from the online comments left on fark.com regarding the 5FLOORSOFFURY vid:

"I don't do that much skiing, but I can't imagine it's good for your boots to be trekking for miles on asphalt in them. ...

this beauty showed up for sale just now. skied twice, although i think that's an exaggeration:

http://i.imgur.com/ZY6wx0U.png

also "I didn't really get a chance to carve too much!"

every time i ride the lift with someone i don't know on a pow day i complain about the snow being too deep. gets the jongs all riled up.

(yes, i am a douche. why d'you ask?)

i covered this on page 1 of this thread, JONG!

ps: Pulverschwein wins. thread over.

close, but no cigar.

next you'll be saying you're the best skier on this forum.

you misspelled "snowblades" :p

but so are clothing, goggles, helmets, stickers, topsheets, first chair, first tracks and that beer aprés.

skiing is a narcissistic sport. the problem is the snobbery associated with narcissism.

for every snob who only wears their cam in the backcountry there are 10 kids in the resort who see a helmet cam and say "this is cool, i'd like to have that!". i'm with them.

... and the latest incarnation of the ski snob is born.

who gives a fuck if people wear cameras inbound? mind your own skiing. fucking twits.

^ i like.

"a fine blueberry day"

Colorado strikes again:

"The latter part of this week I had to be in Calgary for a business meeting. I had one extra day to ski, Thursday. But I had to be back in Calgary for a 6:30 PM meeting,...

the most annoying part was hogging the left lane on the highway for prolonged periods. people like that should be shot.

from the powder photo annual. distinctly visible above the "deer in headlights" look: gaper gap suntan.

http://stk.tetongravity.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=86944

it would be less...

i intentionally run over beginner snowboarders because they can't catch me, the flailing jongs!

what is this i don't even

http://www.biglines.com/photos/normal/biglines_53439.jpg

2 "Keeping It Real" pics - Page 2 - Teton Gravity Research Forums

i swear, the next person who claims a "bumps in the summer" story as their own is going to get it.

fucking unoriginal jongs.

In the last two weeks a personal locator beacon has sent Colorado’s Alpine Rescue Team into a frenzy only to be deactivated once they commence their search. The ACR PLB-300 MicrOFix is an older model...

i'm sure the kid had brought all his buddies with him to show-off his hardcore "hey, i'm a local now" knowledge of the "hard parts", eh?

similar story from some time ago: a friend just starting up...

* avy bomb goes off in the distance *
skier calls his friend somewhere else on the mountain on his cellphone: "did you hear the avalanche? oh, just 20 seconds ago!"

"Of course I'm an expert skier: I post on TGR!"