical intel!!!

    Ha!!! MOre practical intel!!!
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