https://youtu.be/08Khc2wqtCQ

The joys of firefighting.....

Almost got electrocuted at a garage fire while stretching a line, the transformer blew, and the power line dropped and landed about 2 feet from my partner and I.....I...

Bunion, what are the test sites like where your sister and BIL would get tested? The main one here is drive thru, very low exposure risk......

Second round of Pfizer: Arm much sorer at injection site, had ache radiating up shoulder into neck, all gone within twelve hours......5G service has diminished as well......

Apparently fucking not.....

BWAHAHA.....

22 years old....Amazing.

Well shit.

Just got round two of Pfizer...I am BEAMING straight 5G yo!

This small local pillow startup went from like 6,000 followers to over 31,000 in 24 hours.....They also sold three months of inventory in a day. Their Twitter account is hilarious. #OneFreshPillow
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What a catch.

Matthew Cooke. Filmmaker. Worth following on Twitter for sure.

Yep.

That was fucking awesome......

Dude just fucking stop. I have family members who have bought the Stop the Steal, QAnon bullshit hook, line, and sinker. People are dead because of this. Stop making false equivalencies. There are...

Just saw this.....When exactly does the FBI pay this asshole a visit???

In more ways than one...

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2021/01/ivanka-trump-jared-kushner-not-welcome-indian-creek-country-club-mar-a-lago

I'm scheduled for second Pfizer shot on the 19th....I've heard from a few of my coworkers that the aftereffects were significantly worse than the first shot, but only lasted ~12 hours......

For the bothsides and whattabout crowd:

https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/15/politics/capitol-capture-assassinate-elected-officials/index.html

"Capitol rioters intended to assassinate elected...

Thanks Mufasa for everything you do, and well fucking said. Hang in there.

Well this is fucking great: National Guard Briefed on IED Threat to Capitol
https://twitter.com/natashabertrand/status/1349456524838653959?s=21

Dude, Ted Cruz was on Fox this morning claiming the left wing media was taking those comments "out of context"......I shit you not.

PM Rontele?

LOL the QAnon kook with the horns is on a hunger strike......Because the detention center doesn’t have all-organic food..... Can’t make it up:...

Is this directed at me?

It’s real.

The hits just keep on coming......
https://twitter.com/djekin/status/1348360258377412615?s=21

So, my fucking crazy ass SIL and BIL (seriously fucking Qanon, conspiracy believing, bible thumping kooks) DROVE from Texas to DC to attend this shitshow......Now I don’t follow either of them on SM...

It’s another Steep alias.......

Glimmers of reality sneaking I over at 4chan.... Pure. Gold.
https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1348012549149757446?s=21

I read that too, but it’s my understanding that there are multiple copies of the certified ballots spread around, to include one at the National Archives, to prevent this type of thing......There’s a...

Any of you Mags have Parler? Cause the meltdown over there in a few minutes is going to be EPIC. Apple issues 24 hour ultimatum or will scrub Parler from the App Store:...

That is literally fucking incredible.......And I made the mistake of NOT grabbing a drink before I read that. Holy hell.

I don't know if this has been posted, but it's definitely worth the read, and is fucking terrifying: "I Can't Stop Thinking about the Zip-Tie Guys"
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Lulz....good point! and nice new avatar!!!!!

This thread is worthless w/o pictures......:D

Just went to my first Covid funeral today....Family only inside the church, everyone else sat in their cars and listened over the radio....Retired firefighter who I worked with years ago. 58 years...

Joe Scarborough, zero fucks left to give:
https://twitter.com/projectlincoln/status/1347245270673858560?s=21

No charges filed in the Kenosha, WI shooting of Jacob Blake. Seven times, in the back, with kids in the car. Paralyzed for life, I think. Buckle up, Kenosha........

The way I read the directive from the EMSA, the key language is the ROSC (return of spontaneous circulation) requirement. Here in NM, when we work a code, if there is no ROSC after 20 minutes of...

Goddamn Alabama is GOOD......

Holy shot what a kick......

I have zero plans today except nurse my ungodly hangover and pray ND doesn’t lose by triple digits........

Fuck 2020...... Merry New Year, you kooks

4+ hours and I have yet to contemplate cannibalism......Injection site isn’t even sore....

Just got it......They’re making us wait 15 minutes afterwards, apparently to make sure you don’t die, start eating people, or broadcasting in 5G......I am not currently experiencing any of those.....

THIS.

Lulz......Thanks!

Looooooong but brutal read. ‘The Plague Year’
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/01/04/the-plague-year

I’m scheduled for the Pfizer round one tomorrow at 1300.......If you Mags don’t hear from me ever again, it went poorly.......