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  1. ^versatile in all positions, me thinks

    ^versatile in all positions, me thinks
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    ^what?

    ^what?
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    ^Be specific, how should the self fucking be...

    ^Be specific, how should the self fucking be consummated.
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    a1v638jJiy4

    a1v638jJiy4
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    Xxz2m7BFBrU

    Xxz2m7BFBrU
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    You will never have the shear joy of skiing with...

    You will never have the shear joy of skiing with your child.
    That is truly fucking one's self.
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    Self love, that Greek dude did it......

    Self love, that Greek dude did it......
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    Rake

    Rake
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    Ways to fuck one's self

    Let us count the ways.
    The good, bad and ugly.
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    ^what does one fucking one's self entail? I...

    ^what does one fucking one's self entail?
    I think this needs to be explained.
    Starting a thread about it 3,2.........
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    Imagine......

    Imagine......
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    Probably should get some plea to Ullr pics of...

    Probably should get some plea to Ullr pics of her.
    When she becomes qualified, see the rules.
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    Fishing, Fisting Catching, releasing.

    Fishing, Fisting
    Catching, releasing.
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    So Jr and I stop into McDonald's, which was...

    So Jr and I stop into McDonald's, which was annoying to begin with.
    But low and behold, they have the convented McRib on the electronic ordering thing. I'm all stoked to eat so nasty but tasty...
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    Opera

    Opera
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    I seem to remember you putting yourself in the...

    I seem to remember you putting yourself in the hospital from skiing, an ass kicking doesn't seem to bad, in comparison. I could be wrong, just trying to add perspective.
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    I noticed, when looking at real estate in SLC,...

    I noticed, when looking at real estate in SLC, that basements were counted in sq footage. I was surprised because most places do not count sq footage below grade. Must be a MoMo thing.
  18. Vagina Surveys Inc. Lead surveyor

    Vagina Surveys Inc.
    Lead surveyor
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    Fayetteville

    Fayetteville
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    Throbbing

    Throbbing
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    I get a lot done around the house due to my...

    I get a lot done around the house due to my addiction. I have never smoked inside my houses, even when living alone. When I need to feed my addiction, I make myself do some outside task that needs...
  22. Kinda like keeping the oil tank 1/4 full.....

    Kinda like keeping the oil tank 1/4 full.....
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    Man

    Man
  24. Then put it in an amazon box with renters name on...

    Then put it in an amazon box with renters name on it, slumlording ain't easy.
  25. Just stop by and throw dog shit on the porch...

    Just stop by and throw dog shit on the porch every morning, that'll get your point across.
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    Bdsm

    Bdsm
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    Ski

    Ski
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    Monkey

    Monkey
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    The mind is its own place, and in itself Can...

    The mind is its own place, and in itself

    Can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.

    Milton
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    Never saw this thread before, some you boys have...

    Never saw this thread before, some you boys have a lot of guitars.
    76 Ibenez lawsuit still completely stock.
    12 string ovation acoustic
    6 fender acoustic
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    ^pretty sure I got laid right there, but don't...

    ^pretty sure I got laid right there, but don't worry the cum is probably gone, cuz it was more than three decades ago.
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    Gerbil and capris

    Gerbil and capris
  33. Thread: Torch & Twang

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    6o26HgKCcT0

    6o26HgKCcT0
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    And you'll be posing for the plea to Ullr thread...

    And you'll be posing for the plea to Ullr thread soon?
    I suggest a bacon bikini.
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    Thank you Jesus

    Thank you Jesus
  36. They're just like your ex, only different, sorta.

    They're just like your ex, only different, sorta.
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    Yeah we moved a few times. Still going strong 25...

    Yeah we moved a few times. Still going strong 25 years later. Worked at the Microsoft campus until he was 70, and wore his suit, those kids can't write code for shit he would say. The only reason...
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    There was even a approved pin stripe width, dad...

    There was even a approved pin stripe width, dad did 35 years with 'em.
  39. Looks like fun to me^^

    Looks like fun to me^^
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    ^the trifecta of annoyance, gapers, new Jersey...

    ^the trifecta of annoyance, gapers, new Jersey and a mall.
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    ^pro tip, don't go to the mall, ever. It's...

    ^pro tip, don't go to the mall, ever. It's annoying.
  42. Landfills are just storage areas for future use,...

    Landfills are just storage areas for future use, when the materials become scarce. OP, do you wear your apron will reading community emails?
  43. Jet black hair and a red bush, never knew that...

    Jet black hair and a red bush, never knew that comb existed, Portuguese and American Indian mix.
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    Booze

    Booze
  45. As long as you use the preferred pronoun, and...

    As long as you use the preferred pronoun, and don't cast racial aspersions, that sounds fair.
  46. You could make like two maybe three el hefe's...

    You could make like two maybe three el hefe's girl out a her. Maybe that's why old bone likes um like that, it's like a threesome, what say you bones?
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    https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/hello...

    https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/hello-earthlings-we-are-here-to-destroy-you

    When they let 5th graders write for what was once a pretty good magazine.
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    mAm7wAbeEsc

    mAm7wAbeEsc
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    Look here bunny boy, the architecture and food...

    Look here bunny boy, the architecture and food pics are lovely and all, but some creeper pics of hot Italian women would be nice also. Ya' feel me brah?
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    Cement...

    Cement boothttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20191101/a5828765df1761e4df7b94e780ca40c9.jpg

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