Stop getting your Chinese Gu all over my Silver Medal Thread!

This thread is for chugging syrup and dominating Super G.

I am so totally going over to the women's hockey dorm later.

Is he the small guy with the dark hair?

ack there's cameras everywhere! I can hardly have my speaker phone conversation with Iceman.

I'm pretty fired up, that was a little more like it

sometimes I get jealous of all these figure skating guys getting to heft the beautiful skating ladies...

I propose a new sport: figure skiing...like pairs ballet-skiing, but also adding speed to...

I got Bryce Bennett to scare the shit out of that little commie who took my phone. They see him and yell "Yao Ming! Yao Ming!"

It's great snow to race on. Little slappy on the landings, but a lot better than fighting with ruts.

You guys it is so friggin cold and windy up here.

Planning on winning this on skiing, but I wouldn't mind a fat push of tailwind through the canyon.

This whole situation is tremendous!

Everything is going fantastic!

Hello, I am American. I am posting this to announce that we have arrived in a beautiful and powerful China. Everyone here is very happy and healthy. I have a lot of respect here and I eat great every...

No such thing. I'm at an elite world-class level of trying. That's what gets you into the start gate of an actual, literal, Televised Official Chinese Downhill, my friend.



Which one is Spook?...

Us speed event guys love back bowls. There's an amazeballs back bowlz at Snowbird, you can even set a pretty snappy little Super G course back there.

Also need to clarify: when I said earlier I...

Not my favorite course.

Thanks, I'm feeling great about my chances!

I can't wait to get on that sketchy white ribbon of death.

I am the breezy johnson of men

I am preparing to crush the Olympic competition and become a legend.