New Orleans Louis Armstrong International is a very nice new facility but the Delta lounge is the size of a broom closet. WTF?

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I'm in New Orleans and I've truly lost track. It's awesome.

I will not participate in drink shaming on a Sunday morning.

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You know, I worked on a few commercials with Englebert's daughter back in the day and she was a real sweetheart - gracious, engaging, funny, never complained in shitty conditions. Not your typical...

The hike from the B gates to the Delta lounge at SLC still sucks hairy balls.

Probably made just as many of your moms and grams panties wet as Elvis and the Beatles so let him in.

The Rock HoF is kind of a joke anyway.

maybe it's the old bartender in me but let's see some ID for the first five

Is this what's on faux news lately?

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I'm going to have to check that out, see if it's influenced by Tampopo at all.

Nice

Does Barry Melrose live under a bridge?

Had to do it

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LOL my wife worked a job with her back in those days and wanted to KILL her.

Whackjob.

Shelly was always hotter than Audrey. Now she's a smoking hot MILF in Riverdale.

No way, the 30's are the best years. Old enough to have things figured out, and young enough to take advantage of it. I'll take the 30's over the teen years any day.

Sunday mornings my girl and I would take the Sunday paper down to Melocream donuts, pick up a couple giant apple fritters and large coffees and sit on the lifeguard stand for a couple hours.

No...

Because your mom's gigantic ass needs to fit inside.

He'll look good in a Dallass Cowgirls uniform.

Wifey and I actually went to Newport for a wedding, her roommate from college - Darien CT blue blood families, reception was at one of those gigantic mansions on the water. I think she was the...

I love Rhode Island.

We knew a dude who worked as a delivery guy for a liquor distributor during the America's Cup years, holy shit that sounded like a good time.

Wifey and I saw the Breeders and Mazzy Star on back to back nights at the Hollywood Palace c. '93, those were fantastic shows. I'd do anything for Hope Sandoval.

Lived in Hermosa Beach 90-97, a little 1 bed, 1 bath 800 sq foot bungalow 3 blocks to the beach with a yard and a model T sized garage. Rent was $850 a month and roommate was a hot redhead...

I ain't scared

This is more painful than your shoulder injury.

Just use Kelleher.

Fuck yeah. Thankfully I'm out of the rental business for awhile.

LVT is the shit for mud rooms, laundry rooms, and workout rooms.

Only reason to use it in any other living area is if you have a pack of psycho dogs who will tear up anything else on the floor.

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May 9.

use some heat.

Shoulder went pop in July of 2020, saw the butcher 2nd week in August, MRI was a week later but really a formality - torn biceps tendon and torn rotator cuff. Spent the next 3 weeks clearing my...

Yeah, when Kelleher at Alpine carved my shoulder up like a Thanksgiving turkey, he wanted me to take almost all the season off. I bargained for January 1 and he said fine, just don't fall down.

Happy mom's day.

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You gotta remove the trim/stop on the outside, tapping a thin 1" putty knife with a hammer in between the stop and the sash material will usually separate it (yes it might ruin the edge of the putty...

Missing leaves - deer. They'll bite 'em off clean. Really, they're worse than rabbits.

Apple fed deer is fine table fare.

Deer love to eat roses. A deer will eat the fender off your car if they were hungry enough.

And another deer hunter is born.

I'm not hypersensitive.

I actually took some art history classes and loved them. If I was to do it all over again I would be an art history major. Conservatorship, study, preservation and collections fascinate me. We had...

I was waiting for that.

But Baker would be likeable.

Time to start arguing that everyone should be ER doctors!

LOL ownership or management is less abusive..

Maybe the commercials this year are going to be Baker cashing fat checks while going fishing on Sundays, boning Emily, day drinking, and saying fuck it to a regular 9-5 job.

I like how everyone calls for more trade schooling but assumes that's free, too? Lots of people coming out of trade school have shit tons of debt, and while journey positions can pay well enough to...