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    Well, yeah. You bought a machine that may last...

    Well, yeah. You bought a machine that may last twenty years for about 700 bucks after reading biased sales propaganda that convinced you that others are buying machines that only last three years for...
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    Holy shit. "Senate Majority Leader Mitch...

    Holy shit.

    "Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) on Tuesday blamed the Democrats' push to impeach President Trump in January for distracting the Trump administration from the threat...
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    Really? You must have bought a really shitty...

    Really? You must have bought a really shitty washing machine. Three years? Now, just think. If we were all replacing large appliances at that rate, don't you think the market would have adjusted?
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    This is pretty much why we should just let Las...

    This is pretty much why we should just let Las Vegas rot after all this.

    Las Vegas and Coronavirus: Homeless People Placed in a Parking Lot https://nyti.ms/3dLt4Gq

    "The casinos are deserted...
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    That's pretty much what Chapelle was saying in a...

    That's pretty much what Chapelle was saying in a funnier way.
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    You'll change your mind when you see a 2500...

    You'll change your mind when you see a 2500 dollar price tag on a washing machine.
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    If we come out of this like some expect, you'll...

    If we come out of this like some expect, you'll get an effective 10% or even more raise if you just keep your job. Shits going to be a lot cheaper soon.
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    Spoken like somebody that prints money in his...

    Spoken like somebody that prints money in his garage.
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    Doing your best Trump imitation.

    Doing your best Trump imitation.
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    He can't even do wartime industrial management...

    He can't even do wartime industrial management right. What a fuck up.

    Inside G.M.ís Race to Build Ventilators, Before Trumpís Attack https://nyti.ms/2UrMys3
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    Holy shit, the My Pillow guy is on TV next to...

    Holy shit, the My Pillow guy is on TV next to Trump. He's talking about strategy or something. Holy Shit.

    Edit: He just eliminated a large portion of his potential market by talking about God and...
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    Cheers!https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200330/6...

    Cheers!https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200330/65907908e16a8e223781df9dd9c426ce.jpg
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    My big and easy is wiping out all or most student...

    My big and easy is wiping out all or most student debt. That was a ridiculous situation a month ago, and now will just be evil and immoral and totally unproductive. We need smart ambitious young...
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    Kicking Italy when it's down. USA!

    Kicking Italy when it's down. USA!
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    Where are you going to go? Everything is closed.

    Where are you going to go? Everything is closed.
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    This is the next stage. Civil unrest. Not too...

    This is the next stage. Civil unrest. Not too long ago I thought, oh man, a milestone will be closing the subways and metro north. Ironically, they're still running as essential services in a city...
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    People gotta eat.

    People gotta eat.
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    Biden on TV today saying, nope, no way, not on my...

    Biden on TV today saying, nope, no way, not on my watch.
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    The only way I can explain this to myself is to...

    The only way I can explain this to myself is to put my Karl Marx cap on and say that the financiers, the owners of capitol, are fucking overjoyed that labor and assets are going to be so cheap in a...
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    I'm not getting the logic of evictions right now....

    I'm not getting the logic of evictions right now. Who's going to fill that thing over the next few months? The only landlords that have reason to act fast are those subject to rent control and...
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    One wonders if that's the entire reason for the...

    One wonders if that's the entire reason for the screed. Just think of the logistics of towing a fully loaded tractor trailer. Wouldn't it be easier to tap on the window and say, hey, get moving?
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    Bright side is that you may see Lake Mead filling...

    Bright side is that you may see Lake Mead filling back up after all those idiots stop sucking water out of the Colorado for the stupid fountains and golf courses in the desert.
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    Those dogs are going to adapt well to drunks as...

    Those dogs are going to adapt well to drunks as owners.
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    Real ID postponed a year. Real ID Deadline...

    Real ID postponed a year.

    Real ID Deadline Delayed Until Late 2021 Because of Coronavirus https://nyti.ms/2JwDnRb
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    https://www.usatoday.com/in-depth/news/2020/03/21/...

    https://www.usatoday.com/in-depth/news/2020/03/21/coronavirus-how-safely-take-care-someone-sick-covid-19/2866984001/
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    Pics or it didn't happen. Feel better.

    Pics or it didn't happen.

    Feel better.
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    Pleasantly anti semitic rant.

    Pleasantly anti semitic rant.
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    Just remember that Steve Munchin, our present...

    Just remember that Steve Munchin, our present Treasury secretary, was called the "foreclosure king" back in the last financial crisis. He may have plans to profit or advise others to profit off of...
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    Very nihilistic of you, but, the whole point now...

    Very nihilistic of you, but, the whole point now is to manage death better than, fuck it, let it burn.
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    "I did not say that." But sir, may I quote......

    "I did not say that."

    But sir, may I quote...

    "I did not say that."
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    Dude, at this point, you and everyone else has to...

    Dude, at this point, you and everyone else has to accept, it's everywhere. Unless this whole nation goes full ass Italy, we're all screwed. And that is not happening. Good luck. A few weeks ago...
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    AND YOU GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN TOO!

    AND YOU GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN TOO!
  34. That sucks. He's been touring so much. Didn't he...

    That sucks. He's been touring so much. Didn't he have to because he lost money to bad financial management? Like Leonard Cohen? Totally sucks.
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    Just cough a little.

    Just cough a little.
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    You and millions. Surprised futures are so...

    You and millions. Surprised futures are so relatively mellow down right now.
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    Aw man. Just talking to my buddy who is 74 and on...

    Aw man. Just talking to my buddy who is 74 and on chemo, but good. He can bike 30 miles. But so vulnerable.
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    https://castbox.fm/vb/244365235

    https://castbox.fm/vb/244365235
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    Turkey ftw!

    Turkey ftw!
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    Like Buxton and Hatteras.

    Like Buxton and Hatteras.
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    So, a question. Where can I buy a mask? If I...

    So, a question. Where can I buy a mask? If I can't find one, is a Buff ok?
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    Well, he is from Queens.

    Well, he is from Queens.
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    Yeah, I'll pick out my own produce.

    Yeah, I'll pick out my own produce.
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    It's not just hoarding that's stressing food...

    It's not just hoarding that's stressing food markets. It's this enormous shift from prepared, restaraunt food to cooking at home, I'll bet. It's a total shock to our food system. Millions and...
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    You obviously have never spent much time at...

    You obviously have never spent much time at Tuckermans or actually any ski hill if you think most skiers are Einsteins.
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    Steve McQueen won.

    Steve McQueen won.
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    Was this Saturday? Which store?

    Was this Saturday? Which store?
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    Yes. But I'm a little more concerned about the...

    Yes.

    But I'm a little more concerned about the breakdown of social order as "first responders" get ill at the same time they are emptying the jails. And, then yeah, food shortages on top of that.
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    Do you actually think that nobody, I mean nobody...

    Do you actually think that nobody, I mean nobody who was travelling in and out of the state in February to ski hills, from many places, didnt bring the virus before the people supposedly "fleeing"...
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    That one flew right over your head and is...

    That one flew right over your head and is dripping down the wall behind you.
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