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    Oh, please, Viva. If you ate as much pussy as...

    Oh, please, Viva. If you ate as much pussy as you wish you did you've had plenty of piss on your lips.
    And everyone knows you swallow.
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    I knew a chick who was a pee drinker. I couldn't...

    I knew a chick who was a pee drinker. I couldn't do it. I tried.
  3. Who has the Merry Fistmas link? I hope someone...

    Who has the Merry Fistmas link? I hope someone downloaded it to their drive.
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    Indeed. That's something that has irritated me...

    Indeed. That's something that has irritated me since my first article for the college newspaper uncovered how all the money from the minor sports that thousands enjoyed got reallocated to the...
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    Deregulation is a cornerstone of the republican...

    Deregulation is a cornerstone of the republican mindset. Is Austin turning on the cult? Has he been deprogrammed?

    Does he even realize what he's saying??? BLASPHEMY!!!!
  6. Thread: Hellooooooooo!

    by splat
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    TECH TALK, JONG!!!!!!!!!!

    TECH TALK, JONG!!!!!!!!!!
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    Got a call today from a mag friend who said his...

    Got a call today from a mag friend who said his wife, who's a doctor, woke up smiling after trying my cream.
    He said she has tried 100 CBD lotions and potions but CBD NOW Cream was the only one that...
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    I have two strains of my pot that, when mixed...

    I have two strains of my pot that, when mixed together, I call MDMA because of the overall feeling it gives me.
  9. Fuck. Now we have snow fires? This global...

    Fuck. Now we have snow fires? This global warming is getting out of hand.
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    I can see us doing them again next year, 2FUNKY. ...

    I can see us doing them again next year, 2FUNKY.

    Pfluff - that's hilarious how the three of us got to the same spot by totally different mechanisms.
    Thanks for that detailed side by side...
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    How about containers? They're more dangerous...

    How about containers? They're more dangerous than whales. And there's a lot more of them, I'd bet.

    30-40 years ago, I'd say whale.
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    Talk about heeling that thing over. When the jib...

    Talk about heeling that thing over. When the jib is flying underwater you're killing it.
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    FedEx dropped a pair of skis over the fence and...

    FedEx dropped a pair of skis over the fence and into my yard with a teething Pyrenees who did a bit of damage by the time I found them.

    Your dog, your floor, and your skis look color-coordinated,...
  14. I told you nobody wants to see you in your yoga...

    I told you nobody wants to see you in your yoga pants.
    ...
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    1. Where Keith put the dot is where I calculated...

    1. Where Keith put the dot is where I calculated the line to be before I looked for the dot.
    2. Serially doubt that. Why do you say that?
    3. Ski is designed for a more centered mount. Take that...
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  19. Get me all the info for the sender that would go...

    Get me all the info for the sender that would go on a label. Plus weight and length. I'll see if I can work some magic for you.
  20. Thread: ZBo

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    Z.......we gotta burn again, dood.

    Z.......we gotta burn again, dood.
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    Oh, XXX, you are sooooo slow on the uptake. Read...

    Oh, XXX, you are sooooo slow on the uptake. Read my post, foo.
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    Don't let that 'looks' sway you, N1CK. Fuck...

    Don't let that 'looks' sway you, N1CK. Fuck yeah, they're very center-mounted but fuck yeah that's where they perform. With that itty bitty extra tip height on the 189 over the 186 they will never...
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    She probably needs a thorough physical...

    She probably needs a thorough physical examination to be certain she's up for the rigors of all that activity. We have a number of physicians and physical therapists here on the forum. They now...
  24. Please don't make it necessary to start a thread...

    Please don't make it necessary to start a thread for you grannies to discuss your impertinent mansplaining bullshit.
    This is not the thread for that.
    ¿Entender?

    I'm a bit upset that sex and...
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    Wow. Lots of peeps jumping on the White Saturday...

    Wow. Lots of peeps jumping on the White Saturday Sale and want y'all to know I'm pumping out orders as fast as I can. These prices will run until January 10, so when you don't know what to buy mom...
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    Keith marked them with a bcl for y'all? Well, ...

    Keith marked them with a bcl for y'all? Well, that's cool cause I didn't get his line on mine but I see we're on the same wavelength.

    So there ya have it. That's -6.5 from what N1CK????
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    I just went through this today with a friend on...

    I just went through this today with a friend on his pair, comparing the new Kusala side by side with the original. So here's what I told him...

    BCL on the originals was 99cm from the tip. That's...
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    Dood. There's stuff Bill Gates put in there...

    Dood. There's stuff Bill Gates put in there that'll make people gay democrats targetable from space on the 666 network, mang.
  29. Thread: Depression kills

    by splat
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    Wow. You were like a kid when you showed up at...

    Wow. You were like a kid when you showed up at Alta in, what? 2002? Now your kids are graduating? Damn. I'm really fucking old.
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    My heart goes out to you and your family, Kevo.

    My heart goes out to you and your family, Kevo.
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    So who's gone spinnaker flying?

    So who's gone spinnaker flying?
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W780LSQHbYY
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    https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ImmenseCloudyHellbender-mobile.mp4

    I'm so fukking sick of not being able to embed most videos here.

    I'd like to speak to the manager.
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    Does that mean banks will pay me monthly dividends to borrow money from them???? Sweet.

    Are you fucking high, dude?

    Really, we're not all sitting on edge waiting for you to render your next...
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    I haven't heard of a single mutherfukker who sent...

    I haven't heard of a single mutherfukker who sent back the republican to socialism conversion check even though the thought of socialism is so repulsive to people who have no clue what fascism is.
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    Beaming/reaching downwind is like some kind of...

    Beaming/reaching downwind is like some kind of reward you get after all your beating to weather.
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    Just finished listing my White Saturday sale...

    Just finished listing my White Saturday sale price coupon codes on the website.

    You can now get the cream for $55 and $105 shipped,

    Use coupon codes 55NOW and 105NOW to get the gift that keeps...
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