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  1. Hah hah hah you're amusing. Nursery school...

    Hah hah hah you're amusing. Nursery school teachers calling selves "risk managers" because they manage the "risk" of a toddler shitting/pissing self.

    Jewish lawyers are your "liars = lawyers,"...
  2. Please say more. I can't wait to hear from all...

    Please say more. I can't wait to hear from all the self-appointed "insurance experts" here. Or the National Lawyers Guild frauds. That stuff kicks ass.

    Color me surprised a couple of vampires...
  3. What, those are great skis for propping against a...

    What, those are great skis for propping against a wall in an apartment, going unused?
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    Nope. Talked to Danno's rabbi, he suggested the...

    Nope. Talked to Danno's rabbi, he suggested the strategy.

    But anyway... you could always tell me where I'm wrong here. Pretty much everything I've said was accurate, if not described in the...
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    The Ego King now pretends to be a binding expert....

    The Ego King now pretends to be a binding expert. And while saying I'm a "bully" while he rams down your throat gross exaggerations of his abilities.

    Narcissus is here!
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    Schtick? I'm not a Jew. Piss up a rope, Ego...

    Schtick? I'm not a Jew.

    Piss up a rope, Ego King. You are the one playing a role: Uberstud.

    Not convincing either.
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    Another bored dentist waiting for the anaesthesia...

    Another bored dentist waiting for the anaesthesia to kick in so he can grope the woman in the chair.

    Nice work, Dentist. Your sense of humor stalled at age 10, yes?
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    Yeah, still superior aren't you? My eyes, the...

    Yeah, still superior aren't you? My eyes, the rolling of my eyes....

    What does it mean when you PROJECT the idea that you "set me off"?

    I'm clarifying, which is something enginerds are...
  9. Find someone who just totaled the same vehicle,...

    Find someone who just totaled the same vehicle, that engine + your chassis = win.
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    Funny, Thom was arguing with me when I said it...

    Funny, Thom was arguing with me when I said it didn't add elasticity.

    And you're an ignorant putz with an ego 1000x the substance that otherwise might back up that self-impression. I don't care...
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    False. There are trends, even if your National...

    False. There are trends, even if your National Lawyers Guild boilerplate suggests otherwise.

    You're old enough, Large Guy, to have seen the BK world when it was hardly used at all. Remember how...
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    True home-shop Nikola Teslas don't have to visit...

    True home-shop Nikola Teslas don't have to visit HDepot etc. $$ / time saved there. I did say "w/o the expensive buggy" - cost of BOB is the fancy buggybox tent thing mostly, frame a cheap assembly...
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    VSS = Vermont Ski Safety, function check tools...

    VSS = Vermont Ski Safety, function check tools for torsional readings. I learned on the old-school sideways-displacement tool, but they refined that with a dummy foot/leg shaft device at some point....
  14. Now we witness how mom&pop ski hills became...

    Now we witness how mom&pop ski hills became unaffordable to their primary original user group.

    "Suckit you redneck hillbillies, this is a Privileged Person's activity!"
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    The toe swing is not for elasticity, and though...

    The toe swing is not for elasticity, and though I'm no ME it would IMO be silly to try for elasticity & min-tech simultaneously. Opposite schemes as primary assumptions. Elasticity is an evolution...
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    The KonaBOB could trim stuckie's hair if we...

    The KonaBOB could trim stuckie's hair if we planted him upright at the proper depth.
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    Conozco, amigo. Pero no soy un pajaro. Estoy...

    Conozco, amigo. Pero no soy un pajaro. Estoy contento para ti y Sharon.
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    It's not like such procedure approvals are...

    It's not like such procedure approvals are unprecedented. You think this Mystery Meat economy we have is because of high integrity?

    BK judges / magistrates aren't known for their High Horsepower...
  19. Silly wabbit. As went Boulder, so goes Colorado....

    Silly wabbit. As went Boulder, so goes Colorado. And I know you're glowing with pride.

    "Some day, my young son, this entire state will be OURS!"
  20. The irony of America's boomiest Cultural Marxism...

    The irony of America's boomiest Cultural Marxism center -- Boulder -- having problems with private property respect... savory, delicious, and unending.

    The cellphone map display... looks a lot...
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    Your life continues to suck, Mr Lau.

    Your life continues to suck, Mr Lau.
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    Okay Seth, now that gives rise to a great...

    Okay Seth, now that gives rise to a great solution to the lawn tractor issue.

    1) Obtain BOB trailer frame, preferably w/o the expensive buggy it holds.
    2) Obtain reel mower.
    3) Detach reel...
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    Megavalanche w/o the crowds and with a funner...

    Megavalanche w/o the crowds and with a funner entry.

    Does Durtschi normally goon his arms that way? "I'm a bird, flapping my way into the sky!"
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    Interesting. Since an e-bike is the only way...

    Interesting.

    Since an e-bike is the only way you'll ever get above 4k feet in the region, buster, I'd think you'd want e-bikes to proliferate.

    Your pretense at knowing BK law is great, too. ...
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    Also, anyone who watches GCN/GMBN would think you...

    Also, anyone who watches GCN/GMBN would think you should break out a bucket of soapy water and 3-4 different brushes/sponges and go hog-wild putting a degreaser (soap) everywhere it shouldn't be,...
  26. You lucky bastards, think you could send some of...

