Gaper, maybe. Stoned, definitely.

"I heard this winter is supposed to be huge."

That's funny, they do that here in JP too.

"What are those skis used for?"
"They're not skis, they're wings. And they're used for flying."
... /crickets.

Works every time.

You've never done that? Tried twice then said fuck it and let them lay on the ground? 4 or 7 times might have been funny, but twice is standard. Apparently you didn't grow up racing boiler plate....

me- How are ya today?
him- my back is fucked.
me- what happened?
him- some idiot built the jump wrong. There was a big divot in the landing.

"discuss..."