out in Kelowna last weekend, overheard a big box sales doofus telling a customer that "these 'volkies' right here are the best skis we carry". Not volkL, but VolkI. Me and my buddy wandered around...

Nah you are the one who's right, I clipped out a good five minutes of her getting her shit together. Wanted to show the bar bonk to the head that the snowboarders with me gave to the hill's photo...

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those are some stoked looking Indians. Well, except for that one guy in the front left

not a quote, not worthy of a thread, but I'm sure many of you will enjoy seeing a priviledged little liftline cutting gaper get hers. This was first spin of the year for the Gem Lake chair at Big...

not a gaper quote, but a pretty funny line at the mall today.

Me: trying on and putting away various slippers as I dial in the pair I want
hot young girl and her guy: doing same
Me: put away...

yeah we're only really digging the weekends funnehs. Go make a weekday gaper quote thread JONG!!

this one is just my quote to a gaper but it was fun to say

me: you guys gonna load the chair or what? (guys are at the last merge point and the other side of the merge has filed in for the last...