Wow. The hate is strong with you. The piss I put in your Cheerios really left a bad taste.

By saying sucks, I didn’t say don’t do it. It’s just harder with age and harder with Quick close out...

Heh.
Not trying to float a turd in anyone’s surf bowl.

But learning to surf in your forties sucks.
But a strong long period swell, particularly on a hard reef break, can put a smile on your...

Fuck no
Lake Michigan sucks. So does superior. So does New England, except for rare long period swell on the best rock breaks.
Sandbar breaks suck ass. Kids and experts can ride that shit. But...

Bummer.

Sorry about your kid. Fuck leukemia

But yeah, if you want to learn to surf Hawaii is great.
Warm water
Reef breaks
Bikinis