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  1. Wears a gold color Members Only jacket every time...

    Wears a gold color Members Only jacket every time he goes out on a hot date.
  2. ^^ is from Peru, Indiana.

    ^^ is from Peru, Indiana.
  3. ^^ Has been known to wear a Kermit costume while...

    ^^ Has been known to wear a Kermit costume while loitering at singles bars.
  4. Wears a helmet, full body padding, and a HANS...

    Wears a helmet, full body padding, and a HANS device, while slowly sledding down bunny slopes.
  5. digitaldeath's real name is Majed Alhamad. ...

    digitaldeath's real name is Majed Alhamad.

    https://www.tetongravity.com/story/adventure/saudi-arabian-man-gets-a-little-too-aspen-extreme-gets-felony-charge
  6. Dobish wishes he were sitting at his desk in an...

    Dobish wishes he were sitting at his desk in an office with "Handbook on Insurance Coverage Disputes" spread out in front of him.... right now. :frown:
  7. Tippster was the prior owner of those dwarves. ...

    Tippster was the prior owner of those dwarves. He sold them to Stone-Free after they complained about being forced to wear traffic cones during Tippster's "sphincterization of the watermelon" party...
  8. Woody knows what it means to suck a Gibson. ...

    Woody knows what it means to suck a Gibson.

    http://www.chroniclejournal.com/includes/CP_stories/43/43361.jpg
  9. Baconzoo is Blurred.

    Baconzoo is Blurred.
  10. Dhelihiker paid $1500 for a day of heli-assisted...

    Dhelihiker paid $1500 for a day of heli-assisted hiking near Flint, MI, and was quoted as reporting "It was epic, brah!"
  11. Tye1on is "servicing" the VP under Cheney's desk...

    Tye1on is "servicing" the VP under Cheney's desk right now, while Tippster is standing by with a handful of kleenex.
  12. Plakespear once had an affair with Ann Coulter.

    Plakespear once had an affair with Ann Coulter.
  13. Andy B is really Highway Star/ Damian Sanders/...

    Andy B is really Highway Star/ Damian Sanders/ Harbl.
  14. Plakespear is really Robbie Shakespeare, reggae...

    Plakespear is really Robbie Shakespeare, reggae bass player extraordinaire:

    http://www.hoperoad.com/Robbie-Shakespeare-web.jpg
  15. Spicoli can "squeal like a piggy." Just ask Ned...

    Spicoli can "squeal like a piggy." Just ask Ned Beatty.
  16. irul&ublo had the chance to bang the woman in his...

    irul&ublo had the chance to bang the woman in his avatar, but had a "performance anxiety" incident.
  17. P_McPoser has a BYU tattoo.

    P_McPoser has a BYU tattoo.
  18. Rontele is really Rontelle, a former member of...

    Rontele is really Rontelle, a former member of the drag-queen tribute to '60s girl groups "The Can't-telles," who was booted out of the band when (s)he came out of the closet during a USO tour of...
  19. This one time, at band camp, GoldMember actually...

    This one time, at band camp, GoldMember actually spray-painted his member gold, and whipped it out in front of his camp counselor to show it off.
  20. Stone-Free is the one kneeling in his avatar.

    Stone-Free is the one kneeling in his avatar.
  21. Midget is 7'10" tall, weighs 350 lbs, and can...

    Midget is 7'10" tall, weighs 350 lbs, and can crush walnuts with his thighs.
  22. After Chuck Norris ripped his finger off in an...

    After Chuck Norris ripped his finger off in an arm-wrestling contest, K-Stormchaser (in an effort to save face and appear more "macho") bit off the rest of the finger, deep-fried it, and ate it in...
  23. steve is posing in AKPM's unclean high-res pics

    steve is posing in AKPM's unclean high-res pics
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