Are your phone? I don't have an Instagram account or the app, and it allows me to watch it once on a web browser if I click on the link from my phone.

Anyway, it's an 88 year old grandma that...

Wow, so cool! What's that? Oh, no, I'm OK, I just got something in my eye.

Not quite a gaper quote, but it came definitely from the heart. Overheard from the chairlift as someone came crawling out from some dense trees:

- Hey Frank?
- Yeah?
- Fuck you!
- Sorry, man,I...

Not a quote, but a gaper move. Ski bro in line this past weekend, sipping from his White Claw, got to the part where you alternate with the line next to yours. But his bros were not back down yet so...

I don't think I've shared this one. Bluebird weekend at Mammoth, probably around this past March.

We were coming down one of the blue/black runs, and we saw below us a group of people stopped and...

For closing day at a local hill I thought about going dressed up as a Full Gaper: jeans, tucked into the boots, an oversized sweater, fake rental stickers on everything, carrying my skis hugging them...

"Instructions? I don't need to read the instructions"

I would like to see how their Ikea furniture looks like!

Yeah. At first I thought I didn't hear correctly or misinterpreted what happened, but my wife heard the same thing. I sincerely hope that it's just that he was totally clueless and thought that some...

Or hasn't even heard about it, since it seems that he has his head up his ass and his foot in his mouth (quite the contortionist, actually).

Recently (so it must have been Alpine Meadows or...

This past November, at Alpine Meadows, it was early in the season so it wasn't busy but only a few chairs were running and lines were long. I was at Roundhouse Express, and the line was back to the...

I got back last week from skiing in Europe for a week. I got used to the routine of sitting down in chair / bar comes down.

I have to admit that this past weekend, when riding a chair back in the...

Maybe we were not in on the joke? I saw another denim champion this past weekend. No helmet, no goggles or sunglasses, no gloves. OK skier, seemed to be in his 30s, in denim and a sweatshirt, with...