I'm standing at the bus stop with a pair of beat up Lib Tech Skis and some new armada's that haven't been mounted yet and this old goat walks up to me...

goat: "you know what's wrong with your...

Lift bar drops down on the back of my head...
"oh, Sorry"

Standing at the bottom of Sublette chair in JH, liftie telling everyone it's about to close for the day.

Dude #1: "I think I'm good, I'm tired, I'll see you guys down at McCollister's (umm, you...