All depends on conditions.

Something tells me that both of us are so uncool and un core that we would actually share parking tips with each other, so, yeah, I guess.

Google, shithead. It's a thing.

Thank you.

Wrong thread.

Jezuz, fuck Mammoth, if that's the attitude.

You guys are going to be all core about a fucking parking question. No way.

And the hotel over by the Main Lodge isn't called Main Lodge, morons.

Why is this so complicated? What the fuck.

I'll have a car. Is there plenty of parking?

Ah, that explains the cheap Marriot. Is there lodging at the Main lodge side? WTF, if everyone has to drive, whatever.

How about bunnies?

12 years and counting.


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I dont think so. Final deferral date is in April.

We are monkeys with money and guns.

Tom Waits

Or that Immaculate Conception thing. Uh huh, yeah, sure Mary, it was God. Right.

C'mon, weren't you paying attention for the last year? Trump washed his hands of the problem. He literally said, it's the state's ball now at the end. He always said it was the state's problem as far...

I also blame the lack of sports this past year for a lot of this crap. That is some serious cult like devotion your average fan displays, and it's been a year of no congregating in the churches of...

Not a fan of that guy, but, yeah, exactly.

It's replacing religion. You have to admit, that whole Jesus story is right up there with Qnon. If you believed that at one point, you'll believe most anything.

Daddy: "Hey, I can't find my pass."

Yeah, the skeptic in me is prepared for no renewal price after deferral.

Drove across Kansas a few years ago and got Mike Huckabee's show out of boredom, but, it was fascinating. He really didn't say anything, but, he was incredibly charming about it. Bet he appeals to...

Don't they have the internet?

He's not an economist, but he plays one on TV.

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Especially for Texans.

How's Mammoth late April? Does Yosemite get crowded then? Never been to either.

I saw a spokesman for an umbrella organization of the national nursing home industry on CNN say that the effectiveness of the vaccines to the first recipients is off the chart fantastic. Like going...

You must love to shovel snow and cut grass.

Damn.

Dude, really? There was no fucking way I was going to get into a metal tube that flew with a hundred other people just to ski. I know some people here did, and, personally, shame on them. And, lucky...

Now I'm really happy I rolled my 20/21 pass over to next season just last week. Never used it.

Yeah. I will be fully vaccinated by April. Was considering ABasin, but, hmmmm...

No, arrival.

What's the best airport from the east?

Hmmmm

You were probably high.

Hmmmmm

Never been to Mammoth.

How's Mammoth these days?

Maybe time for Benny YouTube channel.

Whatdoyamean "if" you're high?

Did it involve a pole?

Well, let's just take the wind out of the sails of any substantial Vermont appreciation.
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Sheesh, I went over there and cracked a sort of ethnic joke of sorts, and some snowflake got offended. I mean. they're talking about fucking poles. Seriously.

I hiked up to Mary's Nipple at Targhee once, and it was one of the few times I had to put skis on a steep slope that was hard, and a patrolman came along and showed me a cool technique. You place a...

There is an autobiography out there, I didn't read it.

By the way, I'm half Polish.

Do you need them in the east?

Watch Ski Bum. It was on Amazon Prime when I saw it.

Oh, and one time I was skiing in SLC the same week that the BSA was in Park City. Hot, hot women walking around in tight fartbags. Well, somebody steals my poles! Damnit. Next day I look down from...

Hey, this is a place to post my favorite pole story. I was skiing with a buddy in Tahoe one day during one of those Epic storm cycles. He plants his pole and loses his grip, and now it's buried. We...