https://c.tenor.com/dZvd95F_Vl4AAAAd/princess-bride-where-were-we.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=x_Q9ynm2Rfg

Have you checked out Canadian divorce laws? That’s quite the binding contract in that country.

you got a better chance of catching the train to hogwarts than getting permanent resident status in the switzerlands…





fact.

thinking ‘bout a vasectomy?

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save the time, hassle and expense and do your own fucking vasectomy…


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Pretty sure there are dozens of daily flights from Dallas Fort Worth to Vegas.

It doesn’t seem like any of the safe places that also have snow are easy to move to.

high value and high tech yet highly dependent on resources from a known enemy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=1BG7bzkvek0

pretty sweet sunset over the old gravel pit tonight…


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fact.

$100,000,000.00 and no ski racks or tuning room? fuckin' posers...



and what the fuck is with that statue of a dude jerkin off?
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how the fuck does that even happen? now i gotta go find some caulk on a holiday…


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remember, when you go back to work at that ski area this winter, snowmaking at night means skiing all day.






fact.

yer pet rock is hudge...

vanlife.!.?

i dunno... guess ima gonna havta see one of them snowblowers workin' it before i can confidently lay out the cash to do battle with a couple of feet of tug hill lake effect.

OK, I got ask about the snow blower. How well does that work? How long does the battery last in the cold? And how cold can you use that battery? I assume you have to bring the batteries inside for...

have you tried the Cooks recipe? pretty easy and straight forward.

https://www.food.com/amp/recipe/chinese-barbecued-pork-char-siu-cooks-illustrated-408646


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the first is still the best…
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fact.

hidey cat in plain sight.

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Funny how this sack of shits random mudderings carry any weight at all.

It’s almost like she didn’t think this through at all.

the Horn Dorset is like a stream of bat piss… it shines out like a shaft a gold when all around is dark.





fact.

yeah, the name is fairly ironic seeing as how phoenix did not so much rise from the ashes as just wallow deep in them….







upstate fact.

aw, benny was alright… ‘cept when he wasn’t.

https://www.nny360.com/news/the-100-year-anniversary-of-the-great-phoenix-fire-1916/article_383e0d9e-e440-52f0-9add-654fd99b107c.html

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things always look better from afar. hard to see all them meth addicted in the daytime… they tend to scurry from the light.


things have improved only slightly since the fire burned through.
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lock 1 in pheonix gots a produce stand next to it on the north side of the drawbridge.

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they make bank everytime the grand caribe comes through when they load ‘em up with a week or so...

you wanna work at Safeway?

yep, we pay $1.26 more than a vermont walmart... so, we got that going for us.

you looking for an entry-level seasonal job, or you just bitchin’ cause you can’t meet “minimum requirements”?

yer gonna wanna get yer resevations in early then. yer gonna be competing with lottsa natives for lodging along with the usual foreign rabble.

and, yep, we are hiring… are you listening Fred? i got your slower pace of life right here, pal. you too could be an aquatic elevator operator!

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the locks have different size valves depending on their height and all the lock chambers are the same width and length. the highest drop is 40.5 feet and the shortest is 6 feet. so, regardless of the...

Have you guys sent a PM to Benny Profane to get posting permissions?

TSA checks pretty closely who is getting on the airplane no matter where the fuck it’s going, and the airlines are pretty fanatical about matching passengers and luggage before the plane can depart...

heh.

I’m wondering where she got the fake passport. A fake passport that was able to get through Homeland security and their scanners without being detected. I would like to think those are not easy to...

From Benny Profane, send him a PM and he’ll hook you up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1Syd7kRIuk

he was the other party to the chaos. blocking him out was cuddy dude's revenge. they were separated by management before the shitstorm got to me. i got the play by play over the phone... in person, i...

Oh, and if you’re really set on staying on a house “boat “. Make sure that you look at the pictures closely. There’s a lot of houses that are built on barges which is not the same thing as a...

Same thing, my info is probably way out of date. We did The houseboats twice and the apartments two or three times too. We used a company called the citymundo.com which was a precursor to an Airbnb...

packin’ ‘em in like sardines today… should’ve been one more as you can see in the background. but, apparently, that little fucker down there in front got in a fight with that big fucker up there in...

she won’t come in until she finds the real killer…
the one armed woman.

this just gets more ridiculous every time you type it... do you get paid by the word?

fuck off mule sniffer...

What the Fuck?

https://www.suicide6.com/


I do not approve of this action.



fact.

political ships take time to sink…


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trolls get hungry for attention…

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