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02-07-2022, 07:06 AM
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The stranger next to you just before everyone...
The stranger next to you just before everyone gets off the lift: "You going right or left?"
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02-09-2021, 08:28 AM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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An anti-gaper story, but since we don't have a...
An anti-gaper story, but since we don't have a thread for that...
My kid is 15 and competes in freestyle. He's planning to send it over the biggest big air jumps at the park. His first trip over... -
02-24-2020, 11:51 AM
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They have a couple cute ladies as mountain...
They have a couple cute ladies as mountain ambassadors.
https://gleneden.on.ca/pages/ambassadors
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12-31-2019, 11:03 AM
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I've never worn an air bag, or for that matter...
I've never worn an air bag, or for that matter even a backpack inbounds. I find it changes my CoG for rotational aerials. If you've ever flipped a baseball bat from the barrel, and then from the...
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12-31-2019, 09:17 AM
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The closest I ever came to Stein was I once spent...
The closest I ever came to Stein was I once spent a weekend in The Stein Ericksen lodge. While the hot cocoa at $10 a cup was nothing to write home about, the bed linens were of high thread count,...
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12-31-2019, 08:57 AM
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The man knew how to live. A pristine white outfit...
The man knew how to live. A pristine white outfit demonstrates an Adam Gase-like "I don't give a shit, I'm rich" view toward life or you ski only on very cold days and never sit on the chair directly...
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12-31-2019, 08:02 AM
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Always check for an Adam's apple first, Benny.
Always check for an Adam's apple first, Benny.
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12-31-2019, 07:52 AM
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Bogner is fine, but I wouldn't be so quick to...
Bogner is fine, but I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss a smart looking lady in Fire+ Ice either. I myself draw the line at Obermeyer, and have noted that if she's wearing Flylow she generally has a...
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12-31-2019, 07:37 AM
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A new year and new decade is almost upon us. It...
A new year and new decade is almost upon us. It is a time to mend past differences. This should be a time when a pedophile can sit down with the night shift bed pan collector, a Brazilian ju-jitsu...
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12-31-2019, 07:15 AM
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Now that Benny has his boots dialed in, you guys...
Now that Benny has his boots dialed in, you guys should pick a Wed to go skiing together.
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12-13-2019, 11:45 AM
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Is that XXX'er?
Is that XXX'er?
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01-22-2018, 02:46 PM
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I think I saw Beer Drinker this w/e. 221944
I think I saw Beer Drinker this w/e.
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01-22-2018, 09:00 AM
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Nice one Benny!
Nice one Benny!
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01-18-2018, 03:09 PM
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Exactly. I though Benny was Italian.
Exactly. I though Benny was Italian.
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01-08-2018, 06:54 PM
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Pray tell Ms. Bear, you've never been to the...
Pray tell Ms. Bear, you've never been to the particular ski area mentioned, the former stomping grounds of the erstwhile gentleman we colloquially know as Stucky?
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01-08-2018, 06:13 PM
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Whilst skiing at a mountain which someone here...
Whilst skiing at a mountain which someone here was once stuck at, I saw some guy take his rental skis into the bathroom stall with him.
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02-09-2017, 09:48 AM
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Perhaps it was Bushwacker testing some new...
Perhaps it was Bushwacker testing some new dolphin turn instructional device?
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01-09-2017, 07:24 AM
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Lots of water bars running across the trails on...
Lots of water bars running across the trails on the EC still, but that doesn't deter the local Evel Kneivels.
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01-20-2016, 08:19 PM
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Hefty Hansen Was it scented?
Hefty Hansen
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01-20-2016, 09:58 AM
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Teenage kid standing on top of a 3 foot high...
Teenage kid standing on top of a 3 foot high snowmaking pile at a New England resort this past w/e.
Me: "Getting ready to huck the cliff?"
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01-28-2015, 09:56 AM
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Just how many pairs of 156 Rossi CUT's do you own...
Just how many pairs of 156 Rossi CUT's do you own Benny?
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01-05-2015, 09:16 PM
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Wouldn't it be funny if it was all staged for...
Wouldn't it be funny if it was all staged for publicity and you all were suckered into outrage? Like the homeless guy video.
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01-05-2015, 11:37 AM
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Detachable 4 person chair and I'm in line with 3...
Detachable 4 person chair and I'm in line with 3 boarders on the load area. Boarder to my right loads on behind the load zone marker, and when I try to sit down, this fucker had slid over so now I'm...
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01-21-2014, 09:11 AM
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Boarding is not exactly new anymore either. ...
Boarding is not exactly new anymore either. Here's an idea for a ratbagger nostalgia weekend, leave the brap braps at home, grab some snowshoes and lay it down with some cut up 1"x10" 's and...
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01-20-2014, 05:50 PM
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Getting on the lift the guy next to me says "damn...
Getting on the lift the guy next to me says "damn check out those bindings, you like to go old school huh, haven't seen those bindings in years"
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01-13-2014, 12:17 PM
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I'm in the shop and overheard guy demoing Kastle...
I'm in the shop and overheard guy demoing Kastle MX98's who brought them back in after 1 run.
Shop: Finished already?
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01-28-2013, 09:32 AM
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Looking over at the two guys w the same rentals...
Looking over at the two guys w the same rentals next to me on the chair.
"You guys realize that you have two different size skis on each foot?"
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12-19-2012, 10:59 AM
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Someone here needs to fess up. ...
Someone here needs to fess up.
https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php/253805-East-Coast-Fall-Mini-1-putting-the-stomp-on-Killington/page3 -
12-19-2012, 10:08 AM
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If you have to explain which one is the douchebag...
If you have to explain which one is the douchebag in that picture, it's a problem.
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