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  1. Nobody wants to see your quivering pole.

    Nobody wants to see your quivering pole.
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    Incredible... Chad’s!!! Can’t make this...

    Incredible...

    Chad’s!!!

    Can’t make this shit up!
    In fucking credible
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    I’m going to have my eyes peeled, I hope to see...

    I’m going to have my eyes peeled, I hope to see one of these in person.
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    I’ve never once seen one of these irl. I suspect...

    I’ve never once seen one of these irl. I suspect the overall combo of very cold season then very wet season then thick mosquito and black fly season may render that setup more problematic where I...
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    Yeah I could see the advantage for a parking lot...

    Yeah I could see the advantage for a parking lot scenario. I don’t know why that didn’t occur to me. Durr
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    I accept there must be something to it, and...

    I accept there must be something to it, and because I’m a dipshit and I don’t know anyone who has one I can inspect and try, I’m curious what I’m missing.
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    I don’t get why a $5000 tent affixed to your roof...

    I don’t get why a $5000 tent affixed to your roof is better than a $200 tent on the ground you can put anywhere, including your roof...but again, why there?
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    Interesting!

    Interesting!
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    Man, wtf are those Volants!?

    Man, wtf are those Volants!?
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    That’s one of many reasons I always pack plenty...

    That’s one of many reasons I always pack plenty of fish pellets in my cargo pants when I go to the fish park.
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    Well, yeah...that’s one of many reasons I always...

    Well, yeah...that’s one of many reasons I always pack plenty of tater tots in my cargo pants if I have to go downstate.
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    Cutting scenes out of the wire is ironic. “All...

    Cutting scenes out of the wire is ironic.
    “All the pieces matter.”
    :nonono2:
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    And yet they continue breathing!

    And yet they continue breathing!
  14. Cornering the market eh?

    Cornering the market eh?
  15. Is smuggler’s notch a euphemism for vagina? I...

    Is smuggler’s notch a euphemism for vagina?
    I mean, a vagina is a notch wherein one might smuggle stuff...think about it...
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    Someday, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but...

    Someday, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday, sure as you eat and drink and breathe, you will shit yourself...and then your own anti-pants-shitter haterade will splash back upon you.
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    Yessss!!!

    Yessss!!!
  18. Dude, I looked at the streetview near that chute,...

    Dude, I looked at the streetview near that chute, what a clusterfuck.

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    I don’t know how you guys deal with that shit day in and day out.
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    I’m so sick of the bullshit

    I’m so sick of the bullshit
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    365095 Can anyone explain me the logic of...

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    Can anyone explain me the logic of wearing a mask when standing, but you can take it off when seated? Same air, same aerosols.
    What possible basis exists for that seated/standing logic?...
  21. You’ll sympathize with my hyundai and you’ll like...

    You’ll sympathize with my hyundai and you’ll like it
  22. My wife’s hyundai only has a sealing solution and...

    My wife’s hyundai only has a sealing solution and an electric pump.

    Yeah!

    Rusty hyundai comin to ur chutez with no spares, no donutz, no AAA...full rawdog sendatorium
  23. Josh- It’s awesome to see after all these...

    Josh-
    It’s awesome to see after all these years, while I got old and fat you’re the same Josh and skiing better than ever.

    I ski with Mustonen a lot, skiing-wise I promise he’ll take your...
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    That happened to some random canadian hauling ass...

    That happened to some random canadian hauling ass trying to get the last ferry from port angeles to Victoria right at twilight. He gets up, shows me (I’m on duty working for the ferry) his scraped...
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    Thx... It’s cool to have that freedom and...

    Thx...

    It’s cool to have that freedom and sense of adventure, but there’s a downside for sure
  26. I have a pair of FTs with the lower removed. Fit...

    I have a pair of FTs with the lower removed. Fit dialed, no problem.
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    i-TMV8Yz9wo

    i-TMV8Yz9wo
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    My old honda VF750 v-4 engine had a complicated...

    My old honda VF750 v-4 engine had a complicated cluster of 4 cv carbs in a v. One day I was rejetting them for the first time, so I was really concentrating on all the little parts and not dropping...
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    My old coyote dog used to get elk legs from my...

    My old coyote dog used to get elk legs from my buddy, and she would just be in another world gnawing for hours. She loved that shit so much she wouldn’t let me take them away.

    So now, with the...
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    Yeah, I’m interested in your thoughts.

    Yeah, I’m interested in your thoughts.
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    At 3:48 ... On raichles HxG1yBT0Z98 So...

    At 3:48 ...
    On raichles
    HxG1yBT0Z98




    So are the nooks and crannies of northern NM.
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    The other day: 364710 Here he is this fall,...

    The other day:
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    Here he is this fall, snout covered in some gelatinous dead thing:
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    I’m about to come unstuck listening to this guy

    I’m about to come unstuck listening to this guy
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    I hereby propose an electric-shock dog collar...

    I hereby propose an electric-shock dog collar that shocks this flight of the conchords dude whenever he says “comes unstuck” or “holy damn” or jisms in his pants about a new zealand skier.
  35. Stand by for the most gapic post ever, but: ...

    Stand by for the most gapic post ever, but:

    Fwiw: in western resort skiing, and when I was younger and aspiring to be in the comp and media scene, I always tried to mix two styles: mogul-based...
  36. That’s awesome until your local scales back their...

    That’s awesome until your local scales back their hours so they’re only open when they know they’ll be busy.
    We’ve had various versions of that where I live and it sucks ass.
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    What I see here is somebody who lived with...

    What I see here is somebody who lived with aggression and confrontation and paranoia, so when his tissues and functions deteriorated in a way that made it impossible to properly assess reality, his...
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    Somewhere, Bmills just had sudden unexplained...

    Somewhere, Bmills just had sudden unexplained splitting headache.
  39. Just did the inflation calc...if memory serves, I...

    Just did the inflation calc...if memory serves, I used to get a midweek Taos pass with lots of holiday blackouts for today’s equivalent of about $2,000.
    We skied shittier gear, we had ratty...
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    Maybe a party foul to make it about the movie,...

    Maybe a party foul to make it about the movie, but that movie is a masterpiece
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    Magical sparklefluff fairydust carpetbuff today: ...

    Magical sparklefluff fairydust carpetbuff today:

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  42. Not to seem hostile, but are you sure? Can I...

    Not to seem hostile, but are you sure?

    Can I get a 2nd opinion? Paging Woodsy...
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    Yeah, cool how it arranges in waves so on a sunny...

    Yeah, cool how it arranges in waves so on a sunny day you get an hour of snow, then an hour of Sun...back and forth.
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    Actually he’s down near you (!)... But I can’t...

    Actually he’s down near you (!)...

    But I can’t even imagine getting those out of being displayed in his home without actually showing up there myself.. :biggrin:
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    I had that same exact ski in a 218... At one...

    I had that same exact ski in a 218...

    At one point in a tuck at 60-70mph a little iceball came through that fucking tip and stung the fuck out of my nose/upper lip. It was memorable.
    When...
  48. ZIxmrvbMeKc State full of ornery fucks

    ZIxmrvbMeKc

    State full of ornery fucks
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    The other week there were lots of sirens passing...

    The other week there were lots of sirens passing my house so I turned on broadcastify...I end up hearing a separate medical helicopter response to a MVA at the intersection of two rural highways in...
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    Skiing from Mohawk, near the awkwardly-named Gay...

    Skiing from Mohawk, near the awkwardly-named Gay Mohawk road in fact, for a few days if anyone else is up here. The dump machine is offline, but we’re now at butter Cadillac not-hitting-shit full...
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