    You lucky bastards, think you could send some of that stuff a couple hundred miles west?
  27. Thread: New Wave

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    C'mon, isn't it obvious? "New Wave" music,...

    C'mon, isn't it obvious?

    "New Wave" music, late 70s/early 80s.

    "New Wave" commercial, same era.

    What iconic ski movie features both? Anyone wanna ask Greg Stump?

    Pfurs? Distinctly...
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    True. At ages 17-19, I put this to the test at...

    True. At ages 17-19, I put this to the test at Gaithersburg MD skate park. And then I went & got me a BS in Biology, so I know science!
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    That's wild how you guys can hang at 90deg, or...

    That's wild how you guys can hang at 90deg, or your car can hang at 90deg, from a vertical surface. Like the aliens' spaceship in that movie Arrival.
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    It's inevitable that it would mirror ski choice...

    It's inevitable that it would mirror ski choice discussions in tech talk. Bigger & burlier always. In a sense it's a rebuild or replay of the late 90s/early 00s. Maybe that's an indirect statement...
  31. That's a coup. Being able to persuade them on...

    That's a coup. Being able to persuade them on that existing opportunity is always a win. It's usually ironic* and the muni entity usually imagines it knows better than experienced MTBers on what is...
  32. The more you can convince the govt entity you do...

    The more you can convince the govt entity you do NOT need "beginner-friendly trails," the better off every MTBer will be in the long run, whiny progressive feelings offered contrarily...
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    is there some kind of emergency in the dentistry...

    is there some kind of emergency in the dentistry world, keeping them away from TGR? can't believe nobody's jumped on them at $350, they should go at $300. maybe repaint the tops as DPS?

    worthy...
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    Personally, when I ride, I think of rocks as...

    Personally, when I ride, I think of rocks as hatchet heads, mattocks, sledges and axe heads. Goes a long way toward not cutting my tires. That, and the cost of a new tire.

    Don't have time on...
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    Dammit, this is why I was a bad pitcher in little...

    Dammit, this is why I was a bad pitcher in little league baseball.



    Let us give thanks and praise to Colin Bailey. Resistance is futile, even I am back to DHF front/rear and grumbling at the...
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    Seriously, how does someone who rides 5x/season...

    Seriously, how does someone who rides 5x/season come to conclusions about anything?

    joetron, don't be making fun of Conti's bias ply strategy, it was standard on most car tires until the mid-late...
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    I'm not an MD nor a PT but I've wrecked both...

    I'm not an MD nor a PT but I've wrecked both knees & had both fixed, been through lots of PT. What you're describing sounds like chondromalacia or scar tissue buildup annoying the kneecap's easy...
  38. People dissin' GW Carver like that. Shameful.

    People dissin' GW Carver like that. Shameful.
  39. Absolutely! Some things learned & loved in...

    Absolutely! Some things learned & loved in childhood are worth keeping as an adult. Skiing, riding a bike, eating PBJ.

    I'm prone to over-enjoying the PBJ (raspberry) on a weekly basis so they...
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    In retrospect: I got to demo some Bonafides late...

    In retrospect: I got to demo some Bonafides late in the first season on the Chams. The contrast between the two skis couldn't be greater. Probably same performance envelopes, but entirely...
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    Does look that way. RM comments...

    Does look that way. RM comments.
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    If you're spending $85 or more, Boure...

    If you're spending $85 or more, Boure. Not uberlight fabric like some "liner shorts," Boure shorts are standard lycra. If you get the thin material liners to stay cool, don't wear such heavy shell...
  43. Col Kilgore screaming, "Charlie don't go uphill...

    Col Kilgore screaming, "Charlie don't go uphill on your track!"
  44. Same strategies for MTB long climbs and...

    Same strategies for MTB long climbs and skintracks.

    Figs. Black Mission if you like that rum/whiskey angle, Calmyrna if you love your Fig Newtons.
    Ginger chews.
    Clif shot blocks.
    Clif bars --...
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    Nice work LS. I've been on Cham 1.0 97 since...

    Nice work LS.

    I've been on Cham 1.0 97 since its intro. Bought w/o demo. Confounding ski the first day, actually hated it. Couldn't figure out how to get it to feel like anything other than a...
  46. I can't wait until someone figures out "taste...

    I can't wait until someone figures out "taste prediction" software + cellphone connectivity + MTB boombox so that you could just blast down the hill and your music will change based upon whatever...
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    I'm seeing the potential for some mods to that...

    I'm seeing the potential for some mods to that lawn tractor. What does a fat bike cost? How far can the lawn tractor be modded with that lump of cash?

    I rode snow & ice Sun pm on 26 x 2.5,...
  48. No time to mince words here. Retail customers as...

    No time to mince words here. Retail customers as beta testers! Pioneered by Bill Gates with software, now employed at PacNW's most ...hmmm... prestigious outdoor gear maker?

    I'm not likely ever...
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    I had a friend I skied with in jr high whose dad...

    I had a friend I skied with in jr high whose dad put Cubcos on the whole family's skis. By the late '70s they'd all moved onto more modern bindings, but they skied 'em early-mid 70s. The dad was a...
  50. Yep, dropper posts at half-height, black wreath...

    Yep, dropper posts at half-height, black wreath on my front wheel, singing dirges. I threw dirt on its coffin, it's time for the wake.
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