By "crank," BeanDip means her deisel-powered, elongated device for "massages."

Clowns are afraid of Plakespear. Since valleygirl is also afraid of clowns, and clowns are afraid of Plakespear, and baconzoo can't eat real bacon, that makes clowns afraid of bacon, and bacon give...

Mrs. Roo takes a little too much pleasure in watching me put "soy bomb" on Chaz's man boobs. A little too much pleasure.

You remember the "Soy Bomb" guy that got on the stage with Bob Dylan in the 1998 Grammys? Crazy Canuk took a little too much pleasure while painting the words "Soy Bomb" on the other guy's chest. A...

Irul&Ublo's screen name is actually in reference to his position in the gay porn industry. Hey, at least he's a top.

Uber is slow on the draw.

Also, Ak Telemike has an affinity for boogers that know no bounds. He once traveled to Graceland in order to go booger hunting for Elvis's booger. He is happiest when...

steve's self-effacing gay humor is a cry for help, but mostly just with the dishes.

It's very safe to state that K-Stormchaser has a very, very leaky anus. What's not so safe to state is what is leaking from said anus.

Ubersheist (as stated before) really isn't cool. And he watches Real World far too much. And the Home & Garden Network.

Legoskier has an internal urge to delete posts after he realizes that he's not funny. Ever.

So, therefore... If ever there was a guy who envied the "special" bond between two male gorillas...

Wicked sick's perfect weekend involves drinking a cup of warm milk and/or cocoa that's cooled down to room tempurature while cuddling with his hubby in front of the fire, and dishing out the apple...

WSD doesn't really think it's all that fun. She just wants to fit in with the crowd. And she also has a small crush on Gordon Liddy.

And McWop actually hates his Bros, and he just wants to fit...