Biden-Harris yard sign would be a good choice. ;)

I was gonna pass the drug test until I got high

Happy 4/21, national surprise drug test day!

I hadn't considered that possibility.

Got any more cooking videos?

Boston failed. Failed to choke that is. They did try it out for a bit though in the 4th.

What the fuck; s your problem? Are you just plain stupid?

I've related the story here before about sample cups and the fertility clinic for our IUI. The only thing that prevented the swap from being complete is the techs read the label that I had filled...

Quoted for safe keeping. I can dream.

Exactly.

Game 1 to the Cavs.

I found it. Not where I would stash it for the season. If it had teeth it would have bitten me.

Chuck roast at 143 after two hours. Stuck the probe in it anyway for the covered portion of the...

I bought a temperature probe for the grill last fall. I never took it out of the box because I got too cold for me to reliably use my old gas grill for cool smoke. Now I can't find it. I'm smoking...

Dante has a place for FedEx.

Try this:...

I must have had a free article.

Honestly though? 4/20 can be a lot like 3/17, total amateur hour.

https://youtu.be/_BtHxTZrqpk?si=iM47aJuPY6kEdWkT

https://youtu.be/eMK4cfXj5c0?si=E42wQSw56xOnl77M

You can't get to or from it but it's pretty now!

Here ya go Danno. There's only 3 sentences about getting to and from the airport. But if do get there, it's supposedly awesome! This might as well be ad copy: America’s most loathed airport is...

Maggot Brain! Hell ya!

I'm not completely convinced that electricity is as green as claimed. There are certain assumptions made,; including that a certain percentage of electricity is renewable and that renewable equates...

How about neither one? I can't argue about the landfill. That's definitely bad.

This doesn't have a good chance of ending well.

In! Does it come with free meth?

9 mos till I'm 55.5. The 401k is the emergency emergency backup. Breaking into that anytime soon practically guarantees that I'll be eating dog food in retirement, if im lucky, instead of most...

Bahaha.

Right?

Who do you think designed the damn thing?

One of the reasons I posted in that other thread about being at wit's end at my job: I inherited this billing report spreadsheet that is mostly voodoo and would probably work better if I sacrificed...

Cumberland county jail? Which rhymes with bail.

Who the fuck is Ben?

Enquiring minds want to know more.

Without a paycheck things dry up pretty darn quick. I'm not a dentist with reserves. And I don't want to use the meager "break glass" funds that we do have. Plus healthcare. That's through my...

I'm having a pretty rough couple weeks at work. Rough going and in a dark place Might have to ditch this gig because it's killing me. Scared to leave without another job lined up. My wife says...

A friend with weed is a friend indeed.

Ok, i chose my words poorly. mea culpa. I feel like the problem is more widespread. Totally can't prove it. Of course he should be banned, no question.

Fucking awful. Hopefully his family also sued, for a hellavu lot more.

And she was ok with some random kooks from an obscure Internet forum as the witnesses. That's a win. I think? Right?

Say it isn't so. Punished to make an example while ignoring the extent of the issue?

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/17/sport/jontay-porter-banned-nba-gaming-rules-raptors-spt-intl/index.html

I have had enough of them that they are no BFD. Doc still won't give me a reach around, let alone a hug or a kiss. She's cute too. Next one in the fall. I think that will make 7. Or is it 8? ...

A fine pickle.

Oof.

He was just there for the [necro] gangbang.

I wish you and your new bride nothing but the best.

At least it was on a floor and not on and in your shoes. Or the jeans you left on the floor beside the bed the night before.

Why are we necrobumping last year's thread?

How dare us mere hoomans question the affairs of our kitteh overlords!

Last time??? Ok, I'm sensing a pattern here.