I'd be surprised if he wasn't from Portland. Sounds like par for the course around here.

Forgot to post this a few weeks ago. When the tetons got 50" of snow we kept seeing this guy skiing targhee on snowblades. He kept skiing up to the lifties and exclaiming "it's really hard to not get...

gaper comes up to me noticing I work at the mountain, we got about 6 inches of snow that day...

Gaper: I think there's something wrong with my skis, they won't slide in this soft stuff (she was on...

had a half dozen different gapers from florida and alabama come up to me and ask "will the mountain be open if it rains?"... they were shocked and appalled when I said yes. Probably didn't help they...

This might be my new favorite

riding the shuttle from denver out to breckenridge a dude from louisiana looks out the window and goes "holy shit look at all that white stuff"

then the dude from whistler sitting in the back with...