I hope you said yes. I get attacked by them all the time.

Aren’t those rebranded Dynastars from ten years ago?

I grew up in MN. Even on a -30F day, after driving to the store, there was never a reason to keep the car running. In the ten minutes it takes to go in and buy something, the car and it’s engine...

No shit; how cold is their car gonna get in ten minutes? Suck it up, buttercups.

^^^ That is actually pretty awesome. No helmets I assume?

Don’t your poles have plastic handles? I mean you’re not actually holding the metal shaft, right?

In Gweneth’s defense, it’s hard to ski in control with a jade egg in your vagina.

Smith V-Bends; you know you want them.

^^^ Yeah, don’t reach down to brace a fall. Also, don’t cross your arms across your chest to avoid reaching down, thereby landing on your crossed arms, jamming your elbow into your ribs, and...

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I’ve been skiing for more than 40 years. In that time, I’ve been on chairs with blatantly racist assholes, clueless newbies who wanted to learn, clueless newbies who refused to learn, ear-bud...

^^ I’ll give him that one... :-)

A good friend of mine is a professor at a college in Ohio. I asked him how he manages to not stare and drool at coeds all day long; “Easy; I just ask them a...

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^^^ 49N? I bet I know those clowns. Lol

^^^ That is awesome.

^^^ She’s probably single by now, so go for it...

I was at Bachelor today. There was nothing open that was a “minefield” or “outright dangerous”. Thin in spots? Yes. People hit rocks, no question, and some ptex was sacrificed. But Jebus, if...

^^^ Movement Flyswatters anyone? Don’t see many of them around anymore...

Somebody lost the Thule key.

^^^ That is awesome.

You know the locals call it "49%", as in actual snow totals are 49% of what they report.

That does look awesome. Did you see those ridden?

Take a look at a bro-brah's skis at Big Sky; the bases look like Danny Trejo's face.

More people sitting on the couch means less people in my way on the trails.

^^^ Well, he has a point...

Overheard at Bachelor yesterday:

Guy #1: "dude, I think these are girls pants. They fit weird."

Guy #2: "yeah, I think so. But they match your jacket."

^^^ A few years ago, there was a crew that used to hit A-Basin on monoboards regularly. Pretty cool guys, actually; they said all their friends took up tele to be "different" so they figured they'd...

Charade? What?!

^^^ I've been known to ski in a pink gorilla suit...

Little kid, to her friend:

It would be awesome to be a bear up here.

Why?

All-you-can-eat people.

Shh, I think it's trying to communicate...

^^^ you mean tighty brownies... Holy crap! More details?

Yeah, but if I stood near you on the outside patio and blew farts at you for five minutes, you'd be annoyed. Smoking stinks, do it somewhere else. But if some asshole swung a ski pole at a smoking...

Guy on lift, after noticing I was on tele gear: "so, how do you like cross country?"

sadfist, you ski A-Basin?