"I hope they've groomed all the runs, I don't want to have to deal with a bunch of deep snow."

-overhead from a trophy wife at the Starbucks in Dumont this morning on my way up to Loveland

You have spoken the truth. The people like most of us that wear their passes out, pack a lunch, and pocket a flask aren't keeping the mountains open, that's for sure.

Easily the funniest thing I've read in this thread