Then there's always the gem my wife caught at Wolf Creek...

Texan in duster and face mask "You must not be a very good skier to be skiing in a (cowboy) hat!"

Texan in Carharts and said hat...

While living in WinterPark, this was one of my all time favorites. After I stopped laughing in the Texans face, I told him..
"Theyre Volkswagen beetles. We just start em' up and park them in the...