They're just making boarderoy.

This is the right take. Nothing makes me eye roll harder than watching a reasonably athletic but largely inexperienced group of dudes (always dudes. Often on a snowboard) butt-slide into something...

A few years ago at a ski-themed school fundraiser my wife put her hair in pigtails, tied an oversized baby Yoda stuffy to her butt and two normal sized ones to her knees. Everyone got the joke,...

Wait, do you guys not know how to use the 3 seashells?
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When did you work at Sugarbush? I worked there in kids' ski school the winter of '01 - '02.

Traversing out to Pali at kw Sunday. Full on pow day. Two college aged idiots laying down in the traverse track as I roll up.

Idiot: do u know if this leads to Palisades?
Me: you're in Palisades...

Ran into an old acquaintance of mine in SF over the weekend. We ended up talking about the fact that he had been up to Squaw on Saturday (the day before) and I asked why they bailed and missed the...

Self-awareness is the first step towards recovery